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Subject: Bet you cant stick it master cheif
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LOL i love cortana

  • 04.12.2004 8:32 PM PDT
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really i was never attracted to her loljk

  • 04.12.2004 8:33 PM PDT
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she is totaly hotter than pam anderson

  • 04.12.2004 8:35 PM PDT
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damnit im making a poll who is hotter pam or cortana

  • 04.12.2004 8:35 PM PDT
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are you even kidding me? Cortana is sooo much hotter than Pam. I would rather has intercourse with Pam though BECAUSE SHES REAL

  • 04.18.2004 7:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: Neo 231
are you even kidding me? Cortana is sooo much hotter than Pam. I would rather has intercourse with Pam though BECAUSE SHES REAL

Yea but I would stick it too Cortana's Holographic figure.

  • 04.18.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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You guys are sick. Completely desecrating and degrading Cortana as we know her. Get a life.

And a girl, while you're at it.

Holographic ones don't count.

'-_-

[Edited on 4/18/2004 7:38:36 AM]

  • 04.18.2004 7:38 AM PDT
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Guys... wow. Okay, look at yourselves. You're talking about how hot Cortana is! This is pathetic on mulitple levels:

Firstly, Cortana is a character in a video game. This alone is enough to make it pathetic, because she is not real.

Secondly, within that video game world, she is a hologram. So, in a world of make believe, she is a character that isn't even a human. This makes it twice as pathetic as before, as she is now not real in twice the ways.

Thirdly, you're on an internet forum talking about her. As has been proven by statistical research, internet forums are the worst place to seduce or even find girls (EDIT: No, I haven't researched this - it just makes sense... I'll bet there are less than 5 girls on this forum - compare that ratio to other social gatherings). Thus, you're wasting precious, precious time which could have, theoretically, been spent locating actual lady-types with which to spend time. So, when you factor in the opprotunity cost (what you give up, in terms of potential) of talking in the forum, this is pathetic on a whole new level.

So, to recap. Talking about how hot Cortana is is pathetic in three ways. Firstly, she is a video game character. Secondly, she's not a human video game character. Thirdly, in order to talk about how hot this non-human video game character is, you must sacrifice time that could've been spent trying to find an actual human mate.

Congradulations, guys. You've reached new lows.

[Edited on 4/18/2004 8:03:18 AM]

  • 04.18.2004 7:46 AM PDT
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Now that is one smart halo player. Great research there Coop.

  • 04.18.2004 7:58 AM PDT
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Heh, there was no research involved at all. I'm just a smart kid I guess.

  • 04.18.2004 8:01 AM PDT
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Dont know about Cortanan but the women/girl whatever she prefers to call herself that does the voice for her sounds hot as hell.

  • 04.18.2004 8:04 AM PDT

I hate everything, but it's not my fault.

Posted by: Coop
Guys... wow. Okay, look at yourselves. You're talking about how hot Cortana is! This is pathetic on mulitple levels:

Firstly, Cortana is a character in a video game. This alone is enough to make it pathetic, because she is not real.

Secondly, within that video game world, she is a hologram. So, in a world of make believe, she is a character that isn't even a human. This makes it twice as pathetic as before, as she is now not real in twice the ways.

Thirdly, you're on an internet forum talking about her. As has been proven by statistical research, internet forums are the worst place to seduce or even find girls (EDIT: No, I haven't researched this - it just makes sense... I'll bet there are less than 5 girls on this forum - compare that ratio to other social gatherings). Thus, you're wasting precious, precious time which could have, theoretically, been spent locating actual lady-types with which to spend time. So, when you factor in the opprotunity cost (what you give up, in terms of potential) of talking in the forum, this is pathetic on a whole new level.

So, to recap. Talking about how hot Cortana is is pathetic in three ways. Firstly, she is a video game character. Secondly, she's not a human video game character. Thirdly, in order to talk about how hot this non-human video game character is, you must sacrifice time that could've been spent trying to find an actual human mate.

Congradulations, guys. You've reached new lows.

Nice analysis Coop, but you're forgetting something.....you are on this forum too! :P

  • 04.18.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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I think I'll stick to the girls at my high school, they way much better than Pam or Cortana.

  • 04.18.2004 8:09 AM PDT
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Sure am, but you're forgetting something too! Two things, actually.

1) Who says I'm single and even need to be looking for another girl?
2) I'm not the one talking about how hot Cortana is.

  • 04.18.2004 8:10 AM PDT
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I'm not atracted to her... she's a video game character...

But still, she has a very good voice, very sexy and relaxing...

  • 04.18.2004 8:21 AM PDT

I hate everything, but it's not my fault.

True coop, and I'm not talking about how hot she is either, but you made it sound like everybody on the forums was a loser. I know you didn't mean that, so I just made a little joke. And I wonder why stosh hasn't deleted this topic by now.

  • 04.18.2004 8:41 AM PDT
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you made it sound like everybody on the forums was a loser.
I quote my frined Tim when I say this, "Its funny cause its true." Okay, that was a joke, like what Ghandi said, " so I just made a little joke." And yeah, this topic should be in the garbage bin.

  • 04.18.2004 8:50 AM PDT
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MMMM....mmmm......MMMM....Cortana is fine! Lets face it she has a sexy voice, a slim figure, and HUMONGOUS BOOBS

  • 04.18.2004 9:00 AM PDT
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I totally agree with Coop's theory.
Geessh, guys its just a video game character.

  • 04.18.2004 9:05 AM PDT
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I find she gets really annoying after a while with all that ordering and stating the obvious, infact i don't think she says one encouraging word during the entire game!

[Edited on 4/18/2004 9:06:18 AM]

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Great, I have a hang over. The last ting I need is to be prompted to throw up.

  • 04.18.2004 9:05 AM PDT
Subject: Bet you cant stick it master cheif
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She is known to be very high-spirited. Oh, and I thought I might throw this one in too, the girl that does the voice for Cortana does the voice for the Princess in one of the Mario games.

  • 04.18.2004 9:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jumpmaster
She is known to be very high-spirited. Oh, and I thought I might throw this one in too, the girl that does the voice for Cortana does the voice for the Princess in one of the Mario games.

Okay NOBODY mention ANYTHING about the princess

  • 04.18.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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I agree wit u SPARTAN 021 they are all perverts and can't get agirl and always fantasize about what they can't have. They are falling in love wit a computer that isn't real.An talkin about a girl they can't have.


[Edited on 4/18/2004 9:15:03 AM]

  • 04.18.2004 9:10 AM PDT
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Are u falling in love with acomputer hologram. That's pretty sad.

  • 04.18.2004 9:12 AM PDT

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