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Subject: World Domination advancing already?!
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My friend, you would not tell with ſuch high zeſt
To children ardent for ſome deſperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum eſt
Pro patria mori.

I guess Bungie didn't want me to find out the joyous fact that their plans for world domination are entering maturity... but I did.

Let me introduce you to a Mr Nathan Walpole, aka Bentllama... Or as he's known in the Russian Federation 'Prime Minister Ramzan Kadyrov! Finally the great Chechen pancake famine of '05 makes sense!

  • 01.16.2006 8:24 AM PDT

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And the 4th Bungie World Domination thread made in the past fiew days gos to Frag LOL

The Pancake Famon??

Scary they look to much the same.

Why would bungie deal with a country like russia?

Id pick a stronger one to start with.

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  • 01.16.2006 8:31 AM PDT

OMG, it's soo true. Hide or you will be assasinated Sir Frag !

  • 01.16.2006 8:33 AM PDT
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Ah hah! We have finally found the secret to Bungie's power! Ruling nations without anyone knowing! Next thing you know we'll find out that G. Bush is the "JONES" guy......

  • 01.16.2006 8:50 AM PDT
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If Bungie has Russia then they have their nuclear stock-pile...maybe hold the world ransome.(sp?)

It is crazy that they look so much alike.

  • 01.16.2006 9:25 AM PDT

Runnnnnn!

OMG!

  • 01.16.2006 9:26 AM PDT
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I sense a conspiracy brewing....

  • 01.16.2006 9:41 AM PDT

see frag...the benefits of Body Politic.

  • 01.16.2006 9:50 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

I can see the Komitet cars coming up the driveway.....

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  • 01.16.2006 10:01 AM PDT
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Hey, allright! Russia's a start.

  • 01.16.2006 10:18 AM PDT
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Bungie has probably joined forces with the Illuminati and other secret societies. They do use ninjas and they are mysterious. Why not also use other hidden forces?

  • 01.16.2006 10:30 AM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Perfect. Everything I have laid down is falling into place.

Soon, and then the world shall be out of Bungie's tyrannical grasp, and into my tyrannical grasp.

*Very evil laugh*

  • 01.16.2006 11:02 AM PDT

Do you think Bungie will reward us all with Land, or Money?

Dibbs on Austria. Noo Australia. Even better.

  • 01.16.2006 11:13 AM PDT

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I think TGP get's Australia, I think it was part of his sign-on bonus as a mod. But you can have New Zealand.

  • 01.16.2006 11:31 AM PDT
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I call dibs on Ohio.

  • 01.16.2006 11:38 AM PDT
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My god! Who knows... maybe George Bush is a Bungie employee in deep cover!?

  • 01.16.2006 12:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ciaran
My god! Who knows... maybe George Bush is a Bungie employee in deep cover!?

Dude, you really shouldn't diss bungie employes like that.

  • 01.16.2006 12:13 PM PDT
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I would like Florida. I can hang out with the grunts there.

  • 01.16.2006 12:23 PM PDT

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I think TGP get's Australia, I think it was part of his sign-on bonus as a mod. But you can have New Zealand.


Ok, well New Zealand is cool aswell. Oh wait, do i wan't Scotland...i can't decide

* Flips coin *


Scotland it is then.

  • 01.16.2006 12:39 PM PDT
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I would like to control anywhere where the LOTR films and King King are filmed. Good idea, goldhawk.

  • 01.16.2006 1:53 PM PDT
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I call Utah. Since I live here. Once I have control, I can kick out all of the people I don't like!

  • 01.16.2006 2:12 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Control Utah?

I would wanna control that too, but I already have control of my trash can. Why control the US's trash can?

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  • 01.16.2006 2:15 PM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

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Posted by: Ciaran
My god! Who knows... maybe George Bush is a Bungie employee in deep cover!?

Dude, you really shouldn't diss bungie employes like that.


I will restrain myself. Just be warned that political discussions are against the rules. Not that I would shed a tear of you did get a 2 month ban for that... =P

EDIT: To everyone in this thread, actually- it's getting very close to political. As one member to another, I'm just offering up a warning.

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  • 01.16.2006 2:19 PM PDT
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I am happy on my island...

  • 01.16.2006 2:22 PM PDT

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So, how long 'till the slingshot's ready? I need to make sure I have a front row seat and a good camcorder.

  • 01.16.2006 4:15 PM PDT

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