- PandaSmurf169
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Spartan vs. Elite
I would jump on the back of the elite, then rip all of it's mandibles in a swift pull, leap off and kick them into the ground, King Leonidas style.
OR
I grab them by right shoulder with left hand, spin them towards me, use three fingers and rip out their tongue, with a finishing roundhouse kick to the face.
Spartan vs. Spartan
IF rockets, hit them over head to make them bend over, then fire a rocket up their butt.
IF sniper, attach knife to end of the barrel, fire it into their helmet, and then take their knife.
IF sword, right hand with sword, left with knife upside-down, slit throat with knife, roundhouse to head, and slice their body in half with sword as they fall.
IF have any grenade, hold left shoulder with left hand, plunge grenade into their rib cage with right hand, walk away without looking when they explode.
Type "Cookies" in TAC-PAD, and then knife hand style plunge both hands in the target's back, and rip out lungs.
Jump assassination, land on target's back, squat all the way down, which creates a crater, launch back into air whilst saying, "G.I. Joeeeee!!!!"
Knife the top of the target's helmet, King Leonidas kick to the upper back, and retrieve own knife after death.