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Posted by: Dustin 6047

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Sniper for an ODST squad in a Platoon. Safe in the back.
I hate to bust your balls man but snipers actually go deep into the suck...farther than the actual unit.


You obviously didn't understand my metaphor.


I don't either.


Use your brain, think about it, don't hurt yourself now.

  • 05.26.2011 9:08 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."

I'd be a sniper, don't really care where I have to go as long as I shoot some Alien in the head.

  • 05.26.2011 9:13 PM PDT

platoon is the army version of a squad. marines haves squad of 15 - 20ish and army has platoons of 15-20ish.

Posted by: mojeda101
Sniper for an ODST squad in a Platoon. Safe in the back.


i would enlist in the navy somewhere.

  • 05.26.2011 9:25 PM PDT
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Marksman, like Jenkins.

  • 05.26.2011 9:33 PM PDT

This sig will Self-Destruct in 3.... 2.... 1.... Thank you for your time. Cookie?

UNSC Air Force (or Navy, I suppose, given how starships would count as ships now).

Because, as shown in the games, they obviously do a total of NOTHING.

  • 05.26.2011 9:37 PM PDT


Posted by: ThunderCavaler7
UNSC Air Force (or Navy, I suppose, given how starships would count as ships now).

Because, as shown in the games, they obviously do a total of NOTHING.


airforce would fly short swords in atmosphere.

  • 05.26.2011 9:38 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35882609&v iewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=167

I would like to be a driver of some sort. Not a pilot, but a warthog driver or mongoose driver or something similar.

I'm probably be the first person to put a Spartan Laser on a turret. and put a mounted grenade launcher in the passenger seat.

  • 05.26.2011 9:55 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35882609&v iewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=167


Posted by: mojeda101
Posted by: Dustin 6047

Posted by: mojeda101
Posted by: ExquisiteDragon
Posted by: mojeda101
Sniper for an ODST squad in a Platoon. Safe in the back.
I hate to bust your balls man but snipers actually go deep into the suck...farther than the actual unit.


You obviously didn't understand my metaphor.


I don't either.


Use your brain, think about it, don't hurt yourself now.


To help people along:

Where do ODSTs usually land? Relatively on top of enemy forces? Or a ways back?

I think i get what you mean, and i lol'd.

  • 05.26.2011 9:57 PM PDT

I would be assigned to carry guns for any and all Spratans that happen to come upon me in the thick of battle. Usually it will be something crappy like a assault rifle but occasionally I'll recieve a rocket launcher or sniper rifle.

I've gotten positive feedback from my superiors so they are thinking of promoting me to delivery boy or vechicle carrier, all I have to do is drive the warthog, hornet, falcon, tank, or mongoose around until a spartan tells me to get off it.

I remmeber one time we were near a scarab and I was prepared to take out its legs with the tank, then this green guy comes in an takes away my chance to shine...he even flipped me off and drove away with the tank!

I had to pay for that you son of a -blam!-!

  • 05.26.2011 10:21 PM PDT

Bungie Pentathlon - who actually cares ?


Posted by: Makko Mace
Propaganda for the win!

Also, probably the safest job out there.


Hahah like that Iraqi Information Minister, but in the Halo Universe

Appearing live from down town NEw Alexandria:

"There are no Covenant in the city, we are safe" (CCS cruiser in the background burning buildings to the ground)

"The Covenant are being repelled, we are fighting like lions! (marine runs past screaming I'm a cowardly fool!!!!!)

  • 05.27.2011 12:33 AM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."


Posted by: Richomack360

Posted by: Makko Mace
Propaganda for the win!

Also, probably the safest job out there.


Hahah like that Iraqi Information Minister, but in the Halo Universe

Appearing live from down town NEw Alexandria:

"There are no Covenant in the city, we are safe" (CCS cruiser in the background burning buildings to the ground)

"The Covenant are being repelled, we are fighting like lions! (marine runs past screaming I'm a cowardly fool!!!!!)



That man was also discharged from his unit, he has been reported with Boren's Syndrome and as such, is being treated immediately *Gunshot is heard in the background and then a loud thump with the man's yells not being heard anymore*

I've got reports that he was also assigned to a new unit.

  • 05.27.2011 12:35 AM PDT

Bungie Pentathlon - who actually cares ?


Posted by: RKOSNAKE

Posted by: Richomack360

Posted by: Makko Mace
Propaganda for the win!

Also, probably the safest job out there.


