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Subject: Oh Cortana!
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What do you think about Cortana?

  • 01.19.2006 1:16 PM PDT

i think shes a crazy raccoon with rabies and needs to be put down.

  • 01.19.2006 1:56 PM PDT

Sighness

Indubidubly. Banana.

I think she's purple.

  • 01.19.2006 2:01 PM PDT
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I thank god in halo2 you dont have to lisen to the -blam!- every 3 seconds.

"the wheater patterns seem natuaral, i wonder if" STFU i dont care, its snowing so what Master Chief doesnt get "Snow days"
"Chief this the the Elite master, umm yea its snowin so you can take a break, Ps-the conrol room is..."

And
"Chief leave me, dont be a fool"
"no omg i need my master..chief risk your life"
"why cant we just like hack into those doors"
"ummm b/c i want you to ummm have a challenge"

and shes Purple, but i made her pink and blue

  • 01.19.2006 2:31 PM PDT

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I think shes a lazy -blam!-,

Just tells you what to dow hiel you risk your life,

a typical woman

  • 01.19.2006 3:42 PM PDT
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  • 01.19.2006 8:45 PM PDT

MBT
Posted by: S3NATOR
"In the pants of peace, there are always pockets of resistance."


Posted by: I run with mp7a1
once this random hot girl walked up to me and asked me to put my hands on her boobs. that was a cool day.


Posted By: angry0lbgrampaPosted by: angry0lbgrampa
O_O you looked at your friends balls when "he" sat on your head O_o

im not gonna go there until i know its not cortana -blam!-, any way she pisses me off, thats why now with the whole game beaten, i play it on mute whenever i do campaign

  • 01.20.2006 7:30 PM PDT
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anyone think she turns to the ai side in halo 3?...odd plot twist but could be interesting.

  • 01.21.2006 4:37 PM PDT
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wow, no one really likes her....

  • 01.22.2006 1:41 PM PDT
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i dont mind her, i just wish she would shut the hell up. Like in Halo :CE after you get the warthog in stage 2 she said "this cave is not a natural formation so it must lead somewhere". my god!! a METAL cave leads somewhere?? i did not know that. she'a a lttle too damn obvious!

  • 01.22.2006 3:49 PM PDT
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That is true and it does sound stupid of her.

  • 01.22.2006 3:51 PM PDT
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If she was only physical.....and in a black leather dominatrix-style suit......









(oh yeah, all night long!)






(give it to me baby)


(oh yeah)



(yes, yes, yeees!)






(oh, baby, that was INCREDIBLE)
















































(Master Chief, you should really put your armor back on...)



(Wort wort wort)
(AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHITBURNSITBURNSITBURNS!!!!)

[Edited on 1/22/2006]

  • 01.22.2006 5:42 PM PDT
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I'm terrified at your Dominatrix phantasy!!!!

  • 01.22.2006 5:59 PM PDT
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lmao.

"This cave is not a natural formation"

Cortana, newsflash, someone built halo. So duh the cave was built.

  • 01.22.2006 9:20 PM PDT

Only a female sends you headlong into trouble without an explanation,
"There's no time! Get out of here, find Keyes, stop him! Before it's too late!"
only to chew your head off and accuse you of forgetting about her and her need for attention when you come back bearing gifts.
"I've spent the last 12 hours cooped up in here, watching you toady about, helping that thing get set to slit our throats!"


That said, she is an AI in a Bungie title. That makes her the character we all love to hate.

  • 01.22.2006 10:58 PM PDT
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Where is her OFF button?

  • 01.23.2006 1:10 AM PDT
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great in bed.

horrible conversation.

  • 01.28.2006 11:10 PM PDT

Posted by: EAGLES5
I think shes a lazy -blam!-,

Just tells you what to dow hiel you risk your life,

a typical woman

Don't forget she leaves or makes you leave her when you need her most. 343 and the libary.But she's cool in some ways.

[Edited on 1/28/2006]

  • 01.28.2006 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sardonic13
That said, she is an AI in a Bungie title. That makes her the character we all love to hate.

I just loved Durandal. :/
-TGP-

  • 01.29.2006 6:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Legendary skulls
What do you think about Cortana?

A sword that i would like to have, right along with Durandal..

  • 02.01.2006 6:44 AM PDT

0010101

she has a hot ass

  • 02.01.2006 10:59 AM PDT
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She annoys me. To friggin obvious, she's always like "we" did it. WTF do you mean we? She's just a AI construct that MC carries around and probably annoys him and definately me. Maybe MC will just leave her at High Charity on Halo 3.

  • 02.01.2006 5:59 PM PDT

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