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Subject: Oh Cortana!
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she annoys me
she has no respect for the chief and he is the one with her floppy disk in his head!

  • 03.07.2006 2:13 PM PDT
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in bed shes mine!

  • 03.09.2006 5:26 PM PDT

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  • 03.09.2006 6:39 PM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

in bed shes mine!


That's exceedingly mature. You should be proud of yourself. (Note:Intense levels of sarcasm)

  • 03.10.2006 3:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: ThePuMan
she has a hot ass

oh yeah can you virtualize your self and find what your looking for on her?

  • 03.10.2006 9:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: halofury28
in bed shes mine!


Hey man i'd totally tap her holographic ass too.

[Edited on 3/10/2006]

  • 03.10.2006 6:29 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

i think if you're horny for cortana, you need to get out more.

  • 03.10.2006 8:28 PM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

Agreed BlueBaron.

  • 03.11.2006 5:16 AM PDT
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she allright

  • 03.15.2006 2:13 AM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

You mean you don't mind her being in the game or what?

  • 03.15.2006 3:35 AM PDT
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[quote]Posted by: Cold Gunmetal
If she was only physical.....and in a black leather dominatrix-style suit......









(oh yeah, all night long!)






(give it to me baby)


(oh yeah)



(yes, yes, yeees!)






(oh, baby, that was INCREDIBLE)


OK and people called me crazy when I had recurring dreams aboout miranda keyes















































[Edited on 3/15/2006]

  • 03.15.2006 5:52 AM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

These comments are a disgrace to the forums. Where are the mods?

  • 03.15.2006 6:54 AM PDT
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yeah were are they?

  • 03.15.2006 10:43 AM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

Some people on this thread might need temporary blacklists.

  • 03.15.2006 2:33 PM PDT
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ah they're probably little kids with a hard on. as soon as they grow up they will realize how stupid they sound. until then they will disgrace halo 2 in all its pwnage.

  • 03.15.2006 9:12 PM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

It's not an excuse. Even a four year old can be civil if they try. Maybe they should take their "hard" to the Flood where nobody cares if you're immature.

  • 03.16.2006 3:16 AM PDT
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immatre people........

  • 03.16.2006 9:07 AM PDT
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Tehy should have made her a bit more chatty, its nice to have someone talk to you when ur all alone...She should say stuff like "thats the way to do it" or more of the "watch it" when ur shields go down the first time into the game...it would be cooler...I mean she supposed to be advanced, but half the time doesn't seem like it, until the cutscene comes in and she pulls of some lock on a door or nav points u, or brings up schematics and all tat good stuff...

  • 03.18.2006 9:41 AM PDT
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Okay let me list Cortanas pro's and cons:

Pro's:
She can hack into Covenent networks as easily as Chief breathes
She is the only reason that Chief even has a sense of humor left
She has a great cyber butt :)
When she is in Chiefs head his reactions are even faster
She likes MC and does everything she can to keep him alive

Cons:

She is in Chiefs head so any naughty thoughts he ever has are instantly readable by her (not sure I want to be THAT close to her)
She can get temperamental at times (can an AI have PMS?)
She can be bossy
She is modeled after Dr. Halsey (would you want your teacher inside your head?)
She almost seems to enjoy taunting MC with her sexy tone

  • 03.18.2006 2:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: halofury28
in bed shes mine!


Hey man i'd totally tap her holographic ass too.


*rofl* Oh, oh man you guys are getting wierd. Not that she isn't.....designed well, but there are other options. And why the heck did they try to make her hotter in Halo 2?

(mumbles something about taunting sexy voices when killing Flood....) ; )

  • 03.18.2006 3:13 PM PDT

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