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Subject: Quick guide for caring for your halo3 troll

I have been keeping halo 3 trolls for a couple of years now and find them interesting and amusing to keep, though their behaviour may sometimes be challenging with the right care and attention your troll can thrive. Before popping down to the pet store to get one of these little guys you need to be aware of their basic needs.
1)Enviroment: This is the most important part of keeping a troll is internet access, without internet your troll WILL pine away and die.
2)Diet: Trolls are known to eat pretty much anything, but if you want to keep your keyboard and mouse clean,only give them food which can be eaten with one hand.
3)Predators: Trolls tend to be at the top of the food chain but do occassionly fall victim to site moderators, please be aware of moderators as an unsupervised troll can easily fall foul of these forum vultures.
Well thats basically how you look after these willfull chaps,if anyone out there would care to have their own troll please contact me as i have several available for rehoming.

  • 05.08.2011 9:28 AM PDT
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Ehh sorry OP but 2/10, wasn't really funny and it was incomplete.

Also trolls can take care of themselves.

  • 05.08.2011 9:31 AM PDT

NO, your wrong , trolls need constant attention to thrive.

  • 05.08.2011 9:32 AM PDT

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i'll give it a 4/10 - you forget that to breed a good troll you need to educate it.

Without a decent form of intelligence (and wit) a troll will fail.

  • 05.08.2011 9:35 AM PDT

I deliberatly forgot to mention how to capture a wild troll, as you can see ive caught two allready by providing the right bait, which in this case is any find of post that they can try to score cheap points off. I now have an additional couple of trolls for rehoming, please contact me for these two exceptional specamins.

  • 05.08.2011 9:39 AM PDT

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Lol if you are talking about me and ghoulie I think the majority of regular posters know that we like to troll occasionally - it just depends what accounts we are using.

  • 05.08.2011 9:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: kil2chil
I deliberatly forgot to mention how to capture a wild troll, as you can see ive caught two allready by providing the right bait, which in this case is any find of post that they can try to score cheap points off. I now have an additional couple of trolls for rehoming, please contact me for these two exceptional specamins.

I don't see how letting you know that your thread fails is an attempt to 'score cheap points'. In fact I have no idea what you're talking about, what are these points for? I never knew about them.

Also just because somebody posts in your thread doesn't mean you have 'captured' them, this isn't pokemon, and learn how to spell or maybe you haven't graduated from preschool yet.

S-p-e-c-i-m-e-n-s.

You retard.

  • 05.08.2011 9:47 AM PDT

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Real Examples of Trolling:

We run TS

HLG

Bungie Police - may not be troll, may just be really retarded kid.

Fea5t - It gets interesting when Killa Zip starts posting.

Any of the WAY vs Catalyst threads in the Reach Forum.


There are many more I could link but I cba to look for them.

[Edited on 05.08.2011 10:00 AM PDT]

  • 05.08.2011 9:52 AM PDT
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Lol I would link an epic thread I made in the Flood a while back but I think that account's still banned, fk it was funny though

  • 05.08.2011 9:55 AM PDT

I see these little guys are struggling to be free but its too late they have been bagged, lol ,the spelling error was another technique for catching a wild troll.

  • 05.08.2011 9:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: ghoulies113
Lol I would link an epic thread I made in the Flood a while back but I think that account's still banned, fk it was funny though


Yeah HL2theG got a 2 week ban for starting a weed thread there lol

  • 05.08.2011 9:57 AM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Oh, you forgot what to give them when they are bored.

4) Post a comepletely honest post, describing your thoughts on someone's actions. Then watch them make things up...

Oh yeah, I forgot... 10/10

[Edited on 05.08.2011 12:15 PM PDT]

  • 05.08.2011 11:18 AM PDT
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I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


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lol new h3f kids talking about trolling..

  • 05.08.2011 3:19 PM PDT
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I went outside today. The graphics were AMAZING. The gameplay WASN"T.

Maybe I should cry for help
Maybe I should kill myself
Blame it on my ADD baby

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lol new h3f kids talking about trolling..
'08 and '09 were pretty epic.

  • 05.08.2011 3:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: blankty
Posted by: Mike Huntt
lol new h3f kids talking about trolling..
'08 and '09 were pretty epic.


If they were anything like the Reach forum trolls are now then it sounds pretty crap. All they do over there is link pictures of -blam!- old people and make up stories about having sex with Elites.

  • 05.08.2011 3:30 PM PDT
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I went outside today. The graphics were AMAZING. The gameplay WASN"T.

Maybe I should cry for help
Maybe I should kill myself
Blame it on my ADD baby

Posted by: ghoulies113
If they were anything like the Reach forum trolls are now then it sounds pretty crap. All they do over there is link pictures of -blam!- old people and make up stories about having sex with Elites.
No.

They were legitimate trolling. It was amazingly funny. Especially all the Colonel hate threads and Staffy threads that are still insults.

  • 05.08.2011 3:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: blankty
Posted by: Mike Huntt
lol new h3f kids talking about trolling..
'08 and '09 were pretty epic.


I first signed up in '08... but I don't think I ever posted on the forums :(

  • 05.08.2011 3:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: jaythenerdkid
I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


Skype: au-simon

Posted by: blankty
Posted by: ghoulies113
If they were anything like the Reach forum trolls are now then it sounds pretty crap. All they do over there is link pictures of -blam!- old people and make up stories about having sex with Elites.
No.

They were legitimate trolling. It was amazingly funny. Especially all the Colonel hate threads and Staffy threads that are still insults.
lol so many awesome threads. And the bridging threads... They were awesome.

  • 05.08.2011 3:59 PM PDT
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Sounds to me like a whole bunch of VisiblePorts making obvious troll threads and then just calling everyone retarded.

  • 05.08.2011 4:05 PM PDT

As you can see from the posts above, another troll tactic is to go on a post and ignore the original post in an attempt to show their contempt for the original poster and hurt their feelings lol. This post has become a regular tar pit for these little guys and despite what they say trolls are exactly like pokemon, you catch them then make them fight.
I deliberatly did not mention how to breed trolls as i didnt want to hurt their feelings. The male troll is a physically inferior specamin with small tackle who finds it hard to breed in the wild, it is only with human help that they can do so. First you have to find a female troll(they are a bit harder to find than males)knock it out and put it in the males box and let nature do its work. So remember a male troll can only breed with an unconscious female. Happy troll hunting guys coz you gotta catch them all.

[Edited on 05.09.2011 2:03 AM PDT]

  • 05.09.2011 1:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: kil2chil
As you can see from the posts above, another troll tactic is to go on a post and ignore the original post in an attempt to show their contempt for the original poster and hurt their feelings lol.


Were you thrown as a baby?

  • 05.09.2011 2:12 AM PDT

Ive all ready caught you , get back in your box.

  • 05.09.2011 2:16 AM PDT
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I know you think you're clever and you're probably sitting at your computer giggling like a transvestite from little britain but you're really not very funny at all, your attempts at trolling are just rather lame. You are giving us all a good idea of how old you are though, I'd say 14?

  • 05.09.2011 2:30 AM PDT

LOL, your obviously a special needs troll, so get your underpants off your head, get on the special buss coz those windows dont lick themselves!

  • 05.09.2011 2:59 AM PDT
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Awwwww the OP thinks he's funny lol... you're not a good troll, if you even deserve to be called that, and you're obviously a squeaky little kid, haha it's hilarious! I'm done with this retarded conversation, have a good day sir, thanks for the lols ( at you btw ), and I bid you farwell!!!!

  • 05.09.2011 3:14 AM PDT

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