Hahah like that Iraqi Information Minister, but in the Halo Universe

Appearing live from down town NEw Alexandria:

"There are no Covenant in the city, we are safe" (CCS cruiser in the background burning buildings to the ground)

"The Covenant are being repelled, we are fighting like lions! (marine runs past screaming I'm a cowardly fool!!!!!)



That man was also discharged from his unit, he has been reported with Boren's Syndrome and as such, is being treated immediately *Gunshot is heard in the background and then a loud thump with the man's yells not being heard anymore*

I've got reports that he was also assigned to a new unit.


"Reports of an organic, consuming parasite called the Flood is just pure nonsense, possibly generated by lunatics in the Insurrection"
(large crate with flailing tentacles and a biohazard symbol being dragged away by two marines in the background)

  • 05.27.2011 12:47 AM PDT
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Based on My knowledge of Star Trek, seeing all possible maneuvers, I would enlist and get CAPTAIN (Command) Of my own ship!


It would be Halcyon class cruiser (autumn)
She would get a retro fit. The Gun implements would be Tripled.
The main Guns would be Quintupled!
She would have a massive stationary MAC Gun on the Dorsal.
The Armor would be Tripled.
Hanger Bay improved for 10 times the long swords.
The Bridge would have a giant screen, and be surrounded by armor.

And i would Name her.. "Zero unto Dawn".




Then i would take the Fat @$$ ship over to Reach, Pwnz the -blam!- outta the covie cruisers.
Then go to installation 04, Pwnz those cruisers before they down pillar (saving keys ass)

then id go locate spirit of fire, bring her home.
Then locate covie home world. Go pwnz the -blam!- outta their home world.

Then go to earth and wait for Regrets fleet. Pwnz the -blam!- outta his fleet.
Then locate truth and reconciliation and make their sorry @$$es surrender.

Then sit and have a drink with master chief. Ask him how he goes to he bathroom in that suit... o_O

  • 05.27.2011 1:18 AM PDT

Sup? Welcome to my profile.
Havok Team and I will help bungie dominate the world. and eat cookies

i would either like to be a pilot or a ODST

  • 05.27.2011 1:31 AM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."


Posted by: IXI ZeroExE IXI
Based on My knowledge of Star Trek, seeing all possible maneuvers, I would enlist and get CAPTAIN (Command) Of my own ship!


It would be Halcyon class cruiser (autumn)
She would get a retro fit. The Gun implements would be Tripled.
The main Guns would be Quintupled!
She would have a massive stationary MAC Gun on the Dorsal.
The Armor would be Tripled.
Hanger Bay improved for 10 times the long swords.
The Bridge would have a giant screen, and be surrounded by armor.

And i would Name her.. "Zero unto Dawn".




Then i would take the Fat @$$ ship over to Reach, Pwnz the -blam!- outta the covie cruisers.
Then go to installation 04, Pwnz those cruisers before they down pillar (saving keys ass)

then id go locate spirit of fire, bring her home.
Then locate covie home world. Go pwnz the -blam!- outta their home world.

Then go to earth and wait for Regrets fleet. Pwnz the -blam!- outta his fleet.
Then locate truth and reconciliation and make their sorry @$$es surrender.

Then sit and have a drink with master chief. Ask him how he goes to he bathroom in that suit... o_O


Hahahaha, no :|

That ship would be even more expensive that the only Supercarrier the Epsilon Eridani fleet possessed and to make things even worse, the Covenant would target her the moment they saw her.

  • 05.27.2011 1:37 AM PDT
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Good! Id hope the covies target me.

Why?

Zero unto Dawn would pwnz their asses.
I would evasive maneuver whilst launching long swords.
then use the PICARD MANEUVER and down half their fleet before they even realized who Picard is.

While the remainder of their fleet target my ship, my stationary mac as well as main guns would be downing their cruisers. The long swords would be downing those cruisers. And the guns through out my ships hull would target and blast any incoming weapons fire.
They'd be lucky if they landed a hit!

suuure its expensive, buuuut.....

...

o_O

  • 05.27.2011 1:54 AM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."

You do realize than even with that much armor, the combined fire from several Covenant ships would cut right through the ship, right?

I mean, they see this extremely armored piece of metal floating in front of them with two MAC cannons and they will all be like, everybody, use yer energy projectors!

30 seconds later, the ship would be dissected and floating into two separate ways.

And I do not think that you'd be able to stop incoming fire, as much as you shoot it, you can't.

  • 05.27.2011 2:04 AM PDT

Bungie Pentathlon - who actually cares ?


Posted by: IXI ZeroExE IXI
Good! Id hope the covies target me.

Why?

