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Subject: how do spartans take dumps?

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SPARTANS are genetically engineered to have no -blam!-
Thats what they call the burden of war LOL

  • 05.03.2011 7:46 PM PDT


Posted by: Clark 714
Posted by: urk
"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear."

That made me laugh so -blam!- hard.

  • 05.03.2011 8:38 PM PDT

I started up the heated debate on whether the SPARTAN-II in the cryo tube near the end of Reach is really Linda.
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watch Iron Man 2 when Stark gets drunk at his birthday party. That will give you a good guess.

  • 05.03.2011 9:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: Clark 714
Posted by: urk
"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear."

That made me laugh so -blam!- hard.


And wtf is Urk doing in the Universe?

What? Because he is an employee he isn't allowed to post on his company's forum? I know if I worked there I would be fired for being on Bnet too much during the work hours.

  • 05.03.2011 10:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: urk
"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear."

They use heavy lift gear to take dumps?

  • 05.03.2011 10:22 PM PDT

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To be honest that is a good question, and I have never thought of it myself. I would guess they would have some kind of crap holding contraption down there.

  • 05.03.2011 10:50 PM PDT

Ever think they take it off?

  • 05.04.2011 1:14 AM PDT

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Well.. Spartans do drink their own pee. Recycled of course, so, one can imagine.

  • 05.04.2011 4:02 AM PDT

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I have always thought this. =/

  • 05.06.2011 5:57 PM PDT

They have a toilet built in.

  • 05.06.2011 6:12 PM PDT


Posted by: urk
"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear."
Epic win

  • 05.06.2011 7:09 PM PDT

I could see the suit being able to reprocess urine and probably sweat into water that could be very useful on long missions, but not poop. Astronauts in space wear carefully sealed adult nappy things so that if they do have to take a dump while on an EVA, the smell wont cause them to puke over the inside of their visor which would be a problem.

Its a little known fact that the mjolnir suit seems to have some sort of zipper running from the crotch plate to the back of the ass, which makes sense.

  • 05.06.2011 9:45 PM PDT

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Christ, what are you five?



STFU this is an important topic

[Edited on 05.07.2011 3:32 AM PDT]

  • 05.07.2011 3:31 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

simple answer:
they dont eat, drink, sleep, reproduce or take dumps

  • 05.07.2011 3:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: urk
"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear."


Don't usually quote you guys, but that was a very well placed reference.

  • 05.07.2011 6:20 AM PDT

urk's been posting in universe and the Reach forum a lot more than usual lately.

  • 05.07.2011 7:53 AM PDT

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Posted by: urk
"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear."
Six, DELIVER THAT PACKAGE!
Ah the lulz!

  • 05.07.2011 7:59 AM PDT

*ahem* can you guys quit orgasming over urks post and get back on topic please. Thanks :L

  • 05.07.2011 10:22 AM PDT
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urk posted?
ASMFG

  • 05.07.2011 10:23 AM PDT

Posted by: Clark 714
Posted by: urk
"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear."

That made me laugh so -blam!- hard.


And wtf is Urk doing in the Universe?

Why does it matter?

  • 05.07.2011 2:27 PM PDT

They don't eat.

  • 05.15.2011 6:16 PM PDT

http://www.halo-forum.com

Posted by: XpinktaintX
They don't eat.

Why did you feel it necessary to bring this thread back from the brink?

  • 05.15.2011 6:18 PM PDT


Posted by: Docterweegee
Ever think they take it off?


I must repost.

  • 05.15.2011 6:19 PM PDT

>>/INFO_ONISEC1SER3
/CLASSIFICATION>> CLASS ?
/MISSION_CONTROL>> BASE ALAMO
/CODENAME>> FACOTA FI
/MISSON_LOCATION>> CLASSIFIED
/MISSION_STATUS >> 7H+IN_PROGRESS
>>END //INFO_ONISEC1SER3 >>CLEAR

This same question has been answered a couple of times before.

The MJOLNIR MARK VI, probably the others too, have holes in its boots to dispose waste.

  • 05.15.2011 10:17 PM PDT


Posted by: Docterweegee

Posted by: Docterweegee
Ever think they take it off?


I must repost.


Double repost. Why does no one even think of this!?

  • 05.15.2011 10:26 PM PDT

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