- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Sense I just recently joined, im going to post as many as possible in hopes of stealing anybody and everybodies' ideas. hahahaha. Im evil.
1. "The tabloids are getting pretty desperate"
2. "Your mind of drugs."
3. "His grandma should stop leaving her underwear laying around."
4. "Oddly enough, Jessica Simpson didn't think that tuna would have this type of side effect."
5. "This might explain the recent break up between the couple."
6. "One man's dreams of popularity hopelessly squelched by Bungie.net."
7. "In hopes of boosting record sales, Jessica Simpson changes her image."
8. "Jessica Simpson hits the special olympics scene."
9. "Feeling self conscious about her recent appearance in Dukes of Hazard, Jessica Simpson became a stay at home mom."
10. "Eating disorder? I think not..."
11. "After cuting this man's stomach open, the remains of Jessica Simpson were found along with 2 swifers."
12. "Jessica Simpson's illegitamate child, Stephanie."
13. "IT PUTS THE LOTION OF ITS SKIN."
Hmm... I like pizza.