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Subject: The Bungie Government

I was just thinking when I was in a topic thanking Bungie. What if Bungie was the governement, what positions do you think certain Bungie workers and Mods should get. Like for example Jason Jones could be president and the Mods could be his body guards.
Give some more ideas and your thoughts.

  • 08.29.2004 10:27 PM PDT
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Jason Jones = President
Bungie Princess = First Lady
Pete Parsons = Vice President
Frankie = Press Secretary
Sketch = Ambassador
Achronos = Secretary of Defense
Stosh = Head Secret Service Agent
Other Mods = Other Secret Service Agents

[Edited on 9/1/2004 1:18:04 AM]

  • 08.29.2004 10:39 PM PDT

Frankie could be the butler




No im just kidding Frankie

  • 08.29.2004 10:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Masterchief1790
Frankie could be the butler
How come Frankie always gets picked on? Poor Frankie :(

  • 08.29.2004 10:45 PM PDT

idk he just seemed like the type that could be a butler

  • 08.29.2004 10:50 PM PDT
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Stosh would be "Head secret service agent," not Shishka. He would be "Second in command."

[Edited on 8/29/2004 11:18:15 PM]

  • 08.29.2004 11:17 PM PDT
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I only said Shishka because he seems uh......more well known than Stosh. At least in the New Mombasa forum

[Edited on 8/29/2004 11:55:12 PM]

  • 08.29.2004 11:54 PM PDT
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stosh is the most experienced mod---here since the year of '01. Bungie also arranged for him to visit E3, which they didn't do for the other mods, which shows that he is special.

  • 08.30.2004 2:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: Psyched
stosh is the most experienced mod---here since the year of '01. Bungie also arranged for him to visit E3, which they didn't do for the other mods, which shows that he is special.
Shishka was at E3 aswell. He got to play Halo 2 and he got the E3 prototype mini Master Chief.

  • 08.30.2004 2:09 AM PDT
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I know, but the difference is (as Shishka pointed out), Bungie arranged for stosh to go, but they didn't do the same for Shishka.

  • 08.30.2004 2:17 AM PDT
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nah... there is no need for a US ambassador, as there are no countries when Bungie takes over! And there would need to be an enforced age cap on any positions... *Tristan looks about in fear of being attacked by organised squads of Halo-kiddies*

  • 08.30.2004 2:46 AM PDT
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EDIT- Dont be so silly Stalin..........

EDIT 2- I edited this myself. Just in case you were wondering. Oh, and Garra, I have told the Halo-kiddies your address....

[Edited on 8/30/2004 3:00:41 AM]

  • 08.30.2004 2:47 AM PDT
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*The hammerign of nails can be heard throughout the neighbourhood as Tristan attempts to seal all entrances*

---CREAK!---

They're inside... I may not have much time left... I love you guys!

AAaaaaaarggggggghhhhhhh!

  • 08.30.2004 3:08 AM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Stosh would be the head mod. He's been a septagon moderator since it was just the forum for chapter founders. He became staff and ran chapter founders. With out stosh, who knows what would have happened...

Yoozel probably would have just gotten a raise :D

  • 08.30.2004 8:19 AM PDT
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When Bungie rises up to take over, there will be no Democracy.

It will be a Theocratic regime, led by the webmaster. It's primary purpose will be to turn everyone into monks and nuns so they can sing Halo music during their heathen acts of worship.

Their god? Soffish.

This fish do not eat, Amen.

  • 08.30.2004 10:45 AM PDT
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Okay, I have Stosh put as the 'head' now. Sorry Shishka :(

  • 08.30.2004 11:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Desolation
Okay, I have Stosh put as the 'head' now. Sorry Shishka :(

Shishka's used to being second-best. And so is Shishka's mom.

  • 08.31.2004 1:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: goweb
Posted by: Desolation
Okay, I have Stosh put as the 'head' now. Sorry Shishka :(

Shishka's used to being second-best. And so is Shishka's mom.

Second to Yoozel's mom as pointed out by Recon ;-)

  • 08.31.2004 1:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: goweb
Posted by: Desolation
Okay, I have Stosh put as the 'head' now. Sorry Shishka :(

Shishka's used to being second-best. And so is Shishka's mom.


Hmm, Yank joke coming from a British (Cornish!) mouth. I'll give it 7 out of 10.

:)

  • 08.31.2004 1:55 AM PDT

Hmm, Yank joke coming from a British (Cornish!) mouth. I'll give it 7 out of 10.
That's an insult - I'm not Cornish!

  • 08.31.2004 2:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: goweb
Hmm, Yank joke coming from a British (Cornish!) mouth. I'll give it 7 out of 10.
That's an insult - I'm not Cornish!

Perhaps Corny but not cornish... he's a Bungie trademarked item... Theres a little Symbol right above his central processor.

  • 08.31.2004 2:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halo53
Stosh would be the head mod. He's been a septagon moderator since it was just the forum for chapter founders. He became staff and ran chapter founders. With out stosh, who knows what would have happened...

Yoozel probably would have just gotten a raise :D


Oh God no.

  • 09.01.2004 1:05 AM PDT
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Oh God no. For what? Yoozel?

*holds up lighting bolt* Yoozel all the way! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And I remember when the Septagon was in Chapter Founders. Ha. I remember when the guys there started telling everyone, "Halo topics are for the underground!!!" right after Halo 2 was annonced. :P The only forum we had and they sent spam there! The evil people! :(

  • 09.01.2004 3:53 AM PDT
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It's a joke.

  • 09.01.2004 10:04 AM PDT
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Meh.....when Bungie takes over ... i wont be so scared....(much)

Damn Yankies....always looking for world domination...

  • 09.01.2004 12:15 PM PDT