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the biting, freezing wind kicked up through the squad of marines as they piled out of their APC. None of em ever liked leaving their only bit of proctection but when sarge shouts they listen, albeit grudgingly. " cmon you lazy @#%@ get going, dont make me -blam!- slap you back to your mommas on stinking earth". 'Earth, what a hellhole', thought private hawk as he followed his bretheren onward thourgh the cold night to their objective. "hey wahts the name of this #$^@hole planet anyways sarge, i mean if im gonna get fragged here i kinda want to know the name of it". "believe me i dont know..", replied sarge, probably the most badass soldier in the division. Apparently he took out two bugs with his sidearm on his first tour of duty back in 2567. ' #$^# ', thought hawk to himself, 'i just know i could never handle a bug fight'. their objective loomed out of the darkness ahead of them and looked like some kinda star-trek set piece only much more real. " Squad, cut and run, clear the entrance, and remember stay FROSTY marines!!". " I sure as hell am freezing my nuts of sarge so their aint no problem with that". That was private harry the hot headed smart gunner from NY, if anyone could kill a bug it was him.

"go gO GO!!!!", bellowed sarge and they rushed in to set up firepoints in double time.

suddenly a strange alien howl echoed down the corridor entrance. " wtf was that it sounded like someone saying 'WART' ?". " dam bugs cant speak can they sarge?". " no course not soldier must be something else...". "dam xenos must have a bag case of acne eh", joked harry. " im sure he didnt mean a 'wart' you dunb @#$^, probably alien speak for ' i like sucking my dad..."
"ok marines hussle, and watch those blindspots...go secure the rest of the area..", sarge said. " i cant wait", mumbled hawk...


(please continue story...in case you havent already guessed these are marines from the ALIEN universe, so mix it up with other stuff, no spamming or joke stuff plz)



"well here goes...", and hawk tried to pre


"Hey Sarge." said Hawk. "What the -blam!- do you want soldier" growled Sarge. "Well, I was wondering just why are we going in her and what about our other re-inforcements."said Hawk
"Why are we going in here!!!" said Sarge in an irritated voice. "Cause apparantly this little Mars facility had some problems with the bugs. And Master Chief and that Bounty Hunter the Corps hired...Samus or whatever. Can handle themselves and are securing another entrance. Now why don't you shut ur pie hole and move out!!! C'mon marines GO GO GO!!"

The marines with pulse rifles moved in first, followed by the smartgunners and heavy munitions. "Bugs on our left flank!" Yelled one of the marines. Pulse rifles hammered as Alien screams filled the air. One of the bugs snuck up behind a smartgunner and was about to unleash his inner jaw when the Sarge pulled out his pistol and made short work of him.

After the battle:"Sarge the area is secure with no casualties but a few acid wounds."said a marine "Good good"sad the Sarge "now let's set up an-" "Sarge we have a survivor!"said Hawk. As a medic went over to the bloody man on the ground he felt his pulse...and there was none. "Sir he's dead-oh god get it off me!"said the medic. "Open fire!!" yelled the Srage. The smartgunners opened fire on the apparant zombie, and he fell. "Marine are you alright?!" growled the Sarge. Yes but...sir that man was already dead....he had no pulse."said the medic. Just as that was said another creature burst though the door, but it was no bug! And it hurled fireballs. "I don't know what that thing is but for god sake shoot it marines!!!!" Screamed the Sarge.

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Over at the other entrance, the MC and Samus were under attack by a huge wave of Flood. They just kept of coming. Soon, there was a wall of corpses between the Flood and the hero team. The flood were growling and splattering all around the wall, but couldnt get through.

"They cant get through" said the MC "Unless they have-"

A rocket blew a hole through the wall and the floodgates opened.

