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Subject: Is Master Chief a virgin? -- Serious Question

Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?

Oh thnx for the link :)
I would listen to it anyway,

  • 05.02.2011 3:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Lynk120
Oh thnx for the link :)
I would listen to it anyway,


You're welcome...not sure what you're saying in the second part though :/

  • 05.02.2011 4:17 PM PDT

i'm not trying to joke here, honestly.

but seeing as Spartans are Extremely strong, they would probably end up hurting/killing their lover in the throws of passion. even if their partner was also a spartan someone may get hurt.

  • 05.02.2011 4:34 PM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Beastiality

[Edited on 05.02.2011 6:01 PM PDT]

  • 05.02.2011 6:01 PM PDT

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Master Chief can't really have sex with a hologram, and electricity circuits don't work either.

[Edited on 05.02.2011 6:31 PM PDT]

  • 05.02.2011 6:31 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."


Posted by: jeffgodofPIE
i'm not trying to joke here, honestly.

but seeing as Spartans are Extremely strong, they would probably end up hurting/killing their lover in the throws of passion. even if their partner was also a spartan someone may get hurt.


Gives the expression break you in half a new definition. lolololol

  • 05.02.2011 6:44 PM PDT

Well this sucks, im never going to think of Master Chief being hardcore anymore :( Haha just kidding, but this thread still made me laugh

[Edited on 05.02.2011 6:53 PM PDT]

  • 05.02.2011 6:52 PM PDT
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I killed him in the face!

*facedesk*

When I thought Bungie couldn't get any worse.

  • 05.02.2011 7:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.


Posted by: mojeda101
Yes, no Spartan ever had the chance. Men can still have the luxury but the Woman on the other hand cannot carry a baby. Their skeleton was hardened to a point of no expansion, a baby wouldn't fit.


Tell that to Maria.

And I do believe he is, even with two females he was close to. I can think of a few Spartans that aren't virgins, but MC isn't one of them.

  • 05.02.2011 7:46 PM PDT

There's no proof that Maria ever carried the baby to term. getting pregnant is the easy part, it's the intervening 9 months that are difficult.

  • 05.02.2011 7:55 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."

There's not even proof that she ever got pregnant, chances are that she adopted.

  • 05.02.2011 8:00 PM PDT

^True, if there's one thing the UNSc would have had a surplus of, it's orphans.

  • 05.02.2011 8:04 PM PDT

There's not truly proof she even had kids yet.

  • 05.02.2011 8:26 PM PDT

So, the Master Chief is more than likely a virgin, i.e. has never had s.e.x.u.a.l. intercourse in his 41 years of living?

Dam... that... kinda sucks. =\

  • 05.03.2011 7:57 PM PDT

^That is what virgin means.

[Edited on 05.03.2011 8:00 PM PDT]

  • 05.03.2011 7:59 PM PDT

Just because their intimate activity has never been documented doesn't mean it's nonexistent.

[Edited on 05.03.2011 10:20 PM PDT]

  • 05.03.2011 10:19 PM PDT

I encourage fair gameplay, but I warn you, if you are facing me, watch your six.

I always believed that in the Halo books, it seemed like John (the Chief) had a thing with either Linda or Kelly.

  • 05.04.2011 4:44 AM PDT
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Master Cheif knows what the ladies like...

  • 05.04.2011 5:21 AM PDT

Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?


Posted by: RADAR31404
I always believed that in the Halo books, it seemed like John (the Chief) had a thing with either Linda or Kelly.


Maybee..
But i think they is one of his best friends,

  • 05.04.2011 5:54 AM PDT

You must not know 'bout me

Give Eros a try. It's an active Off-Topic forum where everyone feels like friends.

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Posted by: Cmdr DaeFaron
No no no...

A POSSIBLE side effect of one of the augmentations was reduced sex drive, with the worst of 'killing' it.

Didn't they do it on purpose?

  • 05.04.2011 6:12 AM PDT


Posted by: ApolloCree

Posted by: Cmdr DaeFaron
No no no...

A POSSIBLE side effect of one of the augmentations was reduced sex drive, with the worst of 'killing' it.

Didn't they do it on purpose?


Wha?

  • 05.04.2011 7:17 AM PDT

http://www.halo-forum.com

Posted by: ApolloCree

Posted by: Cmdr DaeFaron
No no no...

A POSSIBLE side effect of one of the augmentations was reduced sex drive, with the worst of 'killing' it.

Didn't they do it on purpose?

Haha. No.

  • 05.04.2011 7:20 AM PDT


Posted by: ApolloCree

Posted by: Cmdr DaeFaron
No no no...

A POSSIBLE side effect of one of the augmentations was reduced sex drive, with the worst of 'killing' it.

Didn't they do it on purpose?


No, it was not something done on purpose, just a highly likely side affect. There might be some Spartans who weren't affected by it at all. We don't know how affected the various Spartans were by it, all we know is that it was not an intentional part of augmentations.

  • 05.04.2011 12:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImmortalJoshua
well if that's a shocker there's a guy who is epicly badass and he's a -blam!--blam!-.


I thought you were referring to Omar from "The Wire".

I am disappointed.

  • 05.04.2011 12:56 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.

Now that I think about it, Master chief is a 40-something year old virgin...

  • 05.04.2011 1:05 PM PDT