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When things look at their worst and men begin to lose all hope, a single lance of sunlight brighter then anything they had ever layed eyes upon shot forth through the sky. They did not go blind, or even have to look away from this intense light. They only stared in awe at its magnificance. Suddenly boxes began to fall from where the light had pierced the dark sky. Not any boxes, but small cereal boxes. The mens hearts lept in joy, for they had all heard the stories- the legends- of what this meant. They rejoiced as they threw shed their armor and feasted on the most scrumptious (and nutritious) breakfast morsle in the universe. Flaming Ninja Crunch! They chanted in unision, milk and cereal still in their mouths. They suddenly hear a voice. A deep voice, a voice of hope and light. It says to them, " Try our new Anti-Despair Flaming Ninja Crunch! Jampacked with 15 essential vitamens and minerals for the growing soldier, and also in this limeted edition mild anti depressants! Feast upon this gift you have received, and be glad!"
[Edited on 8/30/2004 7:31:12 PM]