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Subject: THIS WILLS SOLVE ALL MATCHMAKING! Must read!

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The OP has been updated! Look for EDIT 6 and read as we find out about Halo R.L.M.! The new Halo Game!

  • 05.12.2011 5:23 PM PDT
Subject: ---The Revolution---MOA INTO MATCHMAKING----The Revolution----

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I tried killing a Moa.

It failed miserably.


Assassination attempt 1,526,285

  • 05.12.2011 5:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cowgoesmoo
I tried killing a Moa.

It failed miserably.


Assassination attempt 1,526,285


Is it Rendered? Describe it and I might render it...

  • 05.12.2011 5:26 PM PDT
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Hey. Glad to see this is still here. Got more achievements.

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:


Lawn Moa


Splatter an enemy while riding a Moa in Multiplayer Matchmaking.

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:


Moa Them Down!


Earn a Splatter Spree while riding a Moa in Multiplayer Matchmaking.

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:


Cheep Shot


Kill a Moa with a headshot in Multiplayer Matchmaking.

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Pecking Order


Earn a triple kill using a Moa in Multiplayer Matchmaking.

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Wile E. Coyote


Kill five Moa in a Multiplayer Matchmaking game.

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One in the Hand


Kill two Moa with one grenade in Multiplayer Matchmaking.

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Molting Kombat


Win a game with a Moa as your Tool of Destruction.

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Angry Birds


Use Armor Lock to attract rogue Moa in Multiplayer Matchmaking.

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Crazy Legs


Win a Race game variant while using a Moa in Multiplayer Matchmaking.

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I'll try to come up with more that aren't as retarded as these.

  • 05.12.2011 5:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: Soundbound64
Hey. Glad to see this is still here. Got more achievements.

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Nice! I'll add one or two to the OP :)

  • 05.12.2011 5:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Posted by: Soundbound64
Hey. Glad to see this is still here. Got more achievements.

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Nice! I'll add one or two to the OP :)


Yay! Now my Moa Overlords will be pleased! Just remember: Credit me and Mr. Legs.

  • 05.12.2011 5:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
LOLOLOLOLOL i just died laughing. thread saved!


Thank you! We need to get this thread to the Top Forum Topics! I have to go right now though, keep this alive guys!

  • 05.12.2011 5:31 PM PDT
Subject: ---The Revolution---MOA INTO MATCHMAKING----The Revolution----

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Posted by: Cowgoesmoo
I tried killing a Moa.

It failed miserably.


Assassination attempt 1,526,285


Alright, I'm rendering. Might add to the OP :)

  • 05.12.2011 5:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Posted by: Cowgoesmoo
I tried killing a Moa.

It failed miserably.


Assassination attempt 1,526,285


Alright, I'm rendering. Might add to the OP :)


LOL that was HILARIOUS! Rendered and added to the OP! :)

  • 05.12.2011 5:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Posted by: Cowgoesmoo
I tried killing a Moa.

It failed miserably.


Assassination attempt 1,526,285


Is it Rendered? Describe it and I might render it...

Let's see...

How about a moa kills me.


EDIT: Thanks for rendering, hoobla.

[Edited on 05.12.2011 6:12 PM PDT]

  • 05.12.2011 6:11 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

This thread is the revelation... OF THE GODS!!!

  • 05.12.2011 6:16 PM PDT
Subject: ---The Revolution---MOA INTO MATCHMAKING----The Revolution----

I heard this was Sparta but I am obviously mistaken...

Achievements!

"Moa-rning, Stranger."
Earn a First Strike medal riding a Moa.

"If they came to here Moa beg"
Survive a fall which would otherwise be fatal by mounting a Moa.

  • 05.12.2011 6:20 PM PDT
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EOD till i die!
Or atleast until i unlock Gungnir...

If you were to successfully tame and control a moa, perhaps it could have various armor customizations like the elites?

  • 05.12.2011 6:27 PM PDT

nicknames ive had- chuck, iceman, jd, matt damon, jason bourne, squeege( wtf to whoever came up with that), deeds

Achievement unlocked
Mojave, Moa Problems- Have a hangover experience with a moa
Moa Genocidest-kill 53,595 moa

  • 05.12.2011 6:27 PM PDT


Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Posted by: Cowgoesmoo
I tried killing a Moa.

It failed miserably.


Assassination attempt 1,526,285


Is it Rendered? Describe it and I might render it...


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • 05.12.2011 6:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: AfRo SaUcE
Achievements!

"Moa-rning, Stranger."
Earn a First Strike medal riding a Moa.

"If they came to here Moa beg"
Survive a fall which would otherwise be fatal by mounting a Moa.


Added the Moa Beg one in, it was classic! :)

  • 05.12.2011 6:42 PM PDT
Subject: THIS WILLS SOLVE ALL MATCHMAKING! Must read!

MOA MOA MOA MOA MOA MOA MOA MOA

  • 05.12.2011 6:47 PM PDT

What happens if you tea-bag a moa,and or eat a moa burger while near a moa??

  • 05.12.2011 6:50 PM PDT

This idea sounds 777x better then halo: reach in it's current state. It's just God awful.

  • 05.12.2011 6:54 PM PDT
Subject: ---The Revolution---MOA INTO MATCHMAKING----The Revolution----

I heard this was Sparta but I am obviously mistaken...

Lol I was hoping you'd like it, the stuff you have up is sooo lung killing. (Because of the laughing)

  • 05.12.2011 7:04 PM PDT
Subject: THIS WILLS SOLVE ALL MATCHMAKING! Must read!

I swear to DRUNK, I'm not GOD!

BRILLIANT!

  • 05.12.2011 7:07 PM PDT
Subject: ---The Revolution---MOA INTO MATCHMAKING----The Revolution----

mongooses are the best. Remember that.

Do you like to forge? Want a place to share your maps? Want to join a friendly forging group? Plasmic Forgers

I really wish that Moas were in matchmaking.

  • 05.12.2011 7:08 PM PDT
Subject: THIS WILLS SOLVE ALL MATCHMAKING! Must read!

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Posted by: Emo Joe89
BRILLIANT!


Just wait.

Guys, I'm making an EPIC picture that will be similar to this, although with less armor. It'll be epic!

  • 05.12.2011 7:10 PM PDT