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"what? you all wondered what i looked like under my armour"

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"don't even think of sticking that up your ass GG Allin Jr."

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"Despite his shock at coming home early, Bob was never so glad he had taken down Miss December."

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Woops! I droped my swiffer.Let me bend over to get it.

  • 01.20.2006 8:30 AM PDT
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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

"So this is the secret project that we have been working on, Halo 3 will definitely be different!"

  • 01.20.2006 8:49 AM PDT
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When a "Sexy Maid" stripper was ordered for a recent Bungie bachelor party, something went horribly wrong.

  • 01.20.2006 8:57 AM PDT
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January 30, 2027. Jessica, unwilling to admit that the plastic surgery isn't holding up as well as it used to, desperately tries to relive her better days.

  • 01.20.2006 10:32 AM PDT
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The Sentinel Beam isn't excluded from Matchmaking due to any performance concerns. It's excluded because it's ridiculous. It may as well be firing super-accelerated clowns. - Shishka

"At just that moment, the stars aligned and there was a slipstream tear caused by an unknown ship, the future was forever altered... a superior race of male housewives lay seige to Earth."

  • 01.20.2006 10:42 AM PDT
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"After spending hours getting ready, Malcolm is enraged to find that Jessica Simpson has stolen his look AGAIN"

  • 01.20.2006 10:52 AM PDT

Gamertag: GRUNTYTHIRST77

"After suffering years of self doubt, Stan finally decided what he wanted to be when he grew up"

  • 01.20.2006 10:54 AM PDT

Stick your head out again Cotton Tail !

Them Memory is Xbox Hard Down the Framerate

"Does this swiffer make my butt look big?"

  • 01.20.2006 11:09 AM PDT
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"I guess saying he was in 98 Degrees doesn't get Nick Lachey the kind of tail it used to...."

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"If I didn't know you better, I'd say............who the -blam!- are you?"

Bent Llama - "Best mirror I ever bought..."

  • 01.20.2006 11:31 AM PDT
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Poor Jessica never was the same after the divorce...

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The Flood took over Jessica Simpson, but it had a different effect on her.

  • 01.20.2006 11:48 AM PDT
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Tragicly Jessica simpson never recovered fullly when her face lift went wrong

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some body used mine darn

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  • 01.20.2006 12:01 PM PDT

Strike Hard and fade away


Peter Moore after the 360 launch decided to let himself go and do a little swiffing, as he patiently waited for bungie's next big title.

  • 01.20.2006 12:03 PM PDT

Play how you Live.

"Nobody's ugly after 10 AM."

Ler

  • 01.20.2006 12:08 PM PDT

Yay!

"Parents, don't shelter your children."

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Anyone who’s played MP on Xbox Live knows the following is true: Teenagers, plus anonymity, plus microphone = idiot.-Frankie
Casual and Hardcore nutshell
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Thanks for choosing to whine over being a productive member of the community and possible element towards advancing Reach.

Bald guy: "Some day...."

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"you all laugh, and joke and make comments about me... but who has the forum with eleven pages dedicated to himself on bungie.net?"

had a bunch more but they only allow one entry.

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A New Years resolution gone, terribly, terribly wrong.

  • 01.20.2006 12:53 PM PDT

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Visit us and check out our games at Sandswept.net!

~~Pardon Our Dust.~~

"Go to college kids... Go to college."

Side Note: I think some of you are mistaking this guy for Frankie... Cut it out. It's embarrassing to the community.


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  • 01.20.2006 12:54 PM PDT

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to err is human,
to really bollocks things up
requires a rocket launcher...

7 is the loneliest number that I have ever known...

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