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Subject: Letters to the Webmaster

Seriously, Go read it.

  • 01.26.2006 5:21 PM PDT
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Yay he is back! after a year!

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  • 01.26.2006 5:25 PM PDT
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w00t! I just wrote him an e-mail... I hope he answers it!

  • 01.26.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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The webmaster doesn’t seem to have the tenaciousness he use to. I wonder if he has matured into a full silver back by now. It has been what, roughly 10 years of webmaster postings. I hope the old Guerilla toughens up, and smacks around the smart mouthing little kids soon. Otherwise I might loose a mentor. I wonder what Guerilla tastes like? Probably chicken.

  • 01.26.2006 6:07 PM PDT
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That was hilarious!

  • 01.26.2006 7:05 PM PDT
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Oh my god i laughed my ass off.

  • 01.26.2006 8:05 PM PDT
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Reminds me of why I don't trust webmasters.

  • 01.26.2006 8:52 PM PDT

- Mike

I really missed these things. I did, and what shocked me was to see my email I wrote a few months ago... I didn't think he would bother to write me back.

Dear Webmaster,

Will you say I do? Will you please marry me? Ill rub your back every night... promise.
Mike


Hello Mike,

Thank you for the kind proposal Mike, and while I do desperately need to be burped, I don’t see why I should have to commit to matrimony. Right now, when burped, I produce a pleasant foam, redolent of malt liquor and bananas. Perfumers from some of the world’s most respected couture houses have been, if you’ll pardon the pun, “sniffing around.”


Man, What a jerk... But I missed him...


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  • 01.26.2006 9:48 PM PDT

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Dear Webmaster:
Where have you been?

marinealver

  • 01.27.2006 2:38 AM PDT
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zomg! Awesome!!

  • 01.27.2006 6:49 AM PDT
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For Carnage, Apply Within.

I have returned from the Untamed Lands. MOAP is dead.

I'm writing a letter to him. I hope he reads it!

Man, I'm like a giddy little school girl.
*Giggles*

  • 01.27.2006 7:20 AM PDT
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omg. really, just omg. On the mods question, i expected some sort of quip involving his IQ, his age, his lack of pubic hair, his idiocy or his -blam!-tardedness, but never in 2 gerjillion years would i have expected a reference to the Mods and Rockers from an american man in a gorilla suit with a foam hat.

Is it just me, or is the Foam-hatted one not as insulting and virulent as he previously was?

  • 01.27.2006 3:59 PM PDT
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I want his job.

  • 01.27.2006 5:09 PM PDT
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For Carnage, Apply Within.

I have returned from the Untamed Lands. MOAP is dead.

Posted by: PR3DA7OR1AL
I want his job.
What job?

  • 01.27.2006 5:26 PM PDT