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Subject: What if a Flood stepped into your bedroom in the middle of the night?

What would you do?

  • 04.25.2011 6:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frasier Crane
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A Flood? A Flood? Really? That's what all the zombies together are called...you have to be more specific.

  • 04.25.2011 6:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: WjB456
A Flood? A Flood? Really? That's what all the zombies together are called...you have to be more specific.
This. There are several different "floods".

  • 04.25.2011 6:50 PM PDT

...inb4tentacles?

Also, probably die.

  • 04.25.2011 7:02 PM PDT

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I have a waterproof bed.

  • 04.25.2011 7:32 PM PDT

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disregard video games

well i have plenty of loaded guns so i would blast it in the face.

  • 04.25.2011 8:21 PM PDT
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I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


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Posted by: Energy Sword
well i have plenty of loaded guns so i would blast it in the face.
You can't even hit an Xbox from 3 meters let alone a flood form!

Also, I blasted your mum in the face.

BAM!

[Edited on 04.25.2011 8:40 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2011 8:39 PM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Offer it a cigarette in between moans.

  • 04.25.2011 9:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mike Huntt
Posted by: Energy Sword
well i have plenty of loaded guns so i would blast it in the face.
You can't even hit an Xbox from 3 meters let alone a flood form!

Also, I blasted your mum in the face.

BAM!


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  • 04.25.2011 9:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: jaythenerdkid
I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


Skype: au-simon

Posted by: Energy Sword
Posted by: Mike Huntt
Posted by: Energy Sword
well i have plenty of loaded guns so i would blast it in the face.
You can't even hit an Xbox from 3 meters let alone a flood form!

Also, I blasted your mum in the face.

BAM!
stillmakingreferencestoavideothatisalmost1.5yearsold.jpg
FTFY. lol

  • 04.25.2011 9:32 PM PDT
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It depends.

Are we talking Halo 1 Flood, Halo 2 Flood, or Halo 3 Flood?

Also, what kind of Flood is it? Infection form, combat form, carrier, juggernaut, half Flood form, or pure form?

If it was a Halo 1 Flood with half Flood AI, resilience of a pure form, and power and jump of a juggernaut, I would be hoping that it's sleep paralysis.

  • 04.26.2011 12:13 AM PDT

I would be infected and die.

  • 04.26.2011 2:16 AM PDT

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I'd take the knife next to my bed and attempt to cut the mofo to pieces.

  • 04.26.2011 3:42 AM PDT

"The truth is the key, and with it, I will unlock the doors of darkness and find justice."
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"Why is it that lately, all I want to do is cry?"
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I'd shmash every last one of 'em! My bedroom would only shake the beehive!

  • 04.26.2011 3:47 AM PDT

I mean the ranged type. They're like 3 foot tall spiders that shoot needles. And this is in the middle of the night, so you would see anything, let alone where to shoot.

  • 04.26.2011 11:07 AM PDT

you would get wraped unless you had shotgun




[Edited on 04.26.2011 11:13 AM PDT]

  • 04.26.2011 11:11 AM PDT

Bungie is the best.

throw your Ps3 at it.

  • 04.26.2011 11:17 AM PDT

I'd grab my lamp and hit it on the upside of the head... Then I'd grab a Harry Potter wand and jab it in the gut until it died.

Of course, I'd probably be infected/killed first.

  • 04.26.2011 11:26 AM PDT


Posted by: MrR46
Offer it a cigarette in between moans.



win. but id probably throw my pillow at it then jump out my window.

  • 04.26.2011 1:23 PM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Wait...I wouldn't wake up in the first place. I sleep very heavily.

  • 04.26.2011 1:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: clamo
I mean the ranged type. They're like 3 foot tall spiders that shoot needles. And this is in the middle of the night, so you would see anything, let alone where to shoot.
Well, that's not so bad. They aren't that annoying on Legendary. I would befriend it and use it to create half infected humans and animals. :)

Jk, but maybe I would.

Edit:

Luckily, I got a flash light under my bed and my eyes have adjusted to the dark (I am nocturnal). Even blocking the window with drapes doesn't help.

[Edited on 04.26.2011 2:18 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2011 2:17 PM PDT
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Be honest ... not just now ... be HONEST!

Do Flood actually "step"? I mean; it's more like a slimey, crawly sort of maneuver, and a lot more quiet than a "step".

First I'd have to ask how my Xbox and TV got into my room, because Flood only exist in fictional works, of which my only source are the Halo games.

Once I got over that, and realized, "Since they're only in fiction, then it must be a fictional question", I'd then try to figure out what might "step" into my room in the real world that would have the impact of Flood.

Coming up completely blank, and having heard nothing loud enough to wake me, I'd probably just go on sleeping. Either that, or wake up and realize it was only a dream.

Why do you ask?

  • 04.26.2011 7:07 PM PDT

id offer it a drink and if he (or she) wanted to play halo

  • 04.26.2011 10:41 PM PDT

Stuck It.

If its an infection form, I'll put a leash on it and make it a pet.
If its a carrier, I'll "blam" the bed.
If its a Tank form, I'll hug it.
If its a Gravemind, I'll shoot myself.

  • 04.26.2011 10:44 PM PDT

lol, yeah if its gravemind, i would be sh****ng myself

  • 04.26.2011 10:46 PM PDT

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