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Subject: if you were srgt. johnson for one day what would you do
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iswaba is my gt

take my laser back from MC

  • 04.26.2011 5:36 PM PDT
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Semper Fictor

Shoot some aliens

  • 04.26.2011 5:38 PM PDT

i would do everything

  • 04.26.2011 5:42 PM PDT

Go with Woman.

I know what the ladies like.

  • 04.26.2011 6:01 PM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

find a giant fish, -blam!- it's brains out

  • 04.26.2011 6:07 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Wish I was Jacob Keyes.

  • 04.26.2011 6:20 PM PDT
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no u


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find a giant fish, -blam!- it's brains out
Like a Johnson!

  • 04.26.2011 8:06 PM PDT

u don't need that GUNGNIR rifle...as red vs blue say..

" i hear srgt. johnson shoots lazers out his eyes!"

  • 04.26.2011 8:52 PM PDT

I Am Spartan - 029, Also Known As Josh!

Do what the ladies like! :D

  • 04.26.2011 11:18 PM PDT
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Be freakin badass!!!

  • 04.27.2011 2:54 AM PDT

Bip Bop Bam!

  • 04.27.2011 3:29 AM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact

Kill 343 with a splazer on the replacement ring before it freaks out.

  • 04.27.2011 4:28 AM PDT

Wander through a battlefield with only a pistol, taking casual shots and people, smoking a cigar.

I mean, I'd be invincible right? Being a critical part of the storyline I can't die!

  • 04.27.2011 4:28 AM PDT

I would know what the ladies like.

  • 04.27.2011 7:30 AM PDT

Not fail at the end of Halo 3. Also, park the frigate closer so that Vidmaster Annual would be easier...

  • 04.27.2011 7:58 AM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

Hello, Jilan. :P

  • 04.27.2011 8:08 AM PDT

Cave Johnson here, we're done!

PS: If you are reading this comment while imagining my voice, don't panic. That's just a side effect of the testing.

1) Know what the ladies like

2) Write said knowledge on paper

3) ???

4) Profit

  • 04.27.2011 8:19 AM PDT