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Subject: Video game war!!!!!!
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Ok this is alot like laser war except it is using video game characters. The scenario is Samus, MC, , the guy from doom3, a few marines(from Aliens),are at the mars research center and have to fight off(working together) all the zombies and monsters from doom 3, the flood, and Aliens from the movie Aliens. They have to find a way off, and destroy the base. Have fun.

Rules: NO: flaming, changing the subject, spamming, random posts, posting things off topic, or totally unbelievable things.

[Edited on 8/31/2004 8:25:52 PM]

  • 08.30.2004 11:38 PM PDT
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I'm sorry but was this a question of some sort?

  • 08.31.2004 1:26 AM PDT
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No it's not a question you guys are supposed to make a story type thing.

  • 08.31.2004 1:37 AM PDT
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cant you make it yourself? :P

  • 08.31.2004 2:59 AM PDT
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If you check the Halo movie thread, I posted quite a good offspin there. Tell you what, Ill cut an paste it.

  • 08.31.2004 3:00 AM PDT
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I think you should be one of those extras where in one shot, you are a grunt trying to kick down a door, and in the next shot you are a marine trying to hold the same door closed. And then all of the extras you play survive until the end, and you have to be CGed about 25 times with you fighting yourself in a huge melee, just before the sneaky MC throws in a few plasma grenades and finishes you all off with a few rockets, all whilst he is cloaked cause he plays cheap and circles the movie map grabbing the powerups and best weapons.

Not that I am suggesting that the rocket launcher is the best weapon, by any means, but the MC was expecting a heavy armour presence, due to the fact that you play a few Tankie marines and Tankie grunts, and one of the jackels you play steals a ghost one night on the piss, sneaks it out of camp, and takes it for a joyride, realising when he sobers up that he is screwed if he returns back to base now, so he ends up fighting his own little guerilla war against the humans, becoming an almost mythical figurehead to his covenant bretheren, known only as 'the lone guy what ride the ghost and shoots up those evil humans'.

  • 08.31.2004 3:06 AM PDT
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the biting, freezing wind kicked up through the squad of marines as they piled out of their APC. None of em ever liked leaving their only bit of proctection but when sarge shouts they listen, albeit grudgingly. " cmon you lazy @#%@ get going, dont make me -blam!- slap you back to your mommas on stinking earth". 'Earth, what a hellhole', thought private hawk as he followed his bretheren onward thourgh the cold night to their objective. "hey wahts the name of this #$^@hole planet anyways sarge, i mean if im gonna get fragged here i kinda want to know the name of it". "believe me i dont know..", replied sarge, probably the most badass soldier in the division. Apparently he took out two bugs with his sidearm on his first tour of duty back in 2567. ' #$^# ', thought hawk to himself, 'i just know i could never handle a bug fight'. their objective loomed out of the darkness ahead of them and looked like some kinda star-trek set piece only much more real. " Squad, cut and run, clear the entrance, and remember stay FROSTY marines!!". " I sure as hell am freezing my nuts of sarge so their aint no problem with that". That was private harry the hot headed smart gunner from NY, if anyone could kill a bug it was him.

"go gO GO!!!!", bellowed sarge and they rushed in to set up firepoints in double time.

suddenly a strange alien howl echoed down the corridor entrance. " wtf was that it sounded like someone saying 'WART' ?". " dam bugs cant speak can they sarge?". " no course not soldier must be something else...". "dam xenos must have a bag case of acne eh", joked harry. " im sure he didnt mean a 'wart' you dunb @#$^, probably alien speak for ' i like sucking my dad..."
"ok marines hussle, and watch those blindspots...go secure the rest of the area..", sarge said. " i cant wait", mumbled hawk...


(please continue story...in case you havent already guessed these are marines from the ALIEN universe, so mix it up with other stuff, no spamming or joke stuff plz)





[Edited on 8/31/2004 7:46:44 AM]

  • 08.31.2004 7:46 AM PDT
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Have MC AND SAMUS ATTACK FROM THE NORTH AND SOUTH, WHILE LINK ATTACKS FROM THE BACK. USE THE GUY FROM DOOM AND THE MARINES AS REINFORCEMENTS. SET MINES, GRENADES C4 AND TURRETS IN FRONT OF THE ENTRANCE TO THE BASE. HAVE THE UNREAL GUYS ACT AS BAIT TO DRAW OUT THE FLOOD, ALIENS, ZOMBIES, AND MONSTERS FROM DOOM3. DETONATE THE MINES AND C4. FIRE THE TURRETS AND THROW GRENADES UNTIL THE ENEMY IS DEFEATED.

