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Posted by: sarge117
So, how long 'till the slingshot's ready? I need to make sure I have a front row seat and a good camcorder.


I'm on the waiting list for a chance to release the trigger on somebody. I don't care who it is, I just wanna launch a giant slingshot.

EDIT: And I fail to see how Utah is the US trash can.

[Edited on 1/16/2006]

  • 01.16.2006 6:42 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

I also fail to see how a giant slingshot is a possibility.

It was a JOKE.

  • 01.16.2006 7:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kilroy
EDIT: And I fail to see how Utah is the US trash can.


Even I knew that :P

And you all keep away from Australia.. and New Zealand, soon to be the 7th state of Australia.

  • 01.16.2006 7:15 PM PDT
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I call dibs on the whole of the West End.

Suxxorz!

  • 01.16.2006 7:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
I also fail to see how a giant slingshot is a possibility.

It was a JOKE.


No it wasn't, it is real. it is!

And o yea, i want England!

[Edited on 1/16/2006]

  • 01.16.2006 8:53 PM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

Posted by: Apex 12
And o yea, i want England!


Shishka, Goweb and Psyched might have something else in mind.

I will bow down and serve the Canimators loyally as their strong right-hand man, ruling Canada with an Frozen fist and lots of C4. Hmmmm. Tastes like marshmellows.*



Yes, C4 does taste like Marshmellows. Do not try at home. Professional Soldier, closed demo range. Do not swallow.

  • 01.16.2006 10:36 PM PDT
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As for the slingshot. I have one word for you all: Sabotage.

Don't worry, none of the Bungie employees will be hurt. At the point the slingshot is used, they will all have been taken away to a hidden facility. I won't tell you what will happen there, but I can give you three words: Hippo. Tongue. Torture.

  • 01.16.2006 10:41 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

So, we're torturing Bungie employees?

Sounds like a plan.

[Edited on 1/16/2006]

  • 01.16.2006 11:08 PM PDT

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--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Alright, I would like to bid for the Bahamas! Home of beautiful beaches and illegal off-shore bank accounts that would mysteriously become mine <_>

~B.B.

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i sense one of those posts that ends up with 500 replies, but deserves 0

  • 01.17.2006 9:11 AM PDT

This is a good thread, don't knock it. Or you will be one of the first on the catapult.

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Posted by: BerserkerBarage
Alright, I would like to bid for the Bahamas! Home of beautiful beaches and illegal off-shore bank accounts that would mysteriously become mine <_>

~B.B.


Then I get Trindad and Tobago as well.

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Posted by: Nedus
So, we're torturing Bungie employees?

Sounds like a plan.


My army will be. You will only be able to see the Bungie employees if you prove loyal enough.

Now...where shall the slingshot hit first...hmmm...so many targets, so much power, so little time.

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Don't we need to fight first and then divide up the spoils. What kind of army are we? We should fight like Conan then rest on a jeweled throne.

  • 01.17.2006 2:04 PM PDT

I will divide the world map into sections and see what i come up with for the mods, the bungie employees. And then, the loyal members.

I will see what i come up with.

Don't expect anything until Thursday afternoon.

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Good thinking, goldhawk.

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Heh, you seem to be forgeting about The Guardians my friend. Heed the words of the Bringer of Tru7h, for Durandal was right all along...

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  • 01.18.2006 4:51 AM PDT

On the topic of secret identities of Bungie employees, a friend of mine has uncovered the true identities of some more. Most pertinent to the Walpole case would be Jaime Griesemer.

Who knew?

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My friend, you would not tell with ſuch high zeſt
To children ardent for ſome deſperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum eſt
Pro patria mori.

Mein gott... we're through the looking glass here people.

  • 01.24.2006 9:14 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Yay for Lewis Carol references!! The conspiracy has been breached, prepare for the guys in black suits with black ties, and government shoes!!!
Posted by: Sir Fragula
Mein gott... we're through the looking glass here people.

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Posted by: Reiginko
On the topic of secret identities of Bungie employees, a friend of mine has uncovered the true identities of some more. Most pertinent to the Walpole case would be Jaime Griesemer.

Who knew?


Frankie is dead!

  • 01.24.2006 9:34 AM PDT
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Many things to add here:

1. Russia is not a bad thing to have. No one's ever been able to conquer them! That makes it a good stronghold at least ;-)

2. Utah is, in fact, the U.S. trash can. Did you know that all the famous old western actors died of cancer because of filming where they tested nukes?

3. To quote the insane guy from Braveheart (can't think of the name): "Ireland is my island!"

4. Cows will take over the world long before Bush does (nothing political, just stating that cows are so much more awesome than people).

~Tym

P.S. -- 5. Lasers are so much cooler than slingshots.

P.P.S. -- 6. Something I was going to say but then forgot should go here.

[Edited on 1/24/2006]

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Beware Frag you have found out Bungie's plan,you may be only seconds away from death.(or eternal enslavement as Bentllama's personal foot rest.)

  • 01.24.2006 4:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: NeoCow
2. Utah is, in fact, the U.S. trash can. Did you know that all the famous old western actors died of cancer because of filming where they tested nukes?


Actually, the uclear testing was in Nevada. And last I checked, they don't hold the Olympics in trash cans.....

  • 01.24.2006 4:49 PM PDT

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