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Subject: What is master chief

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Poll: What is master chief  [closed]
idea 1:  16%
(4 Votes)
idea 2:  8%
(2 Votes)
idea 3:  12%
(3 Votes)
idea 4:  4%
(1 Votes)
idea 5:  28%
(7 Votes)
idea 6:  8%
(2 Votes)
idea 7:  0%
(0 Votes)
idea 7 again because it is right:  24%
(6 Votes)
Total Votes: 25

I have always wondered what kind of person/thing you may find under this legendary warrior. I have a couple of theories why you will never see his face.

1-He is just a pro and is like wtf guys ima not show you my face!

2-he is a fugly old man and is so ugly it kills teammates

3-He is actually a she and she can't let anybody know that because she is supposed to be in the kitchen making me a sandwich while doing my laundry and 69ing me.

4-He is a robot and can't take off his helmet because he it is part of him

6-He is SGT.Johnsons son/brother and Johnson is like hey boy don't take off that der helmet unless you wanna get beats up cuz im the only black guy herz that gets ta show off da face!

7-This is the one that I think is the actual one, Master chief is actually an alien. it all began 75 billion years ago, there were a form of planets that were ruled over the evil lord Xenu. The worlds were beginning to get over populated and so he began to freeze all of the life forms. then he flew them to Reach and dumped them into volcanoes. Then the souls of the killed lifeforms flew out of the volcano and tried to return to where they had come, but Xenu knew better so he made giant soul trappers and flew the souls to a different part of Reach and brain washed them. and then when they were released they flew aimlessly and confused until they found the baby master chief and then were put into them which made him super pro and strong and confused. even though he was an alien he thought he was a petty Sgt. and was in the military. he convinced everyone else that he was so they gave him super Armour and put him on the piller of Autumn and flew away to the halo rings.(BTW not a knock off of scientology)

  • 04.29.2011 10:59 PM PDT

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I just... what?

  • 04.29.2011 11:25 PM PDT
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Honor est praemium virtutis.

I think I just had a brain aneurysm.

  • 04.30.2011 12:30 AM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

WTF is this?

  • 04.30.2011 12:44 AM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

What is Master Chief? Baby, don't hurt me...

  • 04.30.2011 1:00 AM PDT
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TOCO149

I think my eyes are bleeding.

  • 04.30.2011 5:37 AM PDT

Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
What is Master Chief? Baby, don't hurt me...

Hahaha! I got that one!

  • 04.30.2011 5:44 AM PDT

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I...I don't even...know what to say about this.

  • 04.30.2011 6:10 AM PDT

Mastur Cheef r prety awsum guy and dosnt afraid ov anything

  • 04.30.2011 6:27 AM PDT
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Halo 2 isn't dead jorge...... its just missing in action.
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Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
WTF is this?

  • 04.30.2011 7:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: RotaryCookie
Mastur Cheef r prety awsum guy and dosnt afraid ov anything


Halo is a preety cool guy, he kills aliens and doesnt afraid anything.

  • 04.30.2011 7:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
WTF is this?

  • 04.30.2011 8:34 AM PDT

I'm just your average idiot savant.


Posted by: DeathBySniper
I just... what?

...My thoughts exactly.

  • 04.30.2011 9:05 AM PDT

You noob go frag yourself

I voted for 5, because there isn't one.

  • 04.30.2011 9:33 AM PDT

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I think there is a number 5 u just goyza tinks of it

  • 04.30.2011 9:43 AM PDT
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5

Have you ever read the books? The cheif is a badass.

  • 04.30.2011 11:50 AM PDT


Posted by: smokey99
4-He is a robot and can't take off his helmet because he it is part of him

6-He is SGT.Johnsons son/brother and Johnson is like hey boy don't take off that der helmet unless you wanna get beats up cuz im the only black guy herz that gets ta show off da face!


I loled how you described this.

  • 04.30.2011 11:55 AM PDT

Uh...

  • 04.30.2011 11:56 AM PDT

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no it made everyonz smarter cant u see that everyone is smarter?

  • 04.30.2011 3:36 PM PDT

Livin' under a bridge since '94

He R Actually A She And She R Actually Samus. Nintendo and Xbox Are Best Friends. That's why PSN is down.

  • 04.30.2011 3:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: pownyu
He R Actually A She And She R Actually Samus. Nintendo and Xbox Are Best Friends. That's why PSN is down.


Nuh uh cuz when master chief played super poly pocket barbie doll brawl hez like iz that me and arby say no its samus and hes a she and master chief goes she gotz boobies and arby goes yes and chief goes lolololololoooloolololloollolololololollololoooololololololol oollololoollollollololololololoolloolloollolololololololololo lolololollololololoololololololollolollol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!111

  • 04.30.2011 3:45 PM PDT

Even the greatest were once at the bottom.

Ummm... a SPARTAN-II. Not any of these.

  • 04.30.2011 3:47 PM PDT

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no hes one and it all makes perfect scence for atleast all of them put together so ha!

  • 04.30.2011 3:50 PM PDT

You mean Halo man? From that one game Halo game, Halo?

  • 04.30.2011 5:48 PM PDT

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-John Lennon


Posted by: Urbanus Venator
I think I just had a brain aneurysm.

  • 04.30.2011 6:35 PM PDT

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