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Subject: Whats the funniest message you recieved in Reach?
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

'hey rnt u from bnet? lol tnx 4 tbaggin me'.

Didn't think anybody knew me. I guess I'm famous or something. Probably because I'm such a prick.

  • 10.07.2011 7:51 PM PDT

I'm glad you cared to look at this box with letters. Lets hang out sometime! :D

I won a match using a shotgun as my last resort by 1 point. The guy in 2nd place sent me a message saying "Learn how to use a real weapon." And I replied "Stop using AL and I will." He was mad.

  • 10.07.2011 7:55 PM PDT

Posted by: Darkside Eric
So basically... