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Subject: Check out my halo rap and post yours here!
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They call me halo-god,
I’m part of the tightest squad,
When we’re challenged by other teams,
We are like -blam!- please,
You haven’t seen our skills,
We play like we’re takin steroid halo pills,
Whether it be one shot kills,
Or meleeing for thrills,
You’ll be like what the hell?,
That’s when they ring the bell,
What’s that odor?,
Oh, it’s the smell of game over.
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Now, a little about me,
I play so much that halo is part of my family tree,
Halo is life,
It goes before everything, even my wife,
When I get shotgun, its not front seat,
It’s bullets right through yo front teeth,
I win so much, you might say I cheat,
But how could that be, when victory is so sweet,
For those out there who aren’t so bright,
I am one of the finest halo elite,
When I’m on a killing spree,
You have to agree,
I move so fast, I’m like a blur,
I truly am KILLTACULAR
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I’ll take you in any level,
If your god, than I’m the devil,
I’m better than the whole damnation,
When I end your life, you’ll feel the vibration,
You’ll end up bloody in the gulch,
Decompose and be used as mulch,
You think you got what it takes to hold out the longest,
Well, unlike you, I am the strongest,
People like to call me wizard,
Cause my magic holds you prisoner,
Wanna battle at the creek?,
Don’t speak, you’re too weak,
I’ll hang you high,
Shoot a rocket, then you’ll fly,
I’d beat you in a rat race,
While I pump out my bass,
I look behind me,
Is that defeat all over your face?,
I’m like a sidewinder snake,
My venom will make you ache,
I’m so good I got my box and yo girl for free,
Did I tell ya, she derelict me,
I’ll kill your ass in Chiron,
This isn’t Pokemon,
You wanna fight?,
I’ll give you some boarding action,
But when I win the bout,
And you start to pout,
I’ll tell you to chill the kcuf out.

Any comments would be appreciated
Post yours if you have one or make one up

  • 08.28.2004 10:03 PM PDT
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Halo 2 is gonna rule,
But i gotta go to school.













Damnit.

  • 08.28.2004 10:06 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Kick@ss rap bball. Too bad the dumbasses in New Mombasa couldn't recognize greatness.

Oh well. Their loss.

  • 08.28.2004 11:14 PM PDT
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Don't cross-post.

  • 08.29.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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rap means:

Retards
Atempting
Poetry

  • 08.29.2004 1:05 AM PDT
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I spit hot fire,make ur ass retire,livin off hand me down clothes and hand me down money,ur so damn poor it aint even funny!

  • 08.29.2004 1:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: TheDirtyHobbit
Don't cross-post.

[color=purple]Shut. The. F u c k. Up.[/color]

  • 08.29.2004 1:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Killasap
rap means:

Retards
Atempting
Poetry

[color=purple]You too[/color]

  • 08.29.2004 1:29 AM PDT
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Dirt Hobbit angry cuz' he cant drop it oh no u cant stop it, I'm just too good you wish you could, be like me start a battle and get ready to fight me,look at the last thread I left half you muthafukas dead!

  • 08.29.2004 1:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: bballctr144
They call me halo-god,
I’m part of the tightest squad,
When we’re challenged by other teams,
We are like -blam!- please,
You haven’t seen our skills,
We play like we’re takin steroid halo pills,
Whether it be one shot kills,
Or meleeing for thrills,
You’ll be like what the hell?,
That’s when they ring the bell,
What’s that odor?,
Oh, it’s the smell of game over.
-------------------------------------------------

Now, a little about me,
I play so much that halo is part of my family tree,
Halo is life,
It goes before everything, even my wife,
When I get shotgun, its not front seat,
It’s bullets right through yo front teeth,
I win so much, you might say I cheat,
But how could that be, when victory is so sweet,
For those out there who aren’t so bright,
I am one of the finest halo elite,
When I’m on a killing spree,
You have to agree,
I move so fast, I’m like a blur,
I truly am KILLTACULAR
-------------------------------------------------
I’ll take you in any level,
If your god, than I’m the devil,
I’m better than the whole damnation,
When I end your life, you’ll feel the vibration,
You’ll end up bloody in the gulch,
Decompose and be used as mulch,
You think you got what it takes to hold out the longest,
Well, unlike you, I am the strongest,
People like to call me wizard,
Cause my magic holds you prisoner,
Wanna battle at the creek?,
Don’t speak, you’re too weak,
I’ll hang you high,
Shoot a rocket, then you’ll fly,
I’d beat you in a rat race,
While I pump out my bass,
I look behind me,
Is that defeat all over your face?,
I’m like a sidewinder snake,
My venom will make you ache,
I’m so good I got my box and yo girl for free,
Did I tell ya, she derelict me,
I’ll kill your ass in Chiron,
This isn’t Pokemon,
You wanna fight?,
I’ll give you some boarding action,
But when I win the bout,
And you start to pout,
I’ll tell you to chill the kcuf out.

Any comments would be appreciated
Post yours if you have one or make one up


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  • 08.29.2004 1:37 AM PDT
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[color=purple]Nlggaz on the block be damn near 40 and still tuckin, Nlggaz baby mama's be pregnant and still f uckin, and its either cuz their boyfriends a scrub like brillo, or cuz SNOOK is coola than the other side of the pillow.[/color]

[Edited on 8/29/2004 1:39:38 AM]

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[color=purple]In the streets of New York, you cant trust nobody, Nlggaz'll run up on ya wit a twelve guage shottie.


