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Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

"I slept with your wife."
Place: Boss's office.

  • 08.29.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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Bite me.
Place: Shark pool

  • 08.29.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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"I thought I told you to shut up, -blam!-!"
Place: Classroom

  • 08.29.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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say:Halo sux Killzone rules
Place:In front of a Xbox fanboy

  • 08.29.2004 3:35 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

And ever since that day I've been a Necr0philiac...
place: morgue

  • 08.29.2004 3:36 PM PDT
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Aww it's so cute.

Place: In bed.

  • 08.29.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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What is that thing?
Place: In bed.

  • 08.29.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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Dude, your mom is a slut.

Place: In front of the mother.

  • 08.29.2004 3:38 PM PDT
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Get your biotch arse in the kitchen and bake me some pie.
Place: Next to your girlfriend/wife.

  • 08.29.2004 3:40 PM PDT
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I can't tell if he's white or black.
Place: In front of Micheal Jackson.

  • 08.29.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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I don't drink.
Place: Ireland

  • 08.29.2004 3:45 PM PDT
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Say (drunkingly)You my sir, are drunk, and thus I will have to call an officer of the law on you.
Place: Being pulled over by a cop.

  • 08.29.2004 3:45 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

"Now's a bad time to tell you I have over twenty STD's right?
Place: Right after unprotected sex.

  • 08.29.2004 3:46 PM PDT
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"where did i put that damn beer can"

AA meating

  • 08.29.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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" Screw you"

whore house

  • 08.29.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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hm.. these started out ok, now they're getting pretty corny...

  • 08.29.2004 4:54 PM PDT
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Agreed.

  • 08.30.2004 5:32 AM PDT
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oh my god, they killed kenny. those basterds
place: an orfanige

  • 08.30.2004 5:46 AM PDT

General FTW
Play Halo2/Halo 3 Customs? Add me!
I know, I know, asking for something so rational and logical may fry your brain, but I'm willing to take that risk. - Achronos

"I am as anti-religion as you get!"
Place: A religion convention.

"I have to use the toilet"
Place: In a swimming pool.

  • 08.30.2004 7:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halo53
Okay Jimmy now to pick up your toys, you're going to need to bend over.
Place: Neverland ranch

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.30.2004 7:18 AM PDT
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I did this once. I was reading something in front of every one at church and I was supposed to say "Gentiles" but I said "Genitals"!!!

  • 08.30.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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Ha Ha, Death to the salad eaters!!!

Hippie convention

  • 08.30.2004 4:41 PM PDT
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Anyone for porridge?
Place: Leper colony

  • 08.30.2004 4:57 PM PDT