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Whoops, sorry American folk..."Anyone for oatmeal?"Place: Leper colony
The classic "Fire!" in the movie theater. Mass chaos always ensues.
"You know what I really love? Those beef jerky strips!!"Place: Jewish brisk
"Yeah, um, guys... I didnt want to bring it up a few hours ago, but, uh, ol bluey the canary died. And my left arm is starting to go all tingly."Place: Mineshaft
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
Dumb broads.Place: Outside women's lib meeting placeThat was from an old Beetle Bailey strip.
"You have the brain of a 5-year old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
I assume you meant a Jewish Briss. Which doesn't really make sense, unless you're really going for a stretch, which I assume you are.
Beattle Bailey!!!!!! What's next a quote from Mark Trail?
Oh c'mon! Beetle Bailey is awesome.
Heheheh oh thanks Mr shoot me down! Yeah I forgot how to spell it. And saying circumscision sounds more vulgar, dunnit?"Damn lazy Italians! They never do nothin' but sit on their cans talkin' funny... sure do make good pizza though"Place: Anywhere where the pizzariea seems slighty too stereotypical
Oh, I don't deny that. I just didn't expect it.
Pepsi sucksplace: a mormon church or anywhere in Salt Lake City
Posted by: Crazy TurkeyHeheheh oh thanks Mr shoot me down! Yeah I forgot how to spell it. And saying circumscision sounds more vulgar, dunnit?"Damn lazy Italians! They never do nothin' but sit on their cans talkin' funny... sure do make good pizza though"Place: Anywhere where the pizzariea seems slighty too stereotypicalIma gonna take that personally. You insulta me, I breaka you face. Ba Fungu! Seriously dude. I'm 1/4 Italian.
The Mormans own Pepsi. *whistles*
Does that mean i only get 25% of the normal beating?
Posted by: Crazy TurkeyDoes that mean i only get 25% of the normal beating?Say hello to my leetle friend.<pulls out midget>
"...and ever since that day, Ive never been able to go to the toilet by myself"First date... second.. well, anytime really
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PS2 SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!Place: PS2 pavilion at E3 while wearing an XBox/Halo t-shirt.
Posted By: MCs BrotherPS2 SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!Place: PS2 pavilion at E3 while wearing an XBox/Halo t-shirt.I get the feeling that one would result in a beating out the back of the Sony stand..."Hey guys! If any of you finds a pin, could you give it back to me please?"Place: Grenade range
Posted by: Crazy TurkeyPosted By: MCs BrotherPS2 SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!Place: PS2 pavilion at E3 while wearing an XBox/Halo t-shirt.I get the feeling that one would result in a beating out the back of the Sony stand...Whenever I go to E3, i'm gonna try that. I could take on a couple Ps2 fanboys. ;P
Haha perhaps you should throw an Xbox at a fanboys head, then throw a PS2 at an Xbox fansboys head, and watch from on high as most of E3 beats up on itself?
We’ve watched while the stars burned Out, and creation played in reverse.The Universe freezing in half-light.Once I thought to escape.To end a master, step out of the Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,A hybrid, elusive destroyer.This is the one mystery I have not solved.The only element unaccounted for.
All of these. And this.[Edited on 8/31/2004 12:27:17 AM]
Pilot with the intercom on-"Hawaii is shaped kinda like a liver, right?""Did you see the jugs on the girl in row four?""Wow, this is easier than I thought!""Hey, what does this button do?"
"It should work according to legend."Place: Anywhere.