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Subject: What powers does Achronos have that are not shared by ninjas?
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Does anyone know? I am wondering...

  • 02.08.2006 6:18 PM PDT
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I know he can delete groups at will, but can he IP ban people from bungie.net forever?

  • 02.08.2006 6:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: jarell88
I know he can delete groups at will, but can he IP ban people from bungie.net forever?

Yes he can delete groups, post in every group, look in every forum. He is the webmaster he can do anything. Even hit the off switch. And about IP bans, he can do them, but he doesn't.

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  • 02.08.2006 6:26 PM PDT

I hate everything, but it's not my fault.

Of course, he's the Overlord. He has complete and total control, no ifs ands or buts. MAster Forum Ninjas can also permaban, although they don't IP ban because it's so easy to get around. See the Moderator FAQ for descriptions of the Ninja's powers.
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antiherosk8er types faster than I. Oh well.

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  • 02.08.2006 6:26 PM PDT

I also hear that he has the power to make really excellent brownies, should you ever be invited over to Gioconda HQ for a dinner party.

  • 02.08.2006 6:29 PM PDT
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Aww man i want to go! I love brownies....

  • 02.08.2006 6:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
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I also hear that he has the power to make really excellent brownies, should you ever be invited over to Gioconda HQ for a dinner party.

Dammit! He said that he would be outta town!

It did seem odd that he would be out of town "any time you're in town Recon..." But I thought that it was some sort of Overlord space-time continuum thingie.

The Overlord has such power, even time-travel is possible! Of course, I mastered that some time ago. Always one step behind me snookie (my name for Achronos).

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  • 02.08.2006 6:50 PM PDT
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Achronos has tons of powers. Plus he has the magic golden words. His words are all shiny and eye catching, the topic he posts in gets that cool golden logo, and it lets everyone know that either he or Frankie (((I think theyre the only 2 that have the magic gold words, I could be wrong))) posted in there and that everyone should definately consider reading it.

He also has that avatar that sends waves of fear thru my body. Theres just something about it that scares me. O_o;;;

  • 02.08.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: goweb
I also hear that he has the power to make really excellent brownies, should you ever be invited over to Gioconda HQ for a dinner party.

Dammit! He said that he would be outta town!

It did seem odd that he would be out of town "any time you're in town Recon..." But I thought that it was some sort of Overlord space-time continuum thingie.

The Overlord has such power, even time-travel is possible! Of course, I mastered that some time ago. Always one step behind me snookie (my name for Achronos).

But Dave Barry mastered that when he was 5, and he calls you Mr. Haly...

Dave Barry rules...

  • 02.08.2006 7:23 PM PDT
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Achronos can do anything and everything on bnet. That's basically the best way to explain it.

  • 02.08.2006 7:33 PM PDT
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Achronos is God of Bungie.net. If there's anything you should be getting out of these posts it's that.

  • 02.08.2006 8:41 PM PDT
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shhhhhhh

If B.net makes Achronos angry for example, he can make it all go away just as fast as it was made.

Maybe faster.

  • 02.08.2006 9:04 PM PDT
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Achronos > You
End of story.

  • 02.08.2006 9:16 PM PDT
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does he have the power to view "deleted" threads?

  • 02.08.2006 10:06 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

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If B.net makes Achronos angry for example, he can make it all go away just as fast as it was made.

Maybe faster.


Destruction always takes less time than creation. Then again, this would go against the theory that Achronos formed Bungie.net by taking energy from space and turning it into a website.

  • 02.08.2006 10:09 PM PDT
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Deleted threads are gone forever. I think.

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  • 02.08.2006 10:26 PM PDT
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If he doesn't have a power and he wants it, then he can program it in. It's just that good.

  • 02.08.2006 11:19 PM PDT
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If he doesn't have a power and he wants it, then he can program it in. It's just that good.

Achronos: Ah, what devilish power shall i add to my collection today?

  • 02.09.2006 12:44 AM PDT

Runnnnnn!

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If he doesn't have a power and he wants it, then he can program it in. It's just that good.

Achronos: Ah, what devilish power shall i add to my collection today?

*runs*
Achronos can do anything!He can even make *gasp* quadruple stuf Oreos!

  • 02.09.2006 12:46 AM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
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It should be pointed out that Achronos: Bungie.Net Overlord and The Webmaster are two very different people.

One is a pleasant, all powerful God with complete control over this part of cyberspace. The other is a surly, sometimes odoriferous, foam hat wearing drunken man in a gorilla suit.

Oh, and there's a buzz-saw jockstrap involved with one but I forgot who it was now.

  • 02.09.2006 2:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: just another fan
Posted by: kd5shw
If he doesn't have a power and he wants it, then he can program it in. It's just that good.

Achronos: Ah, what devilish power shall i add to my collection today?

*runs*
Achronos can do anything!He can even make *gasp* quadruple stuf Oreos!

My pet gerbil, which works for microsoft, tells me tells me that there is a new power in the works that enables Quad Stuffed Peanut Butter Flavored Oreos (QSPBFO) to pop out from member's cdroms at Achronos' command.

I asked him when we can expect these new bundles of sweet goodness on b.net.

My Gerbil said, "ETA: Soon™."

  • 02.09.2006 2:50 AM PDT
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Outer limits: He controls the horizontal & the vertical.

  • 02.09.2006 4:19 AM PDT

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