- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: bballctr144
They call me halo-god,
I’m part of the tightest squad,
When we’re challenged by other teams,
We are like -blam!- please,
You haven’t seen our skills,
We play like we’re takin steroid halo pills,
Whether it be one shot kills,
Or meleeing for thrills,
You’ll be like what the hell?,
That’s when they ring the bell,
What’s that odor?,
Oh, it’s the smell of game over.
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Now, a little about me,
I play so much that halo is part of my family tree,
Halo is life,
It goes before everything, even my wife,
When I get shotgun, its not front seat,
It’s bullets right through yo front teeth,
I win so much, you might say I cheat,
But how could that be, when victory is so sweet,
For those out there who aren’t so bright,
I am one of the finest halo elite,
When I’m on a killing spree,
You have to agree,
I move so fast, I’m like a blur,
I truly am KILLTACULAR
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I’ll take you in any level,
If your god, than I’m the devil,
I’m better than the whole damnation,
When I end your life, you’ll feel the vibration,
You’ll end up bloody in the gulch,
Decompose and be used as mulch,
You think you got what it takes to hold out the longest,
Well, unlike you, I am the strongest,
People like to call me wizard,
Cause my magic holds you prisoner,
Wanna battle at the creek?,
Don’t speak, you’re too weak,
I’ll hang you high,
Shoot a rocket, then you’ll fly,
I’d beat you in a rat race,
While I pump out my bass,
I look behind me,
Is that defeat all over your face?,
I’m like a sidewinder snake,
My venom will make you ache,
I’m so good I got my box and yo girl for free,
Did I tell ya, she derelict me,
I’ll kill your ass in Chiron,
This isn’t Pokemon,
You wanna fight?,
I’ll give you some boarding action,
But when I win the bout,
And you start to pout,
I’ll tell you to chill the kcuf out.
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