- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I'm watering at the mouth. The graphics look amazingly badass. I think the greatest thing about Halo2 will be the lack of Flood. Flood piss me off. Here's a question, why wasn't there any Flood coverage in the Halo1 manual? Meh. I've aquired a taste for beating the hell out of everything I come in contact with. And it feels good. Another great thing about Halo2, I've heard it has destructible enviroments. Heh, "Out of my way, nature!"--Marge Simpson after getting a Canyonero SUV. I hope it has squirrels and pedestrians for me to blast. Squirrels suck. They're tree rats with fuzzy tails. All they do is dig up my kick ass rose garden to put their damned nuts in. -blam!-s. Oh, and just because I have a rose garden, doesn't make me a wiener. Rose gardens attract the ladies. Another Halo question, how come the MC only comes in green? Or is that just my -blam!- game which also only loads 24.28% of the time(I've done the math)? I play it too much and it's getting worn out. Plus, my controller has sticky buttons(pizza incident)! And they don't make big ones anymore! And my hands are larger than the average Japanese fifteen year old. Any of gamers/game makers have an extra controller I can have?