Zero unto Dawn would pwnz their asses.
I would evasive maneuver whilst launching long swords.
then use the PICARD MANEUVER and down half their fleet before they even realized who Picard is.

While the remainder of their fleet target my ship, my stationary mac as well as main guns would be downing their cruisers. The long swords would be downing those cruisers. And the guns through out my ships hull would target and blast any incoming weapons fire.
They'd be lucky if they landed a hit!

suuure its expensive, buuuut.....

...

o_O


But what would happen if Regret / Truth / Mercy had been given the Star Trek Next Generation boxset for Christmas ?

They would be wise to your plan !

  • 05.27.2011 2:28 AM PDT
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Member of Bungie.net for nearly three years, still continuing!

Enjoy what you have and live on.

My gamertag is Elder Bias


Posted by: IXI ZeroExE IXI
Based on My knowledge of Star Trek, seeing all possible maneuvers, I would enlist and get CAPTAIN (Command) Of my own ship!


It would be Halcyon class cruiser (autumn)
She would get a retro fit. The Gun implements would be Tripled.
The main Guns would be Quintupled!
She would have a massive stationary MAC Gun on the Dorsal.
The Armor would be Tripled.
Hanger Bay improved for 10 times the long swords.
The Bridge would have a giant screen, and be surrounded by armor.

And i would Name her.. "Zero unto Dawn".




Then i would take the Fat @$$ ship over to Reach, Pwnz the -blam!- outta the covie cruisers.
Then go to installation 04, Pwnz those cruisers before they down pillar (saving keys ass)

then id go locate spirit of fire, bring her home.
Then locate covie home world. Go pwnz the -blam!- outta their home world.

Then go to earth and wait for Regrets fleet. Pwnz the -blam!- outta his fleet.
Then locate truth and reconciliation and make their sorry @$$es surrender.

Then sit and have a drink with master chief. Ask him how he goes to he bathroom in that suit... o_O


You Gotta Kidding Me..

Nice imagination but your ship will be destroyed in seconds once when covenant sees a large chunk of metal flying around, will shoot with energy projector that will tear your ship's hull easily. It has happened in Battle of Reach where a covenant supercruiser easily took down a carrier in one shot. That carrier has nearly 2meters of Titanium-A alloy but one beam pretty much wiped the floor for a carrier. Proof?

Here's is it: UNSC Musashi

  • 05.27.2011 2:28 AM PDT

I dont really care where I go as long as there are some fine ladies around

  • 05.27.2011 4:54 AM PDT
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Falcon pilot, UNSC Navy Corpsman (and go boots-in-the-mud with some Marines or maybe even ODSTs if the ODSTs have Corpsman).

  • 05.27.2011 5:34 AM PDT

About me: I am a vicious wolf of a man.

But really am sweet at heart. =)

Corpsman or Hospitalman

Just what I want to be in the US Navy

  • 05.27.2011 5:44 AM PDT

Marine. To be a high ranking officer, you've gotta start from below.

  • 05.27.2011 6:13 AM PDT
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Simple. Covenant dont have DVD players. They still use VHS.
For now...

And who said 2 Mac Guns on my ship? Covenant would See a MASSIVE chunk of metal with TEN MAC guns, and 1 Bloody massive MAC on the dorsal. Intimidation, son!

The Musashi: "36 centimetres (14 in) of Titanium-A battle plate "

Pillar: "2 meters thick plating"

During the space battle of installation 04, The covies had to use boarding pods to destroy pillars Guns. Why? cause they couldn't down pillar, tho outnumber her several times. To quote Cortanas destruction list "4, no make that.. 5 CCS Class"

Zero unto Dawn Would be downing those ships 10X faster than pillar.
As soon as she jumps in, 10 MAC guns tearing down the CCS, while the super MAC on her dorsal would target the Super Carrier.
Picard maneuver would shock their asses soo bad they'd think they Destroyed Zero Dawn, only to be surprised shes relocated behind their asses and downed those PoS CCS ships.

And dont foget, 100's of humans ships fighting with her. So she wouldnt have ALL of the covies focussed on her.

As well, Halcyon-class Cruiser arnt that large.
The musashi is DOUBLE the length. So she wouldnt Stand out (Except the massive MAC turret on her dorsal) ^_^
Pillar is 1.1 KM
Spirit Of Fire is 2.5 KM

most UNSC ships are larger than Halcyon class. Halcyon are extremely well armored and well gunned.

Think DEFIANT from star trek. =)




I do have a question. Does the hull armor help defend against the energy projector weapon?

  • 05.27.2011 7:21 AM PDT