  • 08.31.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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Gah, is caps-lock part of your plan?

  • 08.31.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lt Devon
Gah, is caps-lock part of your plan?


Pushed it by accident.

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"Hey Sarge." said Hawk. "What the -blam!- do you want soldier" growled Sarge. "Well, I was wondering just why are we going in her and what about our other re-inforcements."said Hawk
"Why are we going in here!!!" said Sarge in an irritated voice. "Cause apparantly this little Mars facility had some problems with the bugs. And Master Chief and that Bounty Hunter the Corps hired...Samus or whatever. Can handle themselves and are securing another entrance. Now why don't you shut ur pie hole and move out!!! C'mon marines GO GO GO!!"

The marines with pulse rifles moved in first, followed by the smartgunners and heavy munitions. "Bugs on our left flank!" Yelled one of the marines. Pulse rifles hammered as Alien screams filled the air. One of the bugs snuck up behind a smartgunner and was about to unleash his inner jaw when the Sarge pulled out his pistol and made short work of him.

After the battle:"Sarge the area is secure with no casualties but a few acid wounds."said a marine "Good good"sad the Sarge "now let's set up an-" "Sarge we have a survivor!"said Hawk. As a medic went over to the bloody man on the ground he felt his pulse...and there was none. "Sir he's dead-oh god get it off me!"said the medic. "Open fire!!" yelled the Srage. The smartgunners opened fire on the apparant zombie, and he fell. "Marine are you alright?!" growled the Sarge. Yes but...sir that man was already dead....he had no pulse."said the medic. Just as that was said another creature burst though the door, but it was no bug! And it hurled fireballs. "I don't know what that thing is but for god sake shoot it marines!!!!" Screamed the Sarge.

Please continue:

  • 08.31.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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Then some guy said, "Oh, I get it, that is an imp, from Doom 3. That's wierd." Then he gets eaten by a flying demon baby. After which everyone shares laughs and a cold beer with satan.

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"Look! It's Mel Gibson!" Satan looks away and Samus sucker-punches him. She then gets down and dirty with the Chief. They live happily ever after.

[Edited on 8/31/2004 1:23:04 PM]

  • 08.31.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin B
Then some guy said, "Oh, I get it, that is an imp, from Doom 3. That's wierd." Then he gets eaten by a flying demon baby. After which everyone shares laughs and a cold beer with satan.


Nice

  • 08.31.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: ajenteks
"Look! It's Mel Gibson!" Satan looks away and Samus sucker-punches him. She then gets down and dirty with the Chief. They live happily ever after.


And have a thousand bad-ass babies. (Because MC likes the sex.)

Let's start a new one from here about the babies.

  • 08.31.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin B

Let's start a new one from here about the babies.


One of them grows up and becomes the Halo Pope. That's the coolest.

  • 08.31.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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C'mon you guys let's actually write a story and NOT SPAM!!!!

  • 08.31.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: DrummDragon
C'mon you guys let's actually write a story and NOT SPAM!!!!


its called a sequel

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Posted by: DrummDragon
C'mon you guys let's actually write a story and NOT SPAM!!!!


How is any of that spam. We continued the story.

  • 08.31.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: DrummDragon
C'mon you guys let's actually write a story and NOT SPAM!!!!


The Halo Pope, John Jr., walked into a bar and sat down next to a Halo Rabai. The bartender asks them, "What do you want to dri... hey, what is this, some kind of joke!?"

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The Halo Pope then says,"YOU DARE TO DEFY THE HOLY RELICS!" and proceeds to smite the bartender, and drink all of his beer.(But not the Keystone.)

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When he's finished with the beer, he says, "Don't -blam!- with the Halo Pope."

  • 08.31.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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He then goes on a killing spree in liberty city, killing many prostitutes

  • 08.31.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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And then the Prophets came. And brought the Chief's children into their fold, a new bond called the Covenant. And then somehow they go back in time and the Master Chief was really fighting his own children the whole time!!

  • 08.31.2004 1:49 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

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Posted by: Assassin B

Let's start a new one from here about the babies.


One of them grows up and becomes the Halo Pope. That's the coolest.


and the Halo pope grows up studying the Halo Bible

[Edited on 8/31/2004 1:53:36 PM]

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