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Subject: HOW TO: Troll Matchmaking Effectively [Tutorial]

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Posted by: Gruntzilla24
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I would expect more from the Halo 3 community. It was my understanding that people here would like H3 to prosper, not die. No wonder reach is doing better than this game.


How about you pull your head out your ass and lighten the f.uck up. Seriously you must be such a sad and lonely person IRL. Go outside, talk to people and make some friends instead of being the pompous, stuck up, nobody that you are.

Fu.cking f.aggot needs to get a sense of humour.

[Edited on 05.08.2011 9:01 AM PDT]

  • 05.08.2011 9:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: Gruntzilla24
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I would expect more from the Halo 3 community. It was my understanding that people here would like H3 to prosper, not die. No wonder reach is doing better than this game.


How about you pull your head out your ass and lighten the f.uck up. Seriously you must be such a sad and lonely person IRL. Go outside, talk to people and make some friends instead of being the pompous, stuck up, nobody that you are.

Fu.cking f.aggot needs to get a sense of humour.


He seriously reminds me of that Deltahunter guy. I never trolled him but he was always trying to purposefully get into arguments with people on this forum.

I don't think he's trolling either. Trolls do it for the lols, but I think this guy actually just wants to argue for the sake of arguing.

  • 05.08.2011 9:09 AM PDT

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Posted by: Plasma Pistols
Posted by: Gruntzilla24
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I would expect more from the Halo 3 community. It was my understanding that people here would like H3 to prosper, not die. No wonder reach is doing better than this game.


How about you pull your head out your ass and lighten the f.uck up. Seriously you must be such a sad and lonely person IRL. Go outside, talk to people and make some friends instead of being the pompous, stuck up, nobody that you are.

Fu.cking f.aggot needs to get a sense of humour.


He seriously reminds me of that Deltahunter guy. I never trolled him but he was always trying to purposefully get into arguments with people on this forum.

I don't think he's trolling either. Trolls do it for the lols, but I think this guy actually just wants to argue for the sake of arguing.


Yeah I know, I think that Plasma Pistols guy got it right in his statement :P

WHY WILL DELTA NOT LEAVE US BE!

  • 05.08.2011 9:14 AM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Ok. This is just funny. I think I accidentally hit a few nerves.

Lets point a few things out:

1. I have friends
2. I don't mean to troll, or to start arguements
3. I'm not delta
4. Sense of humor? Do you mean to laugh as the games population dwindles?

Those are all the truth. So if someone wants to make a game prosper and not fall behind an inferior game, they are someone they aren't, a troll, a lonely and retarted person?

Wow...

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  • 05.08.2011 10:57 AM PDT

You could trash talk a 50 with low exp (preferrably one that was boosted) and say, hahhhahah!1!!!1! i wil rox0r ur b0xor u only has 42 exp and I have 49 EXP! (Whilst your acc has higher exp and like a 7). Then you crap on the 50 or let him constantly own you then react accordingly.

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  • 05.08.2011 2:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: Gruntzilla24
Ok. This is just funny. I think I accidentally hit a few nerves.

Lets point a few things out:

1. I have friends
2. I don't mean to troll, or to start arguements
3. I'm not delta
4. Sense of humor? Do you mena to laugh as the games population dwindles?

Those are all the truth. So if someone wants to make a game prosper and not fall behind an inferior game, they are someone they aren't, a troll, a lonely and retarted person?

Wow...


Accidentally hit a few nerves? Every time I see your name it irritates me. I don't understand if you are a troll or just a massive ass. Furthermore I have absolutely no idea what you meant to say in your last paragraph.

*arguments
*mean
*retarded


Actually wait, with my spelling corrections I think I begin to see what you are saying - you seem to think that you, one guy who posts on one dying forum dedicated to halo 3, can single handedly stop the decline of halo 3 multi-player matchmaking?

Wow you are definitely retarded, probably a troll and through your interactions upon these forums I'm also guessing you are an ass in real life and have no friends.

Sorry I have trouble understanding pre-school English.

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The blame game

If you are searching at low levels on a terrible account (definitely not a deranker of course, definitely not) go horribly minus but make it look like you are playing. The best way to do this is by actually playing but without aiming at people, shoot beside them etc.

At the end of the game, when you're teammates realise that you went -24 in slayer and you still only lost by 5, send messages to your teammates saying things like; "You really need to learn not to rush man" or "I'm not criticising you, but you really let the team down there". People usually lose the head completely, especially if you keep the routine going.

The dithering flag routine

Example: On Pit flag try and get as many flag grabs as possible and if your team gets a good position (opposite team spawning court etc) jump the flag to green and start shouting where are they at but ignore what they say and attempt to 'juke' the other team by constantly walking into their spawn. Or get the flag to long before telling your team you are going to juke your opponent (who are all dead) by attempting to walk the flag back down long hall and across their floor etc. When your 'juking' inevitably fails blame your teammates for not communicating properly. Works best if they've been screaming at you where to go, how many is dead etc.

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