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Cloning isn't a perfect science, but we are getting closer.

  • 01.19.2006 6:26 PM PDT

"And if you call now you'll receive everything shown here!" (Jessica Simpson poster not included)

  • 01.19.2006 6:30 PM PDT

Hi. My name is Sean. I've been a Bungie fan since Halo launched. Some of my interests include games, exercising, laser tag, martial arts, movies, music, sports, and technology. Feel free to contact me at any time.

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Canadian Bacon: the aftermath.

  • 01.19.2006 6:32 PM PDT

Dude, where's my Puma?

But....Which is the Evil Twin?

  • 01.19.2006 6:38 PM PDT

“I believe that the sound of racking the pump of a shotgun is universally recognized as ‘kiss your ass goodbye’.”

"Ohhhh, you touch my tra-la-la..."

  • 01.19.2006 6:39 PM PDT
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With Jessica out of the picture, Nick will finally play "Balltacular" with me.

  • 01.19.2006 6:45 PM PDT
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"The swifer might not have been so sad, had it not tasted heaven and fallen somewhere far below."

  • 01.19.2006 7:02 PM PDT
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WARNING: Do not eat swiffer pads! Side-effects after consumption may cause excessive brain damage, hair-loss, and wieght gain.

  • 01.19.2006 7:21 PM PDT
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"Although Bungie has not released specific information confirming the picture above, most philosophers and educated personnel have proved through their research and documentation that infact Bungie is one of many "areas" with a numerical code name. Seven is considered to be one of many hidden links contribuiting to other areas such as area 51. Though not specific the documentation provided by our Flaming Ninja Spies have proven that the picture provided is one of many Creatures of the final journey that contributes to the next project hidden in the core of the worlds deepest and most mysterious secrets."

-Kashoki

  • 01.19.2006 7:25 PM PDT
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Captian: If erections last for more than three hours, doctors recomend you look at this picture. (Inserted in the fine print of Cialis ads)

  • 01.19.2006 8:00 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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Meet. the master chief.

  • 01.19.2006 8:05 PM PDT

sup sup sup

♫I'm to sexy for my shorts♫

  • 01.19.2006 8:15 PM PDT

Gamertag: Deadly Cyclone

http://www.gameplayunlimited.com/
http://www.fiftyonemarketing.com

Jessica Simpson one gallon of Ben and jerrys, and one husband later......

  • 01.19.2006 8:15 PM PDT

"Bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.

House-Midget of the Year!

-Halodude4ever

  • 01.19.2006 8:27 PM PDT
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There is no free speech here. There is no due process.
Welcome to Bungie. You have no rights. Play nice.™

15,001 Halo 2 games logged. Oh no.

After Jessica left, it was all downhill for Nick Lachey.

  • 01.19.2006 8:43 PM PDT
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The husband of a desperate housewife.

  • 01.19.2006 8:59 PM PDT

(random yet funny signature goes here)

"So is a swiffer a broom or a mop?"

  • 01.19.2006 9:06 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

"Household hottie? Or hideous heifer?"

[Edited on 1/19/2006]

  • 01.19.2006 9:10 PM PDT
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"Sniper Rifle + Rocket Launcher, the original noob combo"

  • 01.19.2006 9:14 PM PDT
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After two weeks of using the Swiffer, he took it back stating that it did not make him look anything like Jessica, until they told him he forgot the high heels.

  • 01.19.2006 9:18 PM PDT
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wishfull thinking.....

  • 01.19.2006 9:24 PM PDT
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Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama
du--
HOLY COHONES!!

  • 01.19.2006 9:35 PM PDT
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Normal cameras add 5 pounds. Bungie cameras add 90,... and a beard.
Did I forget to account for the hair? No. Jessica has actually been bald for years. Her brain rejects common sense and hair.


[Edited on 1/20/2006]

  • 01.19.2006 9:54 PM PDT
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The Swiffer Wet Jet: It'll make you feel (not look) like a woman.


Side effects may include but are not limited to: Constipation, Drymouth, That gassy feeling, and a general creeped out feeling for those around you.

  • 01.19.2006 9:56 PM PDT