"That was the worst throw ever. Of all time."
"Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way."
Posted by: Gamer3427
(Supports your laziness by having my robot grab me another Dr. Pepper)
(Tells mother to pick me up a 3-liter of Mountain Dew from Walmart, then goes back to eating chips, ice cream, cake, cookies, brownies, and muffins, while not getting any fatter, because I am a badass Canadian that actually isn't Canadian, but it actually half-American and half-English, a fact that nobody will care to know and will just bypass.)