- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Guys... wow. Okay, look at yourselves. You're talking about how hot Cortana is! This is pathetic on mulitple levels:
Firstly, Cortana is a character in a video game. This alone is enough to make it pathetic, because she is not real.
Secondly, within that video game world, she is a hologram. So, in a world of make believe, she is a character that isn't even a human. This makes it twice as pathetic as before, as she is now not real in twice the ways.
Thirdly, you're on an internet forum talking about her. As has been proven by statistical research, internet forums are the worst place to seduce or even find girls (EDIT: No, I haven't researched this - it just makes sense... I'll bet there are less than 5 girls on this forum - compare that ratio to other social gatherings). Thus, you're wasting precious, precious time which could have, theoretically, been spent locating actual lady-types with which to spend time. So, when you factor in the opprotunity cost (what you give up, in terms of potential) of talking in the forum, this is pathetic on a whole new level.
So, to recap. Talking about how hot Cortana is is pathetic in three ways. Firstly, she is a video game character. Secondly, she's not a human video game character. Thirdly, in order to talk about how hot this non-human video game character is, you must sacrifice time that could've been spent trying to find an actual human mate.
Congradulations, guys. You've reached new lows.
[Edited on 4/18/2004 8:03:18 AM]