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"what? you all wondered what i looked like under my armour"[Edited on 1/20/2006]
"don't even think of sticking that up your ass GG Allin Jr."
"Despite his shock at coming home early, Bob was never so glad he had taken down Miss December."
Woops! I droped my swiffer.Let me bend over to get it.
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
"So this is the secret project that we have been working on, Halo 3 will definitely be different!"
When a "Sexy Maid" stripper was ordered for a recent Bungie bachelor party, something went horribly wrong.
January 30, 2027. Jessica, unwilling to admit that the plastic surgery isn't holding up as well as it used to, desperately tries to relive her better days.
The Sentinel Beam isn't excluded from Matchmaking due to any performance concerns. It's excluded because it's ridiculous. It may as well be firing super-accelerated clowns. - Shishka
"At just that moment, the stars aligned and there was a slipstream tear caused by an unknown ship, the future was forever altered... a superior race of male housewives lay seige to Earth."
"After spending hours getting ready, Malcolm is enraged to find that Jessica Simpson has stolen his look AGAIN"
Gamertag: GRUNTYTHIRST77
"After suffering years of self doubt, Stan finally decided what he wanted to be when he grew up"
Stick your head out again Cotton Tail !Them Memory is Xbox Hard Down the Framerate
"Does this swiffer make my butt look big?"
"I guess saying he was in 98 Degrees doesn't get Nick Lachey the kind of tail it used to...."[Edited on 1/20/2006]
"If I didn't know you better, I'd say............who the -blam!- are you?"
Bent Llama - "Best mirror I ever bought..."
Poor Jessica never was the same after the divorce...
The Flood took over Jessica Simpson, but it had a different effect on her.
Tragicly Jessica simpson never recovered fullly when her face lift went wrong
some body used mine darn[Edited on 1/20/2006]
Strike Hard and fade away
Peter Moore after the 360 launch decided to let himself go and do a little swiffing, as he patiently waited for bungie's next big title.
Play how you Live.
"Nobody's ugly after 10 AM."Ler
Yay!
"Parents, don't shelter your children."
Anyone who’s played MP on Xbox Live knows the following is true: Teenagers, plus anonymity, plus microphone = idiot.-FrankieCasual and Hardcore nutshellPosted By: Im SteelAssassnThanks for choosing to whine over being a productive member of the community and possible element towards advancing Reach.
Bald guy: "Some day...."
"you all laugh, and joke and make comments about me... but who has the forum with eleven pages dedicated to himself on bungie.net?"had a bunch more but they only allow one entry.
A New Years resolution gone, terribly, terribly wrong.
Sandswept Studios Design DirectorVisit us and check out our games at Sandswept.net!~~Pardon Our Dust.~~
"Go to college kids... Go to college."Side Note: I think some of you are mistaking this guy for Frankie... Cut it out. It's embarrassing to the community.[Edited on 1/20/2006]
"Gold Club Member" --gamertag: unibloat--to err is human,to really bollocks things uprequires a rocket launcher...
7 is the loneliest number that I have ever known...