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Subject: Un-Official Caption Contest!

- Mike

Oh my, who put a picture of me on the internet? No-one was supposed to see that!

  • 01.15.2006 7:55 PM PDT
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You should make a list of who has posted a caption and who hasn't.

  • 01.15.2006 8:16 PM PDT
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"um... was that supposed to happen?"

  • 01.15.2006 8:19 PM PDT
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5/5 Stars - Kritz.net

"Does this make my ass look fat?"

Ass is totaly not a swear word.

>> Kritz

  • 01.16.2006 6:05 AM PDT
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Im a judge so I obviously wont be winning, but I wanted to put my captions in.


"When I said show me some stuff from your next project... That is NOT what I meant."

"Bungie celebrates new years in style"

"Ooh yeah I feel like a woman la la la la la...- Wait!.... Whats that thing that looks like a camera in the corner?...................... FRRRRAAAAAANNNNK-blam!-IIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!"

"... And Frankie was able to find a surprisingly high quality shot of the really old Bungie 'initiation' processes from all those years ago!"

  • 01.16.2006 10:00 AM PDT
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"After shutting himself in his room, Bent Llama discovered what he really wanted in life...a vacuum cleaner."

[Edited on 1/16/2006]

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"After months of petitioning, Inheritance the movie, was finally released in the U.S. Unfortunately, the highly rumored Underwear dance scene did not, in fact, contain Jen Taylor."

  • 01.16.2006 1:43 PM PDT
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so this is what jesica simpson looks like without makup...

  • 01.16.2006 2:54 PM PDT
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I told Ralph that Calvin Klein cologne works, but WOW!

  • 01.19.2006 8:51 AM PDT

"It was apparent to everyone at the Annual Bungie Office Party that something was certainly amiss... but then they fixed the crooked poster and everything was back to the norm."
Not that there even is an annual office party. :P

  • 01.19.2006 8:53 AM PDT
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Swiffer's new Marketing ad designed to show men that "Cleaning with Swiffer brand mops really is as easy as Jessica Simpson".

  • 01.19.2006 8:56 AM PDT

Posted by: LIME31
I got his sarcasm...one person has to implement sarcasm and then you get a pile of terrorist chipmunks crashing your party, not fun at all..

"Momma always said I looked nice in this"( looks at picture)"didnt you momma"

  • 01.19.2006 8:56 AM PDT
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in these days men also don't want dolls to look like the perfect man that they'll never be, so they also changed barbie's ken to create a more realistic image.

  • 01.19.2006 8:56 AM PDT
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"This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetable's, kid's."

  • 01.19.2006 8:59 AM PDT
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"Many felt that the new Wheaties box was a bit unusual and complaints were being filed."

  • 01.19.2006 9:07 AM PDT

"The side effects of using ProActiv"

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"Orecks new Hoover XL salesman"

  • 01.19.2006 9:15 AM PDT
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When arguing with a fool...
make sure he isn't doing the same.

After much diliberation, we decided Jessica's breasts were bigger.

  • 01.19.2006 9:19 AM PDT
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Chemical Weapon!

posted by:Achronos
Less self-righteous posturing and ad hominem attacks will keep this thread open and its participants' posting privileges retained.

ok, my first idea was really stupid, so never mind. heres m new one:

"The last thing i ever expected to see in my life was a giant bearded baby in diapers using a swiffer duster!"





who is that, anyway (the guy)

[Edited on 1/19/2006]

  • 01.19.2006 9:22 AM PDT

Your toast has been burned! And NO amount of scraping will remove the black parts!!.


"Bungie's answer to Jenny Craig."

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Simon Cowell's new show, "Celebritie Look-a-likes", hits a new low.

  • 01.19.2006 9:27 AM PDT
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This is my attempt::

Underneath all that Mjonlir, there is a beautiful man to behold.

  • 01.19.2006 9:35 AM PDT

somewhat good

mama, don't let your boys grow up to be cowboys !
(from a famous song the kids probably won't have even heard of because I'm old)

  • 01.19.2006 9:41 AM PDT
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"After Nick left, Jessica forgot to take her estrogen pills..."

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After years of wasting away his fortune, Verne Troyer knew he'd hit rock bottom when he had to take a second job at Merry Maids just to make ends meet.

  • 01.19.2006 9:42 AM PDT