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Posted by: WestsydeMomentum
I was playing Mortal Kommbat2011 (9) with my best friend, Graziano, he was on 5 acid ssquares and he was also sleeping over, and suddenly, he passed out, so, i was like " i might as well go to sleep too " and i fell asleep
this is what he told me
he said he woke up a 4 AM to be awaken by Liu Kang to enter the Mortal Kombat tournament, he mentioned a giant napalm by Scorpion blew up my body and killed me epically, he said he entered the tournament for revenge, he fought sonya and anally had sex with her and " busted a pleasent nut " all over her umarikably large boobs, then, he fought SUB-ZERO and took his ice sword and cut his -blam!- off and got a " fatality " bonus, and then, he said charizard popped into the tournament and he rode him to the pokemon league to hav e sex with misty, a fictional character off of pokemon. I woke up at 6 in the morning just to hear him scream,
" DIE PIKACHU!!!!!" and he jumped on my yellow dinner table, with a vase of very red roses on it, and broke it,
I wanted to beat the hell out of him, but i was too tired
dont take acid guys
what in the hell