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Subject: Whats the stupidest thing you've seen a marine do?
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For me when I was playing Halo on asault on the control room, a banshee flew overhead and a marine threw a frag grenade at it, a frag grenade! come on! Who can get any more stupid than that?!
And another thing is: on silent cartographer near the begining just over the hill where you fight the second wave of covenant, a marine throws a grenade and I guess it must of bounced off of something because next thing I knew was that every single marine was dead from an explosion including me. What have you experienced?

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  • 05.09.2004 10:20 PM PDT
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On Assualt on the Control room, a Marine took my Ghost and drove it off the edge of the huge indoor area. I've also experienced Marines throwing frags at Banshees.

  • 05.09.2004 10:32 PM PDT
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I can't remember anything stupid at the moment although I know there ar tons. But on SC if you take the Warthog into the area where the door closes with the Gold Elite behind it, and get the Warthog stuck in the door when it closes. When you come back from activating the door open the marines are invincible and you can't shoot them. Not stupid at all but you know what I'm tired its 12:30 and I need to get up at 6:30. Good 6 hour sleep. Peace.

  • 05.09.2004 10:34 PM PDT
Subject: Whats the stupidest thing you've seen a marine do?
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This is more of a stupid AI thing: A marine got hit with plasma and screamed in pain while another marine answered back "roger that". It was pretty funny

  • 05.09.2004 10:43 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: Blaze97
On Assualt on the Control room, a Marine took my Ghost and drove it off the edge of the huge indoor area.
I'd have to say that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen a marine do. Poor bastard screamed like a baby on the way down too.

  • 05.09.2004 11:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: ace 7 7 7
For me when I was playing Halo on asault on the control room, a banshee flew overhead and a marine threw a frag grenade at it, a frag grenade! come on! Who can get any more stupid than that?!
And another thing is: on silent cartographer near the begining just over the hill where you fight the second wave of covenant, a marine throws a grenade and I guess it must of bounced off of something because next thing I knew was that every single marine was dead from an explosion including me. What have you experienced?


Yea, that frag grenade issue definitely needs to be fixed for Halo 2, haha...

  • 05.09.2004 11:17 PM PDT
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This one is more for captain Keyes: OK this ones quite short, sad and scary. On truth and reconciliation after rescuing keyes, I'll basically say this, never trust him when he has a needler! Every marine died from needles getting pumbled into their back... I wonder who it could be...

  • 05.09.2004 11:28 PM PDT
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Once on assult on tthe control room, where that first Wraith is, I was fighting the Wraith right. I used a ghost to get closer and do alittle damage with its guns. I had a few close calls but didn't take any damage from the wraith. I gave up using the ghost and ended up killing it with a rocket launcher, and not even a second later I get run over by a Marine driving the ghost I abandoned. Needless to say, the next 50 lives I hunted Marines like it was going out of style.

  • 05.10.2004 12:04 AM PDT
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alright ive got three.

1. In assault on the control room, i was sniping the grunts down by the first wraith you encounter. The first thing i noticed was that a marine had 'commandeered' a ghost.The second thing i noticed was that he drove it right into the wraith, bounced off its front and landed right on the cannon. The result was a ruined ghost and the first human to leave orbit without a ship :P

2. Ive seen sgt. johnson shoot at the blue ball of death that wraiths shoot... with a sniper rifle. he SHOT at it.

3. Same level. lets just say a marine thought that by diving off the small cliff you run up,yanno the one right before they wait for you to take out the gun implacements? yea he thought he would survive the frag.grenade. needless to say he didnt.

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  • 05.10.2004 12:22 AM PDT
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on SC at the beginning but after all the covenant on the landing beach were dead, i was waiting for the warthog and right before it got there i saw a marine running out in to the water and the next thing i knew i saw an explosion and he body flying up into the air.......im guessing he tried to drown himself and when that didnt work he fragged himself

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  • 05.10.2004 12:48 AM PDT
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The stupidest thing i have ever seen that a marine has done was... walk in front of my sniper rifle while i was picking off grunts in Assualt on the Control Room. HEAD SHOT!!!
Another time when i was picking up the tank in AOTCR, a marine tried to hop on (remember i said tried) and he managed to get stuck between the two front tracks and guess what, he died.

TS

  • 05.10.2004 3:47 AM PDT
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In “Halo”, on Legendary: A Goddamn idiot (marine) with a sniper rifle, on the passenger sit of my warthog decided to kill a @#£$§ grunt… although there were 3 people between him and the grunt: myself, sarge, and another marine! That idiot made a sniper bullet pass right trough me, sarge’s neck, the other marine’s back…and hit a goddamn rock!!! And if that wasn’t enough, the @#£$§ grunt started to laugh at our 3 dead bodies!!!
That day I’ve got $h|T for luck any way.


