I am the best thing that ever happened to you
It will totally happen. I willing it in to existence at this very moment. It won't be an exact remake, it will most likely be a combination of ffps, rts, sandbox, rpg, fighting, surgery and Mavis Beacon teaches typing. The story will also change slightly. The ending will most likely involve Gandalf the Grey heroically killing the Master Chief and casting his charred carcass into the fires of Mount Doom (after thoroughly teabagging him) and then the one ring of power will be destroyed for all of time.