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Subject: What kind of Ninja would you be?

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

Let's say for instance, that Achronos came to you one day and told you that you were a forum Ninja for one day. Would you do anything drastic? Or would you just post a few times to show off your Orange text?

Thinking about it, I would probably visit the Reach forum but I've got the feeling that after an hour of banning everyone I would get extremely bored, especially since there would probably be just as many people flooding in as the amount getting banned.

So Septagon, how about you?

[Edited on 05.27.2011 12:01 AM PDT]

  • 05.26.2011 11:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: I Judge Bread I
Let's say for instance, that Achronos came to you one day and told you that you were a forum Ninja for one day. Would you do anything drastic? Or would you just post a few times to show off your gold text?

Thinking about it, I would probably visit the Reach forum but I've got the feeling that after an hour of banning everyone I would get extremely bored, especially since there would probably be just as many people flooding in as the amount getting banned.

So Septagon, how about you?
Since when did forum ninjas get gold text?

  • 05.26.2011 11:55 PM PDT

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I'd ban a bunch of trolls.

Nah, not really I'd probably just post like normal, and let the main moderators that have had experience do the banning.

Also, when did moderators get gold text? WTF?

  • 05.26.2011 11:57 PM PDT
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He meant salmon text. Only Bungie employees have gold text.

  • 05.26.2011 11:59 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Forum Ninja's do not have gold text they have orange!

And I would be a ninja that goes through all forums looking for things that are not appropriate and lock threads that seem to be going off-topic, seem to be spam,trolling, and etc.

  • 05.27.2011 12:01 AM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

Posted by: Cryptic
Since when did forum ninjas get gold text?


Yeah your right, it's more like an Orange colour.

  • 05.27.2011 12:01 AM PDT

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I would just ban/warn those who don't follow the rules. You know? Do the job the way its supposed to be done.

  • 05.27.2011 12:04 AM PDT

Hello! I'm Bunie.net's resident medical student (hell i'm sure there are more but I'm the only one who openly declares it!) I love my emblem, and I am periodically active.
I have a Twitter

i'd try to be normal to be honest.

  • 05.27.2011 12:11 AM PDT

They're naming Monsoons after me in India, because I make it RaiNNNN

HaTeRz MaKe Me FaMoUzzz

I probably wouldn't do anything drastic just post here and there and show off to my private groups etc.

  • 05.27.2011 12:25 AM PDT

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Posted by: chickenlittle
Cheeto is the only one among you that doesn't suck.

I'd be the one who never posts, just bans you. Why? Because for the most part, I never really have anything worth saying.

  • 05.27.2011 12:39 AM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

Enforce the rules, you know what forum ninja's do...

  • 05.27.2011 12:48 AM PDT
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Any questions about anything, PM me. The only stupid question, is the one never asked.
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Posted by: bobcast
I hate you unless I'm drunk.

I'd probably end up seeing the message the next day and 'miss out on all the fun'.

But if i didn't.... bobcast would recieve his first ban since becoming a ninja..

Oh wait, nevermind. He banned himself once. I almost forgot!!!!

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  • 05.27.2011 12:54 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Hell hath cometh to Bungie if thee be troll.

  • 05.27.2011 12:59 AM PDT

READ IT.

I won the Star. With this on Week 18.

An actual ninja.

As in, I will never post again...




Basically, the lime light sucks.

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  • 05.27.2011 1:52 AM PDT
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I don't think that I'd go about doing anything different, to be honest other than handing out bans to those who prove worthy.

  • 05.27.2011 1:55 AM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

I doubt i would be much different to how i am now, albeit a little more helpful and a bit less of a jerk.

  • 05.27.2011 2:12 AM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.


Posted by: Cheeto666
I'd be the one who never posts, just bans you. Why? Because for the most part, I never really have anything worth saying.


Fair enough, I feel like that sometimes.

  • 05.27.2011 2:57 AM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

I'd probably not care. If anything, I'd ban Rich and then be done with it.

  • 05.27.2011 4:03 AM PDT

My future is certain, I will one day fly away. All because I am saved from the penalty of sin. I know he lives.

Silent But Deadly.

Crowd control with zippy one-liners. And of course with the same amount of jerkyness.

  • 05.27.2011 4:03 AM PDT

I'd be my normal self, I 'lurk' the forums a lot more than I used to instead of posting now.

  • 05.27.2011 4:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Gz, I'd kill the whole world for you




3-19-07

I'd be quite heavy-handed. I don't tolerate -blam!-s.

  • 05.27.2011 4:58 AM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Posted by: Gzalzi
I'd be quite heavy-handed. I don't tolerate -blam!-s.

You picked the WRONG day to -blam!- with Gzalzi!

  • 05.27.2011 5:26 AM PDT

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

I'd operate like True Underdog.

  • 05.27.2011 5:45 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

I'd send everyone on B.Net a warning.


A warning that I am a Ninja for a day.

  • 05.27.2011 6:01 AM PDT