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Subject: Whats the funniest message you recieved in Reach?

I was playing Elite Slayer on Utopie and I got an invincible in the banshee. A guy on the other team rage quit and then sent me this Voice Message.

He was complaining that I was killing him with the banshee. Here is the Game Summary. I challenged him to 1v1 but he didn't accept my game invite

I wasn't mad, the message just made me laugh. Funny how some people take things so seriously.

[Edited on 06.17.2011 8:12 AM PDT]

  • 06.16.2011 9:39 PM PDT

Got a message from a kid asking me to delete someone on my friends list so he could add me. My list was full(100 friends.)

  • 06.16.2011 9:40 PM PDT

Red vs. blue all the way bow chica bow wow

i was messing with a 50 in halo 3 and he said this "WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB YOU MOM MY B1TCH"

  • 06.16.2011 9:41 PM PDT
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Some random voice message asking me to join a boosting party.

  • 06.16.2011 9:41 PM PDT

smoke weed everday

"Nice game Phuqmonkey"

[Edited on 06.16.2011 9:42 PM PDT]

  • 06.16.2011 9:41 PM PDT

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Mine when some 8 year old sent me a voice message saying in a sing song voice, "HIYO MY NAME IS JACKO AND YOUR NOOBISHNESS MAKES ME THING YOUS AN A** HOLE". This "noobishness" being me Sniping him down when he was Banshee Whoring.

  • 06.16.2011 9:41 PM PDT

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"Will you please help me with [insert mission here] for the LASO challenge?"

  • 06.16.2011 9:42 PM PDT

"Don't go following causes. They'll just break your heart. When idealism meets reality, it's rarely reality that backs down."

Michael Liberty, UNN

Starcraft Universe

Some guy challenging me to a 1v1 over messaging after I blocked him from PMing me.

I don't have time for 1v1, and it serves no purpose and proves nothing, so don't bug me with these grudge matches to try to fix your damaged ego.

  • 06.16.2011 9:42 PM PDT

http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/forever-alone-gu y-painting.jpg

f**k you hacker, i'm reporting you!


i was shooting thorugh the blue glass on boardwalk's skybridge w/ a sniper. The world's best kept not-so-secret trick. i love it.

  • 06.16.2011 9:42 PM PDT

It's not my fault that I'm better than you.

It went something like this:

WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NICE AIIIIIIIIIMMMMMBOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!one!

  • 06.16.2011 9:44 PM PDT

You better close this sig when your done.

I have a, "Wall of Shame" Its where I take pictures of people in the act of betraying me so when they check their, "Screenshots of You" section it will be forever tainted with their noobness.

One of the guys I took a picture of decided to send me a message: "dudddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not the wall of shame duddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeplease forgive me duuuuuuuddddddddddeeeeeeee"

I think its pretty funny that my idea is working.

  • 06.16.2011 9:44 PM PDT
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"Yer armor fockin sux."

I responded with "LMAO!"

Then he sent me a very dirty voice message with lots of profanity.

  • 06.16.2011 9:47 PM PDT

I like teh vidya gamzz

This was from some 10 year olds.
I will type it as I see it.

" OMG BUNGEE EMPLOYEE CAN I PLEAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEE HAVE THE BLUE FLAMES OR THE HAUNTED HELMET I AM REALLY GOOD SO I SHOULD GET IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I LOVE REACH BTW!"

I was then harrassed by many friend requests.

I think I love these blue flame for teh lulz ( I like to represent bungie ) but the little kids get annoying

  • 06.16.2011 9:48 PM PDT

With each stroke of my blade, i shall paint the fields red
This... will be my masterpiece

"You f***ing p***y"

after i assasinated a guy 3 times in a row

i proceeded to assasinate him again followed by a whole minute of teabagging

  • 06.16.2011 9:58 PM PDT

I was being assassinated and a team-mate got a showstopper for helping me.

After the game, the guy who failed at assassinating me sent me a message saying: I hope you know I reported you and your friend. I assassinated you, you should have died.

I replied: Maybe if you were more focused on getting kills rather than showboating you'd have gotten the kill and not have shown how much of a poor sport you are.

  • 06.16.2011 10:01 PM PDT

Since CE. 2001 all the way.

"I got your MAC address hacker."
No joke, I laughed my ass off.

[Edited on 06.16.2011 10:03 PM PDT]

  • 06.16.2011 10:02 PM PDT

This 12 year old kid asked me for a free map pack when I was wearing Blue Flames and Bungie Nameplate. Was pretty funny actually lol.

  • 06.16.2011 10:03 PM PDT


Fafamelon
Mine when some 8 year old sent me a voice message saying in a sing song voice, "HIYO MY NAME IS JACKO AND YOUR NOOBISHNESS MAKES ME THING YOUS AN A** HOLE". This "noobishness" being me Sniping him down when he was Banshee Whoring.[
Posted by: Fafamelon
Mine when some 8 year old sent me a voice message saying in a sing song voice, "HIYO MY NAME IS JACKO AND YOUR NOOBISHNESS MAKES ME THING YOUS AN A** HOLE". This "noobishness" being me Sniping him down when he was Banshee Whoring.

  • 06.16.2011 10:04 PM PDT
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So many to name but a recent one I got was:

"Duuuuude come jion my MOD lobby for soem cool stuuff like th hunted helm. or loads of creds and secret armor"

His exact words.If you can call them words.

  • 06.16.2011 10:05 PM PDT

Some guy in my clan said the reason he couldn't show up for a matchmaking session was because he was getting married in 50 minutes. I can tell you right now that's total BS.

  • 06.16.2011 10:06 PM PDT

hahahaha someone's jell-o

  • 06.16.2011 10:06 PM PDT

Alistair Theirin is the most delicious temptation since chocolate.

Got a message from a guy talking strangely (spoke as if he was whispering) asking me to moan for him (as a voice message). Was having a stressful day that time, the laugh helped significantly.

  • 06.16.2011 10:08 PM PDT

"nice aimbot dude"

  • 06.16.2011 10:10 PM PDT
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I got a message that said this "Im a bungie employee I'm gonna ban you"after I teabagged him 15+ times in a game of grifball

  • 06.16.2011 10:10 PM PDT

I received a message while playing reach from a guy asking ppl to join his quick scope/no scope private match on BLOPs. I decided not to reply

  • 06.16.2011 10:11 PM PDT