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Subject: Wrong thing to say, wrong place to say it.
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Whoops, sorry American folk...

"Anyone for oatmeal?"
Place: Leper colony

  • 08.30.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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The classic "Fire!" in the movie theater. Mass chaos always ensues.

  • 08.30.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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"You know what I really love? Those beef jerky strips!!"
Place: Jewish brisk

  • 08.30.2004 9:30 PM PDT
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"Yeah, um, guys... I didnt want to bring it up a few hours ago, but, uh, ol bluey the canary died. And my left arm is starting to go all tingly."
Place: Mineshaft

  • 08.30.2004 9:32 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Dumb broads.
Place: Outside women's lib meeting place


That was from an old Beetle Bailey strip.

  • 08.30.2004 9:33 PM PDT

"You have the brain of a 5-year old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."

I assume you meant a Jewish Briss. Which doesn't really make sense, unless you're really going for a stretch, which I assume you are.

  • 08.30.2004 9:34 PM PDT

"You have the brain of a 5-year old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."

Beattle Bailey!!!!!! What's next a quote from Mark Trail?

  • 08.30.2004 9:35 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Oh c'mon! Beetle Bailey is awesome.

  • 08.30.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Heheheh oh thanks Mr shoot me down! Yeah I forgot how to spell it. And saying circumscision sounds more vulgar, dunnit?

"Damn lazy Italians! They never do nothin' but sit on their cans talkin' funny... sure do make good pizza though"
Place: Anywhere where the pizzariea seems slighty too stereotypical

  • 08.30.2004 9:40 PM PDT

"You have the brain of a 5-year old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."

Oh, I don't deny that. I just didn't expect it.

  • 08.30.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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Pepsi sucks
place: a mormon church or anywhere in Salt Lake City

  • 08.30.2004 9:41 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Crazy Turkey
Heheheh oh thanks Mr shoot me down! Yeah I forgot how to spell it. And saying circumscision sounds more vulgar, dunnit?

"Damn lazy Italians! They never do nothin' but sit on their cans talkin' funny... sure do make good pizza though"
Place: Anywhere where the pizzariea seems slighty too stereotypical


Ima gonna take that personally. You insulta me, I breaka you face. Ba Fungu!

Seriously dude. I'm 1/4 Italian.

  • 08.30.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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The Mormans own Pepsi. *whistles*

  • 08.30.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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Does that mean i only get 25% of the normal beating?

  • 08.30.2004 9:45 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Crazy Turkey
Does that mean i only get 25% of the normal beating?


Say hello to my leetle friend.

<pulls out midget>

  • 08.30.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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"...and ever since that day, Ive never been able to go to the toilet by myself"
First date... second.. well, anytime really

  • 08.30.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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Heheheheheh

  • 08.30.2004 9:48 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

PS2 SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!
Place: PS2 pavilion at E3 while wearing an XBox/Halo t-shirt.

  • 08.30.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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Posted By: MCs Brother
PS2 SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!
Place: PS2 pavilion at E3 while wearing an XBox/Halo t-shirt.


I get the feeling that one would result in a beating out the back of the Sony stand...

"Hey guys! If any of you finds a pin, could you give it back to me please?"
Place: Grenade range

  • 08.30.2004 9:56 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Crazy Turkey
Posted By: MCs Brother
PS2 SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!
Place: PS2 pavilion at E3 while wearing an XBox/Halo t-shirt.


I get the feeling that one would result in a beating out the back of the Sony stand...



Whenever I go to E3, i'm gonna try that. I could take on a couple Ps2 fanboys. ;P

  • 08.30.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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Haha perhaps you should throw an Xbox at a fanboys head, then throw a PS2 at an Xbox fansboys head, and watch from on high as most of E3 beats up on itself?

  • 08.30.2004 10:12 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

All of these.

And this.

[Edited on 8/31/2004 12:27:17 AM]

  • 08.31.2004 12:25 AM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Pilot with the intercom on-
"Hawaii is shaped kinda like a liver, right?"
"Did you see the jugs on the girl in row four?"
"Wow, this is easier than I thought!"
"Hey, what does this button do?"

  • 08.31.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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"It should work according to legend."

Place: Anywhere.

  • 08.31.2004 1:24 AM PDT