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"I'm almost out of ammo!" said MC to Samus. "I'm down to my blaster and out of everything else!" said Samus to MC. When suddenly a few HE grenades and a rocket were hurled into the flood, and a chaingun started tearing up the rest. After all the flood in the room were killed, MC and Samus turned around to greet the person who had helped them. "Are you the rescue team?" asked the new person. "Yes" said MC, "are you the onloy survivor? And who are you?" "I am a security marine here at Alpha labs....there are a few other squads in Delta labs...but I have not been able to reach them since the portal to hell was opened"said the security guard(guy from doom 3). "What do you mean opened a gateway to hell?" asked MC. "Well other than the experiments with the flood, and xenomorphs, the scientists here at the UAC have opened a gateway to HELL!!"" said the guy from doom 3. "Speak of the devil!" said MC. As a hell knight entered the room.

Please continue: Perhaps with the marines from the other part of the story(read the other posts).

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C'mon someone add something to the story, it doesn't have to be long.

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( you can count on me dragon :) )

"...so um, now the human race has to fight these 'flood' things too! wtf???, and i was just getting used to the idea that i will be dismembered by a bug...darn". "quit your bellyaching soldier", mumbled sarge, "its just as bad for the rest of us as it is for you". " i was really looking forward to wasting some bugs, but NOW i have to save my skin from 1. hellspawn, 2. something called the 'covenant', and 3. sarge's godam BO!!!", groaned private harry jokingly. "RIGHT, THATS IT!!! harry your on point biatch!!!", bellowed sarge. " Huzzah!!", replied harry.

as harry stepped through the next doorway a searing burst of alien light shot over his head. he moaned and fell, collapsing like a towel falling from someones body. " @%^^". get cover marines!!!", sarge said, ducking into a nearby space to avoid a plasma blast. " LETS ROCK", bellowed the rest of the squad in unison sending a volley of bullets and shrapnel towards the enemy position. Hawk ran to where harry fell and assessed his wounds. he was lucky, the blast just burnt his hair off and there was no serious tissue damage, he was unconcious though and a firefight was no place for someone in that condition...

(please continue)

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"Masterchief there is an urgent radio message from the marines at the front entrance," said Cortana. "I'm going to put it on speaker so we all can hear it" RADIO: Master Chief come in, we've encountered some new kind of hostile, they used plasma weaponry and...some of them have a shielding mechanism. We've beaten most of them back but those damn things with the mandibles are hard to killl-oh god.....wort wort wort!!...take a rocket you bastard, ha shields can't take that now can they...Sarge all new hostiles in the area have been eliminated. Good, Well Masterchief, Samus if you can hear me I think it's a good idea if you meet us here, this area is secure and we have several sentry guns set up. "Damn apparantly the covenant are here for the research projects on the mars center" stated Cortana. "Well let's meet with the marines at the LZ, Samus, Blake(the security guy from doom 3), I recomend using plasma or energy weapons on the covenant." "Blake show us the way to where the marines are, now let's go" said MC.


Somewhere at the heart of Mars research center: "Keep it sharp men, we don't know what devices these humans are up to. Just look for the egg chamber." barked the Elite. "I think we've found it." said a trembling grunt. There in front of the group of covenant was the queen, laying hundreds of eggs by the hour. But there were dead humans around.......but they were alive somehow....and being used several times as incubators until they were of no use. The small group of covenant were surrounded......by alot of xenomorphs....and in the queen chambers. "I think I wet myself" said a small Grunt.

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"Okay marines" yelled the Sarge " It looks like we have a few re-inforcements coming this way. The MC, Samus, and a security marine by the name of Blake are all coming to this position so you panzies can take a nap or two" "Aww but Harry's already taking one" said one of the marines in a baby voice. "That's it I've had enough lip from you soldier!!" bellowed the Sarge. "Why don't you and that smartgunner from NY just go set up some sentry guns on our perimiter" "Sir..." said one of the marines in a trembling voice "There's something behind you..." As an Alien drone was climbing the wall behind the Sarge, about to attack, the Sarge pulled out his shotgun, slung it on his shoulder and fired. Killing the big bad bug. "Any questions..."asked the Sarge "Now that's only the a scout, so the hive now knows our location. Luckily the MC and his crew should be here shortly, so marines, get ready for some actual combat!!!" RADIO: Sarge this is Cortana, we are almost to your position but are being followed by a large group of alien drones. And my sensors indicate a large group of hellspawn coming your way from the south and they should get there the same time we do.
"You heard the lady marines!!! Lock and load for combat!!!!" yelled the Sarge