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  • 05.10.2004 4:04 AM PDT

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Posted by: hann solo
In “Halo”, on Legendary: A Goddamn idiot (marine) with a sniper rifle, on the passenger sit of my warthog decided to kill a @#£$§ grunt… although there were 3 people between him and the grunt: myself, sarge, and another marine! That idiot made a sniper bullet pass right trough me, sarge’s neck, the other marine’s back…and hit a goddamn rock!!! And if that wasn’t enough, the @#£$§ grunt started to laugh at our 3 dead bodies!!!
That day I’ve got $h|T for luck any way.




lol damn he is stupid

  • 05.10.2004 4:54 AM PDT
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Yea I know lol.
But guess what! I have one more: Still in “halo” in Heroic: I was attempting to perform a never seen stunt with the warthog; I’ve putt it in a cliff edge, with the rear wells nearly off the ground (and a bunch of grenades bellow it) ready to blow it up! However when I blow the warthog like that I always leave a marine in the gunner sit (to hear him scream;)! Guess what, I was baking of so I wouldn’t be caught in the explosion when the poor marine (probably ware of his fate lol) decided to the out of the gunner sit and, consequentially, fall off the cliff!
Guess it was committing suicide or be turned in to flaming hamburgers by a crazy green junk! ;)

  • 05.10.2004 5:46 AM PDT

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A drunk Marine or a sober one? Oh... you're talking about HAL0 Marines not
REAL Marines. Well for HAL0 Marines I'll admit they act worst than boots
who just earned PFC (E2) . As for REAL Marines and a real drunk one as well
, lets just say he was at a party at base houseing slam his fist into the neighbor's
rear windshield of his new accord. When MP come to pick him up he saluted
them with a "#@$% YOU!" and when the MP corrected him and told him that
he was a captian the drunk Marine responded with a 1finger salute and shouted
"#@$% YOU SIR!

  • 05.10.2004 6:01 AM PDT

A Marine got in the Ghost and ran over half the Marines and then I got the sniper and shot him in the head and another Marine said,"Good Shot"

  • 05.10.2004 7:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: marinealver
A drunk Marine or a sober one? Oh... you're talking about HAL0 Marines not
REAL Marines. Well for HAL0 Marines I'll admit they act worst than boots
who just earned PFC (E2) . As for REAL Marines and a real drunk one as well
, lets just say he was at a party at base houseing slam his fist into the neighbor's
rear windshield of his new accord. When MP come to pick him up he saluted
them with a "#@$% YOU!" and when the MP corrected him and told him that
he was a captian the drunk Marine responded with a 1finger salute and shouted
"#@$% YOU SIR!


Marines are untrained cowboys. Join the ARMY

  • 05.10.2004 7:10 AM PDT
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another one is: On the level "Halo" in the rockslide area I had a marine in the gunner seat of the warthog in the area where all the rest of the marines are hiding,(this is more of a stupid marineS thing) the covenant started to come from the upper hill and so the gunner started shooting while the marines where jumping in his line of fire one by one and each one died and yet the gunner still kept on shooting even with marines in his way!

  • 05.10.2004 7:32 AM PDT

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Posted by: KIAGrunt
Posted by: marinealver
A drunk Marine or a sober one? Oh... you're talking about HAL0 Marines not
REAL Marines. Well for HAL0 Marines I'll admit they act worst than boots
who just earned PFC (E2) . As for REAL Marines and a real drunk one as well
, lets just say he was at a party at base houseing slam his fist into the neighbor's
rear windshield of his new accord. When MP come to pick him up he saluted
them with a "#@$% YOU!" and when the MP corrected him and told him that
he was a captian the drunk Marine responded with a 1finger salute and shouted
"#@$% YOU SIR!


Marines are untrained cowboys. Join the ARMY


Oh so join the guys who Arn't Ready for Marines Yet.

  • 05.10.2004 7:39 AM PDT
Subject: The most stupid thing a marine has done

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By the way do they even have Marines or som sort of naval infantry in Greece. I'm sure they apriciate that comment as much as I did!

  • 05.10.2004 7:47 AM PDT
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Every time I play Assault on the Control Room i get run over by a marine in a ghost.

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  • 05.10.2004 8:29 AM PDT

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on halo when you get the warthog, i drove down to the tunnel but instead of going down the gradual slope i went across the cliff to the left. then i did the 360 spin warthog trick off the cliff edge to land in front of the tunnel entrance. well you land fine and keep driving but yer passengers scream! and then once you've landed and have driven perhaps 20ft they give you another round of death screams.

i'm like "dude chill we're okay!".

  • 05.10.2004 9:31 AM PDT
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Grrrrrrr.....stupid marines...i was on AOTCR and i kept flipping the wraith (by hitting the banshee off the ledge, hitting the wraith, pushing it off the ledge) but a single, stupid, idiotic marine on a ghost kept running over me!!!!!!! Grrr. so...in the end i just blew him up via plasme grenade.he killed me like 3 times lol

  • 05.10.2004 9:40 AM PDT
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Marines never respond to stealth. i've had my cover blown by a marine opening fire on TAR many times BEFORE i've been spotted and fired upon. oh and by the way if you shoot them because of their incompetance your to blame and they turn on you! what kind of justice is the world of Halo?

  • 05.10.2004 10:04 AM PDT
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Once I saw marines try to take a hunter down by using a assault rifle and shooting at its shield. Everyone know a pistol and the back will do the trick without wasting ammo!

[Edited on 5/10/2004 10:20:20 AM]

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