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Subject: Return of the Webmaster.

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http://www.bungie.net/Inside/CustomPage.aspx?section=LettersT oTheWebmaster&subsection=Main&page=17

Holy crap, the Webmaster has returned. I can't quite explain it but I suddenly have happy feet.
*Dances around doing an Irish jig*

This is truly a great day for the community and a wonderful way to lead up to the weekend. Thank you for bringing back that sour son of a -blam!-. :)

  • 01.26.2006 5:40 PM PDT
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I thought I smelled gin.......

-Fabled Hero

[Edited on 1/26/2006]

  • 01.26.2006 5:42 PM PDT
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I was quite a bit excited when I saw the new Letters to the Webmaster edition, myself, until I realized that this could possibly mean more crashing of b.net. Then I hesitated a little.

Anyway, Letters to the Webmaster is awesome. I'm glad it's back up and running again.

  • 01.26.2006 5:54 PM PDT

Posted by: LaSelva Factor
I thought I smelled gin.......

No, I believe that's urine.

  • 01.26.2006 6:25 PM PDT

- Mike

I really missed these things. I did, and what shocked me was to see my email I wrote a few months ago... I didn't think he would bother to write me back.

Dear Webmaster,

Will you say I do? Will you please marry me? Ill rub your back every night... promise.
Mike


Hello Mike,

Thank you for the kind proposal Mike, and while I do desperately need to be burped, I don’t see why I should have to commit to matrimony. Right now, when burped, I produce a pleasant foam, redolent of malt liquor and bananas. Perfumers from some of the world’s most respected couture houses have been, if you’ll pardon the pun, “sniffing around.”


Man, What a jerk... But I missed him...


[Edited on 1/26/2006]

  • 01.26.2006 10:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: antiherosk8er
Man, What a jerk... But I missed him...

You expected anything less? Anyway, its good to see some letters getting answered.

  • 01.26.2006 10:28 PM PDT

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About time he showed back. So how was the King Kong auditions?

  • 01.27.2006 3:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: marinealver
About time he showed back. So how was the King Kong auditions?


He would have gotten the part, but he stormed off the stage when he found out the snack bar was only for the producers........

-Fabled Hero

  • 01.27.2006 5:21 AM PDT

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Oh joy. Now we get to read witty insults thrown at un-suspecting victims. It is indeed, a most joyous day in bungie.net land.

Guess his hangover for 04 has finally subsided.

  • 01.27.2006 6:28 AM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

I celebrated by getting drukn.

  • 01.27.2006 5:58 PM PDT
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It's good to see him back. Those letters contain some good comedic value. Now we just need the Soul and maybe some soapbox articles. Well, maybe not, I imagine they must have little time for such content nowadays.

  • 01.27.2006 6:04 PM PDT
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Ya, bring back the soapbox!

However, the Webmaster seems a bit more sober than usual. I found his witty retorts in previous ones a little more hilarious. Though you gotta love the Bonus Pack of Sentence Modifiers and Capital Letters. Now available at a Dictionary near you!!

  • 01.27.2006 7:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Senor Leche
http://www.bungie.net/Inside/CustomPage.aspx?section= LettersToTheWebmaster&subsection=Main&page=17

Holy crap, the Webmaster has returned. I can't quite explain it but I suddenly have happy feet.
*Dances around doing an Irish jig*


Bless me little hobbit feet Sam!

lol.

I thought it was awesome witnessing the return of the infamous Gorillaholic.

  • 01.27.2006 9:27 PM PDT
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the last one from loius is a sappy one.

  • 01.28.2006 9:34 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Just for the record; he lost the drinking match. Turns out he had to go to the bathroom... I was wondering what happened when he didn't come back for a few hours....

  • 01.28.2006 11:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
Just for the record; he lost the drinking match. Turns out he had to go to the bathroom... I was wondering what happened when he didn't come back for a few hours....


I knew I placed my bet on the right person. Too bad I only put down 25 cents. However, with 3 to 1 odds, I at least make half a dollar from this. And I've been lucky enough to not cross paths with the Webmaster. It seems that every time I go outside the smell of his new "booznanas" are an offence to my nose. And from the stories I have heard, the Webmaster must have been within a 729 mile radius of my home, as the smell wasn't enough to knock me out.

So where was he anyways? I've heard tell he was wandering around in a drunken stupor when he stumbled upon the Big Rock Candy Mountain. It would certainly explain why he was gone for so long. It must have been his overwhelming wish to insult people that brought him back.

  • 01.28.2006 11:35 PM PDT