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Subject: The Official List of TKers.
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This was originally posted by me on =PAT= Forums. I'd think it would be good to let the Maw community aware of this list to make players be aware of these TKers and know who to watch out for, note I periodically update this list, but only on =PAT= Forums. to save me the trouble. The link is here K-121s official TKer list

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This is my list of TKers that I have seen roaming servers with teampkay. Some are less frequent than others, so I will list them as frequency of appearance, Beside, I will state which servers I have seen him on, and his/her behaviour.

Jan 31. Update: I shall now classify Behaviour in three categories.
1. ME: ME TKers are not limited to the (ME)=Clan. I just used that name to refer to the infamous ME King, ME Moron, ME EMO, and ME SWIFTO, the four ME musketeers. What the basically do is TK 3x, leave, use DirectIP and join back to reset their TKs. They also dont speak.
2. Trashbag: Trashbag TKers are rare. They actually speak. They spit in ur face if you get Tked, and then the do corepse humps and stuff, they are byfar the most annoying types of TKers ever!
3. Slip'nRun: Slips are not TKers themselves, but they do attack teammates. They get them riled up so they get autobanned, having the same effect as a ME TKer.


* This teamkiller is often impersonated. Usually, the impersonations are good guys that help stop TKers. Obviously the ones who TK and talk are the people themselves.

(ME)=KING He is probably the most hated Tker of all time in Halo PC.
Behaviour: ME. If he speaks,. it is probably an impersonator.
Servers: EU-Bungie All, Bungie All.

(ME)=MORON* He is not as bas as the aforementioned, but beware, he still TKs and resets. Sometimes he speaks, but that means he's an impostor.
Behaviour: ME. Most commonly imposterated ME Member.
Servers: Eu Bungie All, Bungie All.

Chief Funk (not the original) Another TKer. Not affiliated with ME, but follows the same pattern. He is also known to impostor [DA] and =PAT= Members.
Behaviour: ME. Also Impostors.
Servers: Almost all Teamgames.

(ME)=SWIFTO He is one of the newer ME Tkers only appearing a week or two ago. His pattern is the same, but appears with less frequency. Something odd, the time it takes for him to reset is longer than ME Kings. THis could possible mean he is playing in person.
Behaviour: ME. Much the same as other ME goons. His name was formerly "Swiftoak" as noted by Carnifx DA one time. (Update, SWIFTO has found the ability to use DirectIP like all ME goons do now)
Servers: Oddly not on EU. Stays on the Bungie Hub 6-8, but sometimes I see him on 1 and 2.

(ME)=EMO*: I only saw him once on EU a month ago, but at that time he followed the pattern of TKs King and Swifto does.
Behaviour: ME. But rarely seen.
Servers: EU. Possible others, but I have not seen him.

A TKer: Not affiliated with ME, he does TK. He plays in person and speaks, usually shouting insults at those who get mad at him. I saw him in EW Ferret Clan and EU Bungie. He was banned quickly. But he returns.
Behaviour: Trashbag.
Servers: Bungie but mostly anywhere with 10+ people on them.

Mr Roboto: Doesnt speak. Last I saw him he was in Infinity on BUNGIE 7. He followed the same pattern as ME, but his reset time delay is again, meaning he plays in person.
Behaviour: Trashbag.

¦TK Police¦: I don't know much about him. I saw him once in a Bungie Server. He didnt last long.
Behaviour: Trashbag. Stays near base at all time, TKing in noobish ways (hvys, shee running)
Servers: Everywhere.

{CerialTK}: Other. Don't know much either. Saw him twice in an [AoV] server. Unlike ME goons, he tks 3 times, but stops until the next game.
Behaviour: Common.
Servers: Clanservers, and EU.

+{TK}+Scias: I have seen him quite a fre wimes, and I tell you he talks trash and TKs, watch it, hes a piece of ----. He also resets. He aslo goes by the name 41gpng4u (something like that) when he is on his second account he just annoys us by pressing "3" all the time. Probably his age too lol.
Behaviour: Trashbag.
Servers: All Bungie.


A_Tk'er: I discovered him yesterday. He follows the same pattern of ME Tkers, but he trashtalks the same and uses IP jump to reset. After I pwned him and scias they both left. Do not confuse him with the other TKer. They are two diffrent people.
Behaviour: TrashME.
Servers: Bungie 1-8.


Nig----Dave: Ruthless and Racist. All I can say. He follows the pattern of ME, but trashtalks a bunch of bs. Saw him twice on Bungie 7 and Bungie 3.
Behaviour: TrashME.
Servers: Bungie and Eu-Bungie.


{ME}=DON:A Wannabe. You can tell with the wrong brackets. He is also a new ME, less frewuent than Swifto and King, BUT he still Tks. He also goes by [ME]DON and TK-DON.
Behaviour: ME.
Servers: Bungie 6.


