I am the best thing that ever happened to you
a kitten firing bazooka, a gun that causes mental retardation, a device that attracts angry bears, suicide bomber vests, cattle prods, boomerangs, a chainsaw firing machine gun, a chainsaw launching crossbow, rocket propelled exploding chainsaws, the gun from blade runner, the gun from Hellboy, a gun that fires A.I.Ds, a gun that fires angry bees, a bazooka that fires bees nests, a cordless drill, a fully automatic solid gold shotgun with breasts, a land mine that looks a child screaming for help, a gun that causes bowl movements and is on fire, a gravity hammer that looks like a hockey stick, rocket propelled beavers and gun that shoots rainbows that cause cancer.