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Go to hell.Place: heaven.
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"I slept with your wife."Place: Boss's office.
Bite me.Place: Shark pool
Some guy made this for me.
"I thought I told you to shut up, -blam!-!"Place: Classroom
say:Halo sux Killzone rulesPlace:In front of a Xbox fanboy
Throw me a frickin' bone here.Place: Dinosaur exhibit.
Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!
And ever since that day I've been a Necr0philiac...place: morgue
Aww it's so cute.Place: In bed.
What is that thing?Place: In bed.
Dude, your mom is a slut.Place: In front of the mother.
Get your biotch arse in the kitchen and bake me some pie.Place: Next to your girlfriend/wife.
I can't tell if he's white or black.Place: In front of Micheal Jackson.
I don't drink.Place: Ireland
Say (drunkingly)You my sir, are drunk, and thus I will have to call an officer of the law on you.Place: Being pulled over by a cop.
"Now's a bad time to tell you I have over twenty STD's right?Place: Right after unprotected sex.
"where did i put that damn beer can"AA meating
" Screw you"whore house
hm.. these started out ok, now they're getting pretty corny...
Agreed.
oh my god, they killed kenny. those basterdsplace: an orfanige
General FTWPlay Halo2/Halo 3 Customs? Add me!I know, I know, asking for something so rational and logical may fry your brain, but I'm willing to take that risk. - Achronos
"I am as anti-religion as you get!"Place: A religion convention."I have to use the toilet"Place: In a swimming pool.
Posted by: Halo53Okay Jimmy now to pick up your toys, you're going to need to bend over.Place: Neverland ranchLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did this once. I was reading something in front of every one at church and I was supposed to say "Gentiles" but I said "Genitals"!!!
Ha Ha, Death to the salad eaters!!!Hippie convention
Anyone for porridge?Place: Leper colony