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Subject: Biggest dose of Irony you've ever seen!

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."

What is it?

Maybe it's that time a guy dug up a thread based around "adapting" to halo 2?

Or perhaps a relative of yours, while joking about werewolves, accidentally burns himself on the recently cleaned (and thus really hot) silverware?

Mine, personally, occurred earlier today, when my little brother walked inside carrying a mutated 4-leaved clover. On Friday the Thirteenth. Go figure.

And YES, that really happened.

  • 05.13.2011 6:23 PM PST
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what you talkin bout willis!

  • 05.13.2011 6:25 PM PST

My neighbor, who's a policeman, just got robbed

  • 05.13.2011 6:27 PM PST
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It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow!

  • 05.13.2011 6:27 PM PST

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."


Posted by: DesertScorpio
It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow!
Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?

  • 05.13.2011 6:29 PM PST

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

Irony in what sense? It's dictionary sense, or it's misconceived use?

  • 05.13.2011 6:30 PM PST
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Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow!
Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?


No, cheese head. I live in Minnesota.

  • 05.13.2011 6:32 PM PST

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow!
Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?


No, cheese head. I live in Minnesota.

Oh. I see.

*Begins to pull out sword*

  • 05.13.2011 6:33 PM PST
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Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow!
Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?


No, cheese head. I live in Minnesota.

Oh. I see.

*Begins to pull out sword*


Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*

[Edited on 05.13.2011 6:34 PM PDT]

  • 05.13.2011 6:34 PM PST

Furry At Heart,
Furry Forever óÓÒò

Supreme mastery therefore, is not to be victorious in all your battles; supreme excellence is to be victorious without fighting.

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. "

Once in the Waaahmbulance, one of the moderators posted a message he received from a user who was banned for posting repeatedly in all caps. I think it was his third ban for the same offence.

His response to the moderator was as follows:
BUT I DON"T KNOW WHY I WAS BANNED!

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"Your dumb"

  • 05.13.2011 6:36 PM PST

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
It snowed where I live on May 1st...lol it's not snowy season silly weather, you can't snow!
Oh! You live in Wisconsin, too?


No, cheese head. I live in Minnesota.

Oh. I see.

*Begins to pull out sword*


Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*
*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*

  • 05.13.2011 6:37 PM PST
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Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


*Fights chef*

THE PACKERS SUCK!

*Runs away*

[Edited on 05.13.2011 6:45 PM PDT]

  • 05.13.2011 6:44 PM PST

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


*Fights chef*

THE PACKERS SUCK!

*Runs away*

COWARD!

*Grabs Sniper*

  • 05.13.2011 6:45 PM PST
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Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


*Fights chef*

THE PACKERS SUCK!

*Runs away*

COWARD!

*Grabs Sniper*


TYPICAL CHEESE HEAD TO CAMP AND NOT FACE A MAN!

*Commandeers tank*

  • 05.13.2011 6:47 PM PST

Goodbye...


Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


*Fights chef*

THE PACKERS SUCK!

*Runs away*

COWARD!

*Grabs Sniper*

*random canadian jumps in*
*uses nuke*

  • 05.13.2011 6:47 PM PST
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Don't look behind you

Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


*Fights chef*
Slices sniper in half!

THE PACKERS SUCK!

*Runs away*

COWARD!

*Grabs Sniper*

  • 05.13.2011 6:47 PM PST

_wohhh ur gheyy_


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


*Fights chef*

THE PACKERS SUCK!*Woken up by the battle,I run after scorpio.

*Runs away*

  • 05.13.2011 6:47 PM PST

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*
*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


*Fights chef*

THE PACKERS SUCK!

*Runs away*

COWARD!

*Grabs Sniper*


TYPICAL CHEESE HEAD TO CAMP AND NOT FACE A MAN!

*Armor Locks*

[Edited on 05.14.2011 9:54 AM PDT]

  • 05.13.2011 6:48 PM PST

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

It was such a huge dose of irony I overdosed and went into a coma and can't remember it.
:D
:D
:D

  • 05.13.2011 6:50 PM PST


Posted by: HLG Amber Clad

[quote]Posted by: masterchef901

[quote]Posted by: DesertScorpio
*random canadian jumps in*
*uses nuke*


Why do people think ALL Canadians are unibombers?

  • 05.13.2011 6:51 PM PST
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Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: HLG Amber Clad

Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


*Fights chef*

THE PACKERS SUCK!

*Runs away*

COWARD!

*Grabs Sniper*

*random canadian jumps in*
*uses nuke*

*Armor Locks*


*Waits for armor lock to go away*

*Shoots with laser rifle*

*Goes to Tim Horton's with Canadian*

  • 05.13.2011 6:51 PM PST

Aren't all four-leaf clovers technically mutated?

  • 05.13.2011 6:52 PM PST
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Halo 3 50s: Lone Wolves, Doubles, Slayer, Snipers, Swat
MLG 49
Onyx 2% Season 7

Teacher was talking to use about car crashes. The next day there was one next to our school. We could see it from outside the window because we were on the third floor. Happened like last month.

[Edited on 05.13.2011 6:54 PM PDT]

  • 05.13.2011 6:53 PM PST

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."


Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: HLG Amber Clad

Posted by: masterchef901

Posted by: DesertScorpio
Posted by: masterchef901
Have at thee, coward!

*Draws longsword*[/quote]*Sprints at Scorpio, fight scene ensues*


COWARD!

*Grabs Sniper*

*random canadian jumps in*
*uses nuke*

*Armor Locks*


*Waits for armor lock to go away*

*Shoots with laser rifle*

*Goes to Tim Horton's with Canadian*

*Is struck by lightning and somehow reassembled/reanimated*

*Grabs Machete and hockey mask*

*Grins*

  • 05.13.2011 6:55 PM PST

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