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Poll: What is master chief [closed]
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Total Votes: 25
I have always wondered what kind of person/thing you may find under this legendary warrior. I have a couple of theories why you will never see his face.
1-He is just a pro and is like wtf guys ima not show you my face!
2-he is a fugly old man and is so ugly it kills teammates
3-He is actually a she and she can't let anybody know that because she is supposed to be in the kitchen making me a sandwich while doing my laundry and 69ing me.
4-He is a robot and can't take off his helmet because he it is part of him
6-He is SGT.Johnsons son/brother and Johnson is like hey boy don't take off that der helmet unless you wanna get beats up cuz im the only black guy herz that gets ta show off da face!
7-This is the one that I think is the actual one, Master chief is actually an alien. it all began 75 billion years ago, there were a form of planets that were ruled over the evil lord Xenu. The worlds were beginning to get over populated and so he began to freeze all of the life forms. then he flew them to Reach and dumped them into volcanoes. Then the souls of the killed lifeforms flew out of the volcano and tried to return to where they had come, but Xenu knew better so he made giant soul trappers and flew the souls to a different part of Reach and brain washed them. and then when they were released they flew aimlessly and confused until they found the baby master chief and then were put into them which made him super pro and strong and confused. even though he was an alien he thought he was a petty Sgt. and was in the military. he convinced everyone else that he was so they gave him super Armour and put him on the piller of Autumn and flew away to the halo rings.(BTW not a knock off of scientology)