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Subject: the funneist thing ou ever heard said by anybody in halo
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the funniest thing i ever heard was when i threw a grenade at a grnt and he ran sayying "little poeple first" covenant or marine

[Edited on 8/29/2004 1:44:28 PM]

  • 08.29.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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one time i was shooting at a grunt and he said he"s going to kill us all and one time i heard a elite say you will bow to me which is not really funny but i like it anyway!

  • 08.29.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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i know this isin funny, and is probably crossing the line, but yesterday i swore i heard an elite say hail hitler. i swear i heard that.

  • 08.29.2004 3:04 PM PDT
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hitler is a huge blam! and is dead now and has paid for his crimes so i don"t think bungie would put something in there like that i think you have been playing halo to much lately.

  • 08.29.2004 3:12 PM PDT

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  • 08.29.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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once in damn nation i was killin alot of people and they were getting pissed, so all three of them got in a group found me, and all of a sudden i saw 6 rockets coming my direction, so i yelled, GREAT MERCIFUL CRAP! (like homer simpson said in an episode) and everyone laughed. (and yes, i did die. very painfully)

  • 08.29.2004 4:12 PM PDT

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i heard a grunt yell (after i was shooting elites and other grunts) Weird...thing...on...back......too....HEAVY!

or something like that, and i also heard the sarge, ya know Johnson hum the Looney tunes theme

  • 08.29.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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  • 08.29.2004 6:22 PM PDT

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one time i stuck a plasma nade to an elite and he ran to a marine and killed him soo. another marine said "what the hell is wrong with u?". and i actualy talked back saying shut up *random profanity* it was stupid and funny lol.

  • 08.29.2004 6:29 PM PDT
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Well after I killed a group of grunts exept 1, he was like "friend?" I felt so sorry for him I let him live :)

  • 08.29.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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When you attack the Marines, the Hispanic guy says, "Watch out! The Master Chief has gone loco!"

  • 08.29.2004 11:44 PM PDT
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A blue elite called me a "lousy piece of crap."

  • 08.30.2004 5:28 AM PDT
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I threw a plasma nade and stuck a grunt and heard "O Chit"
lol

  • 08.30.2004 5:46 AM PDT
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dude start to murder your marines and you might here some wierd stuff!!

  • 08.30.2004 6:30 AM PDT
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One time when I was fighting the invincible marines the hispanic marine said "I found your purse mam!". I was stunned.

  • 08.30.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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One time in Silent Cartographer, I have Sgt. Johnson in the gun of the warthog, and some other marine in the side seat. I was out running around to shoot someone cuz the warthog wouldn't fit, anyway, I was coming back I accidently hit the left trigger and through a frag at them, it exploded near the sideseat guy killed him and wounded the sgt. and in a real sarcastic voice he was like"Goood one, JACKASS!!" I couldn't stop laughing.

  • 08.30.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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i threw a nade on an unsuspecting grunt and he ran away screaming in that girly pipsqueake voice of his saying my buns are burning, get that g*d da*n burning hot thing off of me, my buns are burning!

  • 08.31.2004 3:57 PM PDT

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dude start to murder your marines and you might here some wierd stuff!!



Such as," I can smell ya from here."

  • 08.31.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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I would say that the funniest thing that I thought I heard was a grunt saying, "Die you 'ass monkey.'" I was laughing histerically when he said that.

  • 08.31.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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"me! me! That was me!" (after a grunt finished me off.)

  • 08.31.2004 8:08 PM PDT
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a grunt saying "can i have his helmet?" after i was beaten, and also saying/singing "we are the champions!"

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  • 08.31.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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The funniest thing I've heard happened when I was playing 343 Guilty Spark. I was near at the point where you are fighting flood alongside the surviving marines when I saw Sgt. Johnson shoot a fellow marine in the back of the head at point blank range with a shotgun, killing him instantly. And what did the sarge have to say for himself? "Sorry." LMAO!!!

[Edited on 8/31/2004 10:14:37 PM]

  • 08.31.2004 10:13 PM PDT
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in multiplayer, the funniest thing ive heard was when my friend shot a rocket me and MC made a sound like hewwwyahhh!!! It sound like some1 tried to -blam!- me, it was hillarious!

  • 08.31.2004 10:24 PM PDT
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on the maw a saw a grunt and he said Good thing that food nipples waiting for me at the starship cause man have i worked up a big grunty thirst it was so funny that i didnt kill him

[Edited on 9/1/2004 9:27:11 AM]

  • 09.01.2004 9:24 AM PDT
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Man this is the funniest dam thing i've heard in a long time u guys keep on standing behind the rock and listening to little aliens squeal at each other!

  • 09.01.2004 9:32 AM PDT

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