- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
If grunts were real, I'd shoot them in the face with a plasma rifle. This would likely knock off their resperator, venting methane into the air. Plasma has to be at least twice the flashpoint of methane, so the methane will ignite, but the resperator will keep giving the grunt's mask methane, so it will keep coming, and the grunt will turn into a flamethrower with legs, panicing and running for help from his Elite buddies, setting them on fire, and eventually the grunt suffocates from not having methane, and everything died with a single bolt of plasma.
But grunts aren't real, and such obviously funny tricks can't be pulled on them. It's a shame too. Who wouldn't want to see a grunt run around and set stuff on fire?