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Subject: You think that sucks... listen to this!
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Okay. Friday night, unbelieviebly gorgeous girlfriend is going on a date with you. Sounds all good and fine right?

YES this is a good thing, however i go out to the garage to get in my car and i don't find the car. But i find a note.

"sorry bro, needed it for a slurpee run"

I was supposed to pick her up at 6! it's now 7:45! I'm skrewed!

She doesn't have her cell with her and she's meeting me at where we're going.
My brother has no way for me to contact him and he's been getting slurpees going on 3 hours! WHAT THE HELL!

poor me... someone feel sorry for me so i don't have to. Oh, and my sig. kicks ass.

  • 08.27.2004 6:48 PM PDT
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You are doomed.

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  • 08.27.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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Dang man Sorry but you might need to apoligize to here and call your brpther an ass a lot. A whole lot

  • 08.27.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

I'm a man with a fork in a world of soup.

you're sig dose kick ass.

make a new topic devoted to you're sig.

  • 08.27.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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Win back her favor with some surprise sex.

  • 08.27.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Win back her favor with some surprise sex.


Yeah......that will work. *Sarcasm*

Hope she's the forgiving type.

Make sure to place as much blame as possible on your brother.

[Edited on 8/27/2004 7:07:45 PM]

  • 08.27.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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those better be the best damn slurpees god has ever graced this world with. I mean "better than halo 2" kind of slurpees.

Like orgasm in your mouth slurpees.

...... that doesn't quite work, what i mean is like your mouth is having an orgasm the slurpeee is so good.


.......

.......nevermind.

  • 08.27.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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Man I feel sorry for you, tell her what happened and buy her flowers and chocolate... That'll work.

  • 08.27.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Win back her favor with some surprise sex.


Hhhhhhh, just don't talk.

  • 08.27.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Peck
those better be the best damn slurpees god has ever graced this world with. I mean "better than halo 2" kind of slurpees.

Like orgasm in your mouth slurpees.

...... that doesn't quite work, what i mean is like your mouth is having an orgasm the slurpeee is so good.


.......

.......nevermind.


Wow. Thanks for that disturbing mental picture. Bleh.

  • 08.27.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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Beg here for your forgiveness and add some new bras on the side so that you and her will be happy tomorrow night

[Edited on 8/27/2004 7:12:45 PM]

  • 08.27.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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i think the best idea is to blame my brother.

  • 08.27.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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Yea I think so to

  • 08.27.2004 7:15 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

How can you listen if you're reading on the internet?

  • 08.27.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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aha! this just in! my brother has returned with the car, upon questioning where he was for three hours, he said "i got slurpees, than i went to steves to play some mech assault"

BASTARD!

wish me luck folks, i have a lot of explaining to do.

  • 08.27.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Peck
aha! this just in! my brother has returned with the car, upon questioning where he was for three hours, he said "i got slurpees, than i went to steves to play some mech assault"

BASTARD!

wish me luck folks, i have a lot of explaining to do.


if it don't work out

PM me with her number

or even if it does work out

PM me with her number

  • 08.27.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Peck
i think the best idea is to blame my brother.


Yay!! I had a good idea!!!

  • 08.27.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: -blam!- Galore88
Posted by: Peck
aha! this just in! my brother has returned with the car, upon questioning where he was for three hours, he said "i got slurpees, than i went to steves to play some mech assault"

BASTARD!

wish me luck folks, i have a lot of explaining to do.


if it don't work out

PM me with her number

or even if it does work out

PM me with her number


Shut up, Spammer.

  • 08.27.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Helljumper76
Posted by: -blam!- Galore88
Posted by: Peck
aha! this just in! my brother has returned with the car, upon questioning where he was for three hours, he said "i got slurpees, than i went to steves to play some mech assault"

BASTARD!

wish me luck folks, i have a lot of explaining to do.


if it don't work out

PM me with her number

or even if it does work out

PM me with her number


Shut up, Spammer.


directions:

take you finger

straighten it out

pull down pants

insert finger into ass

smush it around

lick your tasty delight

  • 08.27.2004 7:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Peck

"sorry bro, needed it for a slurpee run"

I was supposed to pick her up at 6! it's now 7:45! I'm skrewed!


That's one long slurpee run.

  • 08.27.2004 7:26 PM PDT
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o that sux man. Best thing to do. Flowers, $100 chocolates. COmfortable sexy lingerie. Opera. If she likes that kind of thing. And another thing. Dont come onto her. Let her do that. And dont cut corners. Dont spare any expense you dont need to spare. Good luck. And get a car ASAP :D lol

  • 08.27.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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All those in favour of getting rid of -blam!- Galore88 say Aye!




'Aye!'
Tristan

  • 08.27.2004 7:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gaara of Sand
All those in favour of getting rid of -blam!- Galore88 say Aye!




'Aye!'
Tristan


hey,

call me davester88

  • 08.27.2004 7:40 PM PDT
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I think Tristan can be a unisex name, but in this instance it's a guys name ;-)

sorry... all those in favour of being rid of Davester88 say Aye

  • 08.27.2004 7:47 PM PDT

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