Thank you and Goodnight.
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[Edited on 8/29/2004 1:45:57 AM]

  • 08.29.2004 1:44 AM PDT
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Snook your about to get played for your stolen ass raps,I'll fuk u mentally til your in a penitentry,bust your teeth out physically,thats the way it was meant to be,the Devil sent for to basiclly blow up in ur face,I wear a condom in the booth cuz' i fuk the trak, watch you pull the lead out ur back after I clap with my gat,coming str8 from Da Drow nig ga, putin on a show nig ga!

  • 08.29.2004 2:03 AM PDT
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My flow is hot it made the sun sweat,place your bets,im gonna win any battle or any contest I will surely place,put my fist through your face,spend a night Motel 6 its $5 extra to get a porno flick,cooler than lemonade when I make my getaway on the run from Dirty Harry!
Escapades in my Escalade lookin for some ladies to penetrate, I'm the number 1 renegade!

  • 08.29.2004 2:40 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

And now, The White Boy rap:

Uhhh.... I'm good at Halo
Beat you at a party
..........................
Now I gotta farty?


N/M I can't rap.

  • 08.29.2004 6:47 AM PDT
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Someone set up us the bomb
on XBL i'm Gangsta Assasin

i'll make you -blam!- your boxers.
i'll be screamin'
"holy -blam!- i'm the L337 R0XX0rz!!!!!!1!!

i'm a criminal
i'll kill you so much
you'll think "killtacular" is subliminal

don't mess with this
i'll shove the shotgun in yo' face
and you'll take a piss

your white pants become yellow
as i frag your @ss
you hear my immortal bellow:

oh my god i am so good at this game its -blam!-ing rediculous!!!1!!!!1!

my skills are undisputed
you'll feel uprooted
my own horn i have tooted
your ratio is looted
from the server you get booted
like an owl in the night, i have hooted.
while killing you i concluded:
you suck at halo.
your skills are mooted.
you play like trash
across the map i thrash
giving you diaper rash.

i kill you with the AR
from 50 meters afar
you and your noob cannon
are far from par.

rhyming skills?
seeking cheap thrills?
why don't you try and get some kills?
does my perfection give you the chills?
damn right it does.
at least, thats what yo mamma tol' me las' night!!
(cuz we was at it all night long!)
ooooOOOOOOoooo!
what the -blam!-?
run you over
in my warthog truck
thats right you suck
your corpse sinks into the muck
your kill on me was pure luck
look at all those bodies!
oh, wait,
they're all yours
i'm running for senate
like peete coors
it never rains your blood
cuz it always pours.

  • 08.29.2004 11:04 AM PDT
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That was horrible!

  • 08.29.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Killasap
rap means:

Retards
Atempting
Poetry


hater

  • 08.29.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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Flamechu who is better me or Hunt3r?

[Edited on 8/29/2004 12:20:30 PM]

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I don't really care too much for rap, but some of those were OK to say I'm not a fan of it. I especially liked: What’s that odor?,Oh, it’s the smell of game over.
A real "I'm gunna kick your ass" kinda line.

I'm surprised that this subject hasn't been locked down yet, there's quite a bit of flaming gonig around. I'd state my opinion about rap but that's just being immature as it'll just kick off some serious flaming from all those guys that like rap.

  • 08.29.2004 4:28 PM PDT
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a few of those lines were pretty good but like most halo players im white and cant rap but i do play drums for a local rock band called Creeping death

  • 08.29.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jnice
Snook your about to get played for your stolen ass raps,I'll fuk u mentally til your in a penitentry,bust your teeth out physically,thats the way it was meant to be,the Devil sent for to basiclly blow up in ur face,I wear a condom in the booth cuz' i fuk the trak, watch you pull the lead out ur back after I clap with my gat,coming str8 from Da Drow nig ga, putin on a show nig ga!

[color=purple]What is this pitiful attempt to dis me? It's horrible. I may have stolen rhymes, but at least I sounded good doing it.[/color]

  • 08.29.2004 8:38 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I'm white too and I rapped.

Sort of.......


Posted by: ShotgunKilla
a few of those lines were pretty good but like most halo players im white and cant rap but i do play drums for a local rock band called Creeping death

  • 08.29.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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[color=purple]I'm still cooler than the other side of the pillow... speaking of which, I'm going to bed.[/color]

  • 08.30.2004 1:17 AM PDT
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I gonna be mixing up the rhymes
Making it sound sublime
You can't even compare
Cos your girl looks like a bear

I'll kick your ass all over the parkin lot
Then you'll go and get yourself shot
For the shame of it will just be
Unbearabl for you but laughable for me

Cos I freestylin tonite biatch!
I'm goin off my rocker tonite biatch!
You're ugly like a -blam!- leech
They kick you off every single -blam!- beach!

You better leave this game
Cos I teach this -blam!-, and I earn my fame!
But what bout you? Steal your lyrics
I bust yo ass, and get all the kicks

I gonna be leavin this line
In a little amount of time
But yo mamma so damn fine
She blows me like a landmine!

Suck my fat one Mr Jnice
I smash your face not once but twice
You got nothin on me
You got an inbred family tree!

I'm up outta here.

  • 08.30.2004 1:51 AM PDT