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Nothing to see here citizen.

what is this i dont even

  • 05.02.2011 11:36 PM PDT
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Yes I'm fairly young. No, that doesn't mean I'm automatically dumber than you or have less life experience, thats just generally the case. I am not your general case.

um...Okay?

  • 05.02.2011 11:42 PM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter

I agree.

  • 05.02.2011 11:43 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Thank you for not de-railing.
This is a legitimate thread, I want to know what people think about Cortana's rack.

  • 05.02.2011 11:44 PM PDT
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would she still fit in masterchief's helm then? ^_-

  • 05.02.2011 11:43 PM PDT

Could you imagine what an A.I would say as you stared at it then become aroused?

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Posted by: mojeda101
Could you imagine what an A.I would say as you stared at it then become aroused?



masterchief in halo 2 (pff chihchichchch) all night 'n' all day long.

  • 05.02.2011 11:45 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Posted by: mojeda101
Could you imagine what an A.I would say as you stared at it then become aroused?



"This chest is not a natural formation..."

  • 05.02.2011 11:45 PM PDT

I think they are the perfect size, any bigger would just make her seem comical and "unrealistic".

  • 05.03.2011 12:08 AM PDT

get out of here stalker

I think her tits should be more focused on as a story aspect. After all, why would an AI need boobs? Probably for some mysterious function, unknown to mankind.

  • 05.03.2011 12:14 AM PDT

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

OTK

I need your clothes, your boots and your mobility scooter

Bigger boobs would have been an excellent addition to her physique.

  • 05.03.2011 12:23 AM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

She has to be much more pleasing to look at.
You need something to tune out to when she's babbling to you about Forerunner artifacts and mission details.

  • 05.03.2011 12:25 AM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.

Posted by: Count Blinkula
Posted by: mojeda101
Could you imagine what an A.I would say as you stared at it then become aroused?



"This chest is not a natural formation..."
Win post is win

  • 05.03.2011 12:26 AM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.

Posted by: Count Blinkula
She has to be much more pleasing to look at.
You need something to tune out to when she's babbling to you about Forerunner artifacts and mission details.
And something we can fap to...

  • 05.03.2011 12:26 AM PDT

TITTIES

  • 05.03.2011 12:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: Big Black Wrex
What are we supposed to be discussing here Shepard?

Posted by: Count Blinkula
Could have been a lot bigger.

Do you agree?
Bigger is better.

[Edited on 05.03.2011 12:38 AM PDT]

  • 05.03.2011 12:35 AM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
I created the Moa XING avatar pic.
Also I earned the All Star nameplate with this submission to Week 14 All Stars http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0415/art/likea boss.jpg

just a couple of more 00111100010110 to her binary code should have made them bigger.

[Edited on 05.03.2011 12:48 AM PDT]

  • 05.03.2011 12:48 AM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."

I bet her boobs would have more power than the 7 Halos combined.

  • 05.03.2011 12:56 AM PDT
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ENGLISH, MUTHA...

I wonder... Can one JTAG a Spartan? Change a float or two, and BOOM!

  • 05.03.2011 1:57 AM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

Can she change her rack size at will? It'd be interesting to watch her keep growing and shrinking them.

  • 05.03.2011 1:58 AM PDT
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ENGLISH, MUTHA...

Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
Can she change her rack size at will? It'd be interesting to watch her keep growing and shrinking them.
"Hey, Chief, it's like a lottery. Press a button to make 'em stop. Let's see how lucky you really are!"

  • 05.03.2011 1:59 AM PDT

throwning snowballs at cars is like doing a bell ditch. The end result is basically the same: sprinting away from the large man exiting his car who yells profanities, hiding behind a house, and watching as his car patrols the street, waiting to murder you.

Asking the flood for dating advice is like you going up to a bunch of starving Africans and debating the pros and cons of the bacon roll vs the double cheeseburger.

Some one who stands for nothing shall fall for everything.

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Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
Can she change her rack size at will? It'd be interesting to watch her keep growing and shrinking them.
"Hey, Chief, it's like a lottery. Press a button to make 'em stop. Let's see how lucky you really are!"
-blam!- lol'd

  • 05.03.2011 2:14 AM PDT

Fate loves the fearless.

I think her tits should be more focused on as a story aspect. After all, why would an AI need boobs? Probably for some mysterious function, unknown to mankind.
Much like real life boobies.

[Edited on 05.03.2011 7:15 AM PDT]

  • 05.03.2011 7:14 AM PDT

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