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Subject: Un-Official Caption Contest!
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"In restrospect it seems that the creation of the Halo's and destruction of all life was not due to the flood, but instead a vomit inducing picture on the internet."

[Edited on 1/19/2006]

  • 01.19.2006 3:50 PM PDT

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Death, Destruction and Dots...
http://j-run.ca/blog
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"I swear guys, we're twins! Can't you see the family hairline?"

  • 01.19.2006 4:03 PM PDT

We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES! (President Thomas 'Tug' Benson)

"Mom!!!...I told you I don't want to be disturbed when I'm cleaning my room"

in reference to Scary Movie

  • 01.19.2006 4:05 PM PDT
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"I'm half way to becomeing housewife of the year! I've got the clothes and the vacuum cleaner; all I need now is some hair!"

  • 01.19.2006 4:18 PM PDT
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Are you sisters, bow chicka, twins, bowwow?

  • 01.19.2006 4:21 PM PDT
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" I swear the last time I did this I looked exactly like her."

  • 01.19.2006 4:33 PM PDT

"After realizing that he made the worst move of his life by divorcing Jessica Simpson, Nick cracks, leading a life of overeating and trying to be exactly like Jessica Simpson in every way."

  • 01.19.2006 4:34 PM PDT
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My Caption

"Swiffer wet jet $15
Rolling Stones poster $20
Seeing a Guy wearing short shorts while posing in front of a Jessica Simpson Poster...Priceless
For everything else theres Bungie.net"

  • 01.19.2006 4:41 PM PDT
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If it offends you, then I was just kidding !

Posted by: MakaVeli4LIfe1
Halo 2 will be perfect

" Bentlama .... OWNED ! "

  • 01.19.2006 4:43 PM PDT
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Pudgy short man feels gulity eating too many burgers and gaining weight at micky dee's so crossdresses as Jessica Simpson to raise his self esteem, only to find that he must 'swifter' and show his hairy legs to the general public.

  • 01.19.2006 4:45 PM PDT
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"Warning: The makers of Tag Body Spray understand the dangers of our product. Putting this on after midnight during a full moon might have reprecussions that we hadn't intended; such as baldness, chunkiness, and shrimpiness. Consider yourself warned."

[Edited on 1/19/2006]

  • 01.19.2006 4:58 PM PDT

"Vh1 behind the helmet, a Master Chief's story from fame to shame."

  • 01.19.2006 5:06 PM PDT

There is no place to hide, plugged in your mind. Conformed design. To concede your rights, concede your mind. Surrender to authority.

"A sexy woman by day, a sweaty bald guy by night, she is, JESSICA SIMPSON!"

  • 01.19.2006 5:13 PM PDT

"My daddy says im the best kisser in the county"

  • 01.19.2006 5:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

If this is bungie at work...what do they do for play?

  • 01.19.2006 5:21 PM PDT
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Which one's the girl?

  • 01.19.2006 5:30 PM PDT
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After years of trying to get past a level 15, frankie goes insane and tries to imitate his idiol

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  • 01.19.2006 5:33 PM PDT

"Should I tell her that I'm boring and self-absorbed?
Don't worry, if she doesn't put on make-up, we'll be honest too!"

  • 01.19.2006 5:39 PM PDT

"WHO H4XD JESSICA SIMPSON?!?!?!1/!"

And by the way, that's not frankie.

  • 01.19.2006 5:40 PM PDT
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"After her break up with Nick, Jessica loses it and lets her figure go to the wayside."

  • 01.19.2006 5:41 PM PDT
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Though the carpet was clean, we still had to throw out the carpet once he got off.

  • 01.19.2006 5:42 PM PDT
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Hell Awaits Within

Tru7th is Waiting. Fa7e is Calling.

"Well there goes my New Year's Resolution"

  • 01.19.2006 5:47 PM PDT
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"This caption written by: That guy who won the caption contest."

  • 01.19.2006 5:58 PM PDT
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"Side effects of Proactiv may include: weight gain, sex change, and the excessive want to clean."

[Edited on 1/19/2006]

  • 01.19.2006 6:12 PM PDT

I am an artist. The sniper rifle is my brush, the bullet my paint, and your head my canvas. My only regret is that I am the only one who ever sees my great works. I am not a sniper, I am a shadow in darkness, a whisper in the wind. I am everywhere, I am nowhere. You can't see me, but I. . . can. . . see. . . you. . .

They sing, they dance and they clean?! Man, what can't Oompa Loompas do?
Model. . .

  • 01.19.2006 6:20 PM PDT