- antiherosk8er
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- Exalted Mythic Member
I really missed these things. I did, and what shocked me was to see my email I wrote a few months ago... I didn't think he would bother to write me back.
Dear Webmaster,
Will you say I do? Will you please marry me? Ill rub your back every night... promise.
Mike
Hello Mike,
Thank you for the kind proposal Mike, and while I do desperately need to be burped, I don’t see why I should have to commit to matrimony. Right now, when burped, I produce a pleasant foam, redolent of malt liquor and bananas. Perfumers from some of the world’s most respected couture houses have been, if you’ll pardon the pun, “sniffing around.”
Man, What a jerk... But I missed him...
[Edited on 1/26/2006]