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Soon after this was posted on the internet Jessica Simpson had a heart attack and felt very fat after recovering.

[Edited on 1/20/2006]

  • 01.20.2006 7:05 PM PDT
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"Oooh, I should have taken off my cod-piece first...."

  • 01.20.2006 7:40 PM PDT
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"Bungie releases a photo of their new project - mass suicide sweeps the planet."

  • 01.20.2006 8:06 PM PDT
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I hate you so much...

But not as much as I hate the internet.

"...on the next episode of extreme make over..."

  • 01.20.2006 8:56 PM PDT
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Some dreams come 7rue, and some are sha77ered.

  • 01.20.2006 9:06 PM PDT
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"Greg tried to fulfill his dream of a model. Unfortunately, something didn't work out... "

[Edited on 1/20/2006]

  • 01.20.2006 9:14 PM PDT
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Sense I just recently joined, im going to post as many as possible in hopes of stealing anybody and everybodies' ideas. hahahaha. Im evil.

1. "The tabloids are getting pretty desperate"
2. "Your mind of drugs."
3. "His grandma should stop leaving her underwear laying around."
4. "Oddly enough, Jessica Simpson didn't think that tuna would have this type of side effect."
5. "This might explain the recent break up between the couple."
6. "One man's dreams of popularity hopelessly squelched by Bungie.net."
7. "In hopes of boosting record sales, Jessica Simpson changes her image."
8. "Jessica Simpson hits the special olympics scene."
9. "Feeling self conscious about her recent appearance in Dukes of Hazard, Jessica Simpson became a stay at home mom."
10. "Eating disorder? I think not..."
11. "After cuting this man's stomach open, the remains of Jessica Simpson were found along with 2 swifers."
12. "Jessica Simpson's illegitamate child, Stephanie."
13. "IT PUTS THE LOTION OF ITS SKIN."

Hmm... I like pizza.

  • 01.20.2006 10:11 PM PDT
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"Bow chicka bow wow."

"Dude!!!.... your like, bald!!!"

  • 01.20.2006 10:50 PM PDT

beware all posts on all topics are subject to massive trashing. thousands of idiots pwn'd and counting -Death

i dont speel chek my own posts... im not paid enough

member since day 1

Oh Com'on Shishka....honestly does this make my ass look fat?

  • 01.20.2006 10:58 PM PDT
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"Pft, okay, ONE of us is gonna have to change..."

  • 01.20.2006 11:13 PM PDT

Eat more Halo. Drink more tequila.

The VP of marketing for the new Depends-Swiffer merger finally realized why he was fired after seeing the first ad.




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[Edited on 1/21/2006]

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"The high-heeled shoes really make the difference"

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"The doctors said it wasn't possible, but Ralphie has a dream. And he's sticking to it."

[Edited on 1/21/2006]

  • 01.21.2006 2:19 AM PDT

" With the way he talks, its clear to me he was merely... a parental mistake"

[Edited on 1/21/2006]

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Swiffer Wet Jet: $10
Depends for men: $15
Jessica Simpson Rolling Stone Poster: $20
Having your digital camera ready when your friend loses a bet in Halo 2: PRICELESS.

  • 01.21.2006 2:39 AM PDT
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Frankie's best Christmas present ever.

  • 01.21.2006 5:47 AM PDT
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drugs are bad, mmkay.

  • 01.21.2006 7:16 AM PDT


"After getting a runny nose, little Timmy was glad to have found the tongue depresser in his mothers drawers.... Just in case"

  • 01.21.2006 9:40 AM PDT
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pound it

Look at me, LOOK AT ME. I WAS ROBBED, THAT SHOULD BE ME ON THAT COVER!!!

  • 01.21.2006 11:46 AM PDT
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The interesting thing is that most men won't notice the unsightly man in the foreground for about 5 minutes...

[Edited on 1/21/2006]

  • 01.21.2006 12:04 PM PDT

My business is to succeed..

The newest Covenant species to ever desecrate God's green earth...

  • 01.21.2006 12:26 PM PDT
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It's the female spartan from DOA 4 without her armor.

  • 01.21.2006 1:06 PM PDT

After three years of rejection, Frankie makes one last ditch effort to break into the world of modeling.

  • 01.21.2006 1:19 PM PDT
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Does this outfit make me look fat?

  • 01.21.2006 1:28 PM PDT
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Breaking up with Nick went straight to her hips, and then her butt, and then her head...

  • 01.21.2006 2:25 PM PDT