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Subject: What if you bought a Scarab?

I would show it off eveywhere.

  • 06.09.2011 2:02 PM PDT

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i would take it to sand box make a base and horde it lol

  • 06.09.2011 4:36 PM PDT

If I bought a scarab... I would probably have the US Government down my throat demanding to know where I got such advanced technology. Then I'd be locked in a cell for the rest of my life because they don't want it getting out that such a thing exists.

Thus ends the era of burrito.

  • 06.09.2011 4:47 PM PDT

I would drive it to Bungies HQ and be like
ohai

  • 06.09.2011 5:14 PM PDT

I'm talking about the H2 Scarab that can be driven. I would walk it over to the Middle East and it would fight in Afghanistan. No way Coalition would lose then.

  • 06.09.2011 6:11 PM PDT

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

If I had a scarab, I would hold the world ransom, and demand that all female adult film stars be taken aboard. I would them strip them all down, and remove their brest implants. Their fate no longer matters to me. I would then melt down all the silicone in the implants and use them for a mold to make a 30 foot statue of a rather beautiful nose. And require them to be at all world attractions. Statue of Liberty? Expect a nose. Great Pyramid? Nosing that tetrahydron up. All the noses would have multiple hidden cameras placed on them, so I could be "Nosy." And ultimately expaose all the secrets of the world and achieve global power.



And add a Hot Pocket dispenser.



[Edited on 06.09.2011 6:24 PM PDT]

  • 06.09.2011 6:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Radioactive553
If I had a scarab, I would hold the world ransom, and demand that all female adult film stars be taken aboard. I would them strip them all down, and remove their brest implants. Their fate no longer matters to me. I would then melt down all the silicone in the implants and use them for a mold to make a 30 foot statue of a rather beautiful nose. And require them to be at all world attractions. Statue of Liberty? Expect a nose. Great Pyramid? Nosing that tetrahydron up. All the noses would have multiple hidden cameras placed on them, so I could be "Nosy." And ultimately expaose all the secrets of the world and achieve global power.



And add a Hot Pocket dispenser.



This is what Jesus would do.

  • 06.09.2011 6:45 PM PDT

you can drive the h3 scarab

  • 06.09.2011 7:06 PM PDT
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Extract it's beam and use it to make money as an arm's dealer. Or I could be a scammer and sell counterfeit scarab guns.

Or use it to start World War III, like in those Cold war movies (i.e. The Sum of All Fears, the Fourth Protocol), while I sit back in a mansion (which I hijacked and booted out the owner) and watch the news all day.

Yes, Sliding the 'friendly' Ghost is now Sliding the 'twisted' Ghost. ;)

[Edited on 06.09.2011 7:47 PM PDT]

  • 06.09.2011 7:44 PM PDT