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Subject: the funneist thing ou ever heard said by anybody in halo
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I heard a grunt say "They kill and eat" once, that was funny.

  • 09.01.2004 9:36 AM PDT
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I was playing AotCR in Legendary and I got to the underground tunnel bit. Sgt. Johnson was going crazy with the Sniper Rifle and was doing quite well.

I got in the way when I was using my Sniper Rifle and he said "Get out of the way, Jackass". I did as he said and just moved somewhere else.

Then some random Marine (with an AR) got in the way and Sgt. Johnson fired off a round. The Marine died and all Johnson could say was "You're in the way". Then some other Marine just said "What the hell? What was that for?"

  • 09.01.2004 9:42 AM PDT
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"WORT WORT WORT!!!"

  • 09.01.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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I've grown attached to Wort wort wort.

  • 09.01.2004 4:35 PM PDT
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The best is when you run over a Covenant and a Marine says "Aww l just had this thing washed!"

  • 09.01.2004 4:53 PM PDT
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the funniest thing ive ever heard said by ANYBODY in halo:

In multiplayer vs.


a n00b: What's this?
n00b gets sniped by wolfman420
wolfman420: Death, certain death. It's much like arsenic but it comes from a bullet and me.

or

I keep getting wacked by SkunkTits!

  • 09.01.2004 5:19 PM PDT
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the funniest thing i ever heard in halo was this game sucks by my friend jeff

  • 09.01.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Mc Cheif
i know this isin funny, and is probably crossing the line, but yesterday i swore i heard an elite say hail hitler. i swear i heard that.

yeah it's funny. i didn't know the covies were fashist

  • 09.01.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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funniest thing that happened lately was at a 4 player halo match in Bob's bacement it went a little like this:

Paul: how about you stop getting the camo so much and killing me.
Me: how about you go home, practice some more, come back, kill me while im invisible and then we'll talk noob.

and

Bob: Damn you Jack.
Me: I'll damn you right in your face.

  • 09.01.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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Playing AoTCR: my friends older brother walkns in on us tearing up a massive group of grunts, as the bullets fly...and bodies, and the gruts are screaming adn howling he looks wide-eyed and askes softly, "Why are you killing those cute little creatures???"

  • 09.01.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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well man one time at around 9 at night, my friend Eric comes over because all my other friends were at my house. He is pretty big compared to the rest of us and we call him Big-e because, well he's big. We were playing capture the flag on Blood Gulch and he killed himself 5 times in a row with the tank by shooting too close to himself. He screamed at the top of his lungs, "GOD GUYS I AM SO FAT!!!" and that is the funniest thing i've ever heard anyone say in Halo

  • 09.01.2004 9:15 PM PDT
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The funniest thing i ever saw in halo was when a grunt threw a grenade and hit me (i got distracted by jaffa cakes). I died and flew off the edge of a bridge in AotCR. Then I heard grunts arguing over my gun. It went like this-

"I get his gun!"
"No, i do, back off human!"

By then my gun was 200m below them at least.

  • 09.02.2004 8:33 AM PDT
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Paul: how about you stop getting the camo so much and killing me.
Me: how about you go home, practice some more, come back, kill me while im invisible and then we'll talk noob.


Very few things make me actually LOL to a point where I am glad that I'm not in a public library online.

This is one of them.

  • 09.02.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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I shot 3 grunts in a 4-grunt pack and a the orange on left said "he was a friend" and ran away going "Ahhaha" but not in a funny way. I let him live, poor little guy

  • 09.19.2004 6:13 AM PDT
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I was in two betrayals and I was in a banshee and a grunt with a fuel rod gun killed me and it said, " I DID THAT ONE!!!!!!! DID U SEE ME I DID THAT ONE!!!!" It was the funniest thing because an elite threw a grenade and it killed the grunt right after.

Look at the thread i posted. It's called symbols on elites.

[Edited on 9/19/2004 6:26:18 AM]

  • 09.19.2004 6:24 AM PDT
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Notify your next of kin, Their next.

  • 09.19.2004 5:51 PM PDT
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"Dude what are you.. he's... he's humping me holy -blam!-...wha ...the... Oh My God, that's so AWSUM!!!! (The first time I taght them corpse humping)

  • 09.19.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
"I'da been your daddy but that dog beat me over the fence!!!" -Sergeant Stacker.


so thats his name,

anyway is that linked to the start of AOTCR?
It was a little joke put in by Bungie to make fun of how dog-like grunts are. Especially when the grunt tries to smell the dropship.

  • 09.19.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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"See? They're not so tough. Yeah, i heard that some of them are wearing skirts!" A little sexist maybe, but it still cracked me up!

  • 09.20.2004 3:38 AM PDT
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[quote]Posted by: Zels
Well after I killed a group of grunts exept 1, he was like "friend?" I felt so sorry for him I let him live :)

You think that was funny. I heard a Grunt say "I will pray for that man" after blowing up an elite with a plasma nade. And in the Maw I heard a grunt say "Good thing there is a food nipple waiting for me back at the starship. Cause boy have I worked up a BIG GRUNTY THIRST!"

Now that is funny, I don't care who you are, that's funny

  • 09.20.2004 5:30 AM PDT

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