Harraru: Reported by Carnifex on Bungie Forums. I saw him too. He usually TKs, but he doesnt do it as often, hios main goal is getting you banned. He stops in front of your veichle, so you run him over this getting yourself a TK and one step closer to an autoban.
Behaviour: Slip'nRun/ME.
Servers: Bungie 1-8. Follows peopel around if he feels he'e getting attention from them.


+{TK}+NTAvn: Scias' pal in crime. At first, I heard only rumors of his existence, but today ihis existence is real. He does TK, and Trashtalk much like his counterpart
Behaviour: ME/Trashbag.
Servers: All Bungie.
Note to Nick: NTAvn has signed up for =PAT=. Use ccaution, if he TKs, excecute him with forum ninjas

%MARGARINE%: Mouthy, Tker. Period.
Behaviour: ME/Trashbag.
Servers: All Bungie.

If you find any TKers, do not hesitate to tell me.






[Edited on 3/2/2006]

  • 02.12.2006 4:38 PM PDT
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this is all pretty pointless just to have their names. The only way that something can be done is to get their IP addresses. Someone from bungie would have to be playing, find that persons name and see them tk'ing. Then theyd need to find their ip address.

alot of work, and i dont hink much can be done about it. if you see tk'ers, just quit. Its not like you have ranks or anything.

  • 02.12.2006 5:09 PM PDT
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they can change their names to something else and then start tk'ing again. The list could go on for millions of people. Its pointless without the IP

i get what you mean by watching out for them, but still even if you see them you cant do anything about it.

  • 02.12.2006 6:50 PM PDT
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Sure. Get their IP, post it on this forum and some computer-adept forum goers will probably bring their computers down. The mods will Definitely allow that.

As much as TKers suck, I don't think they're even worth a lifted finger in effort. Let them have their sadistical fun.

  • 02.12.2006 7:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: me15ter
Sure. Get their IP, post it on this forum and some computer-adept forum goers will probably bring their computers down. The mods will Definitely allow that.

As much as TKers suck, I don't think they're even worth a lifted finger in effort. Let them have their sadistical fun.


You could just get anyones IP then and post it, and get them banned. Its not going to be easy to get people banned.

  • 02.12.2006 7:27 PM PDT

What do you mean by, Chief Funk (not the original) ?

Oh and I never, ever impostored to be any [DA] members so you need to fix that, I did =PAT= members only, so please fix that, thank you.

[Edited on 2/12/2006]

  • 02.12.2006 9:59 PM PDT
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Funk, not the originnal. YOU are the one and only Chief Funk. Remember? You use alt characters. The person on the list is NOT you. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  • 02.13.2006 9:12 AM PDT
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is there really that big a problem with tk

  • 02.23.2006 6:34 PM PDT
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They can't IP ban since they are always changing.

  • 02.23.2006 7:55 PM PDT

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i know this is pretty crazy, but there is a shop called TK Maxx, and i co-insidently saw someone called that Tking... PURELY CO-INCIDENTAL, i think, and you?

  • 02.24.2006 7:47 AM PDT
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Personally I think this list is a god thing because I've noticed alot of new people starting to play Halo PC and this list lets them know what tking is all about and that most of us are against it . It also helps to encourage new people and those who've come back to keep playing.
Stick it to them PAT clan . Tkers can all suck it .
-Carnifex

[Edited on 2/24/2006]

  • 02.24.2006 7:56 AM PDT

Node its pretty sad, if you let something that happens in a game affect you that much. You must not have a life what so ever. I admit I get pissed by it, but not that much, and I certainly don't let it affect my life, when I get off Halo, I don't even think about it. So you serious either need to just let it go, or you need to get help from a well trained professional. Now I am not saying these things to offend you, I just think its sad if you let what happens on Halo get to you that much.

  • 03.01.2006 5:15 AM PDT
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I like TKers. They give you a deficit in points, and then you get them booted from the game. I like challanges, maybe we should vote for a game of odds. By the way have you seen this short film,
a Freaking Classic !

[Edited on 3/1/2006]

  • 03.01.2006 8:44 AM PDT
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Sheesh Node what has DA clan done to you now . As I remember due to the asswipe impersonating our members you suddenly began ripping us in this forum not the other way around and now due to your rants (which I do enjoy) like me you have picked up your own fake Node fan club which does suck but it isn't mine or DA clans fault. Which is one of the reasons I've taken a break from Halo there are way too many petty and vindictive people on it , way too -blam!- many for a frigging video game . But I can't blame Node for being pissed ,I just think his anger is misplaced.
-Carnifex

  • 03.01.2006 8:53 AM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

Yeah. Two i've seen running around the Bungie CTF servers.
%MARGARINE%, and suckmyLOL.
Marg plays, but he will tk if he gets bored. lol will just tk and then mouth off to anyone who complains.
BTW..You need the CD key, not the IP address of the players.

  • 03.02.2006 7:19 AM PDT
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Okay Margi ill add. This list is only for major TKers.

  • 03.02.2006 9:14 AM PDT