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Subject: WORST Theories thread [Post them here]

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

So we've all heard really awful theories or statements concerning the Haloverse. And by awful, I mean that the evidence doesn't add up at all or somebody didn't read any of the books.
What are some of the worst theories or statements you've ever heard?

Here are some that I've heard from people I personally know and on forums:

*A very young Master Chief would have a cameo appearance in Halo: Reach

*Noble Six/Jun/Jorge/John Forge is Master Chief

*Noble Six survived Lone Wolf cause the cutscene didn't show him actually being stabbed.

*Halo: Reach takes place hundreds of years before Halo: CE.

*Fall of Reach reprint says Jun was killed when escorting Halsey (misunderstanding but still stupid.)


I post up more on my OP when I remember them.

[Edited on 04.25.2011 10:35 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2011 10:34 PM PDT

That Halo reach brakes canon.

  • 04.25.2011 10:41 PM PDT
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Oh -blam!- christ where should I start?

Forge is MC
Rookie is MC
Noble 6 is MC
MC is Forges son
Humans are Forerunner
Halo and Marathon are in the same universe
edit: Legendary planet is Reach before glassing
Anders is Halesys daughter
Rookie is a spartan II
Reach takes place after Halo 3
None of the weapons in the trilogy existed during Reach
None of the new weapons in 2 or 3 existed during CE.
Spartan 1's were ancient greeks


[Edited on 04.25.2011 10:47 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2011 10:41 PM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

Um...Spoiler MC did go back in thime but then he went to Reach. Close but no cigar.

*Halsey is Jorge's mom

  • 04.25.2011 10:43 PM PDT

http://www.halo-forum.com

Any ImmortalJoshua's threads/theories.

  • 04.25.2011 10:44 PM PDT


Posted by: switch 104 sv
Any ImmortalJoshua's threads/theories.

(bad joke)

  • 04.25.2011 10:46 PM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

The Arbiter from HW is the same Arbiter from H2/H3

  • 04.25.2011 10:48 PM PDT

http://www.halo-forum.com

Posted by: Docterweegee

Posted by: switch 104 sv
Any ImmortalJoshua's threads/theories.

(bad joke)

Yeah, because he has such a great history of posting relevant topics, interesting views and has shown an in depth knowledge of Halo lore.

  • 04.25.2011 10:52 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."

Noble Six was never in Pegasi Delta and thus was never augmented.
Thel 'Vadam was the one that killed Six
Chief slapped a missile when he was a kid
40 Spartan II's could have done the missions in Pegasi Delta and K7-49 with SPI armor and without dying.

  • 04.25.2011 10:53 PM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

at least I have evidence and statements to support my theories. The theories in this thread are coming from people who don't know -blam!-.

The Falcon was stolen from Avatar

[Edited on 04.25.2011 10:56 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2011 10:54 PM PDT


Posted by: switch 104 sv
Posted by: Docterweegee

Posted by: switch 104 sv
Any ImmortalJoshua's threads/theories.

(bad joke)

Yeah, because he has such a great history of posting relevant topics, interesting views and has shown an in depth knowledge of Halo lore.

I cant tell sarcasm, Because that sounds like the truth to me.

  • 04.25.2011 10:56 PM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

Oh I love this one cause I hear it all the time from 12 year olds:
Why are there three Master Chiefs in Halo Wars?!

  • 04.25.2011 11:00 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."

Jorge is Six's dad.

  • 04.25.2011 11:01 PM PDT


Posted by: ImmortalJoshua
Oh I love this one cause I hear it all the time from 12 year olds:
Why are there three Master Chiefs in Halo Wars?!

Lol, in machmaking? or story?

  • 04.25.2011 11:02 PM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

Story.
It was so fun when more info on Reach was coming out and I was the only person in my college's game club who knew about the storyline and people were coming up with all these wild theories.
As I stated above, but now more info, there was a guy in my club who said he read Game Informer and it said a young MC would be in Reach.


Reach is the Legendary Planet

The RvB Bungie Day 2010 reveal of Forge World was fake.

[Edited on 04.25.2011 11:13 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2011 11:05 PM PDT

The release of Halo CE should have stopped the halo event .

  • 04.25.2011 11:20 PM PDT

Here's a popular one...

Halsey is Jorge's mom, while Master Chief is Jorge's son.

  • 04.26.2011 5:48 AM PDT

Bungie Pentathlon - who actually cares ?


Posted by: BlackKnightKanos
Here's a popular one...

Halsey is Jorge's mom, while Master Chief is Jorge's son.



I literally cannot tell you how much I hate this theory - just because Jorge says ma'am..... silly internet kids !!!!!

My favourite worst theory of all time has got to be the Legendary planet being Onyx/Reach/Earth/Basingstoke

  • 04.26.2011 6:01 AM PDT


Posted by: Richomack360

Posted by: BlackKnightKanos
Here's a popular one...

Halsey is Jorge's mom, while Master Chief is Jorge's son.



I literally cannot tell you how much I hate this theory - just because Jorge says ma'am..... silly internet kids !!!!!

My favourite worst theory of all time has got to be the Legendary planet being Onyx/Reach/Earth/Basingstoke

That's also another popular theory. It was well written, but totally fail.

  • 04.26.2011 6:32 AM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

"Spartan II Class II are canon."

"Rtas 'Vadum killed Noble 6 because the last Elite in the cutscene held a sword in his left hand."

"Only Arbiters can be left handed."

  • 04.26.2011 7:39 AM PDT
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Deva Path


Posted by: DecepticonCobra

We are all going to get banned aren't we?


Posted by: ImmortalJoshua
at least I have evidence and statements to support my theories. The theories in this thread are coming from people who don't know -blam!-.

The Falcon was stolen from Avatar


Since when does halopedia and opinions from people on the 343 forum count as "evidence and statements"?

Spartan II class IIs are canon

  • 04.26.2011 8:27 AM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

While it is impossible for the legendary planet to be onyx, I believe it's the shield world from the book. Its complicated but makes alot of sense.

  • 04.26.2011 11:26 AM PDT
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Deva Path


Posted by: DecepticonCobra

We are all going to get banned aren't we?


Posted by: ImmortalJoshua
While it is impossible for the legendary planet to be onyx, I believe it's the shield world from the book. Its complicated but makes alot of sense.


seeing how the forerunner word for shield world is "onyx" it is correct to call it that just not the same onyx that the book was based off of.

And why won't you put up the idea that a class two of spartans exist?

  • 04.26.2011 11:29 AM PDT

That the POA is capable of surviving a landing and then taking off back into space.

  • 04.26.2011 11:41 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Legendary Planet is Reach
The weapon wasn't in the game therefore it didn't exist
Brutes weren't in the Covenant until Halo 2
I could go on, but these ones annoy me the most.


[Edited on 04.26.2011 12:26 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2011 12:22 PM PDT

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