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"...great i love being completely surrounded by vicious xenos...", said hawk as he got into a firepoint position. He could hear the hellspawn charging through the pitch darkness, their teeth chattering with excitement for the impending slaughter." ok squad, dont let em get close enough to take us out in hand to hand!!", called out sarge, "make sure none of them bastartds gets through the minigun crosssfire". "on it sarge", replied hawk, slamming a new clip into his pulse carbine. He also had a starnge 'covenant' weapon that fired blue pasma that he picked up from a frying xeno earlier. He thought it would come in handy and soemone he knew he awas right... "OK less then 1 click away guys", shouted Barnes, the tech specialist. "Trackers on men!!!", ordered sarge and as hawk switched his on, a massive blur of life lept on to the small screen. " #@$^@ me sarge we got @#$^%@ loads of hostiles moving in rapidly from north- north eastly direction im counting more than 30".

"ok men this is what you were trained for, let EM HAVE IT". the squad opened up on the ravaging horde of beasts cutting the first wave down easily. as was expected they just kept comingon throught though and this was where hawk came in. he picked up the stragglers and the ones that seemed to be a bit smarter than the rest of the group, firing short accurate bursts with his rifle. they were relatively easy pickings, but hawk knew that if a few got past through their line they would be goners. the hellspawn exploded in showers of flesh and bone carpeting the already grimmy floor with intestinal tracts and severed limbs. it was disgusting, hawk tried to keep his core breakfest down...

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As Masterchief, Samus, and Blake rounded the corner they came face to face with a lone sentry gun, that was set to kill. It pointed right at them and fired! Killing one of the Aliens that was right behind Samus. But there were more...many more, and the sentry only had so many rounds in it. "C'mon we've got to keep moving!" barked the Chief. "This sentry should hold back the xenos while we meet up with 1st squad" So the three ran, listening to the bullets of the sentry fire behind them, and the Alien's high pitched screams of pain. Until it stoped and the sentry was torn to pieces. "Okay the marines are behind this next door.... but so are alot of hellspawn" said Cortana. After the door was locked the 3 of them turned around to come face to face with two hellknights(the things that are on the cover of doom3). "Chief I have an idea" said Cortana. "The xenomorphs are going to burst though this door in a matter of minutes, but if we leave one of the hellknights alive, but wounded, it should help slow them down." "I sure hope you're right cortana, cause those things just noticed us" said the chief. As the first hellknight started to charge Samus let out a twin blast from her rockets, it only slowed it down. "Move out and flank"barked MC as he started to circle the giant creatures. Bullets rang and hit the hellknights, but even as they were surrounded they charged. One of them picked Samus up and was about to brake her in two as she rolled into a ball and MC stuck a plasma grenade to his back. Just then the Alien horde broke through the door and enveloped the hellknight. But the beast would not go quietly. "Chief there's our distraction now let's move through the other door."said Cortana. As the hellknight battled the bugs in a losing battle, Samus, MC and Blake made it though the other door to the marines. "Gald you guys could finally join the party!" bellowed the Sarge over the noise of gunfire.

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out side of the base..... a small squd of troppers move tourd the sonds of fighting "lt.rayzak ehy do we did we have to come here any way??" privet dizzy flores asakd but just then a tanker bug came up frome behind the hill it was hiding behind and brund cropl. biderys arme off.

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them a bunch of drunk grunts began to shoot each other. Kentuckians arrived from the west to find the origins of their (the Kentuckians') family tree and why it didn't fork (I am half Ketuckian, so i can say that).

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