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Subject: Wanna hear a Halo Joke?

"Why do Halo players always get overdue/late fees?"

"Because they never go back to The Library."

  • 06.15.2011 2:50 PM PDT

I lol'd.

  • 06.15.2011 2:52 PM PDT

-Seriously, who uses a signature?

not bad. and its original. i like it.

  • 06.15.2011 2:52 PM PDT

I was looking up a song from Halo: CE and found it as one of the top comments. Thought I'd pass it on. Ha.

  • 06.15.2011 2:53 PM PDT

Im txgrim4 (Grim, Grimmy, Grimsta), i have been playing xboxlive for 9 years, evr since day 1 of Halo:CE til now. I love H2, that and Halo 1 are my favs. Im a Halologist when it comes to the Bungie/Halo Universe. Ive also played Marathon Series, ONI, and Myth Series. I live in Texas, Play Football, and cant wait for Halo 4!

OMG lol thats a great one, seriously man, only H1 players will know what you mean lol

  • 06.15.2011 2:53 PM PDT

Head Down/ Chin Up!

Possibly the ONLY Halo joke I have ever heard!

Nice one!

  • 06.15.2011 2:54 PM PDT

Out of the sky, Into the flames

Made my day

  • 06.15.2011 3:04 PM PDT
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I don't know if it was b/c of how random this thread was..or if it was really that humorous..

But it's been 10 minutes and i still can't stop laughing but mentally i tell myself that it wasn't that funny.

  • 06.15.2011 3:09 PM PDT

This is actually the stupidest thing ever posted on B.net:

Posted by: the omega man117
Why does everyone hate Halo 2? Maybe its because its the worst game ever next to mario.

I liked this one:

"Your Momma is sooo fat, she fell through the map and killed the Guardians."

Woot!

  • 06.15.2011 3:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Super PolarBear
I liked this one:

"Your Momma is sooo fat, she fell through the map and killed the Guardians."

Woot!


I rofl'd

  • 06.15.2011 3:16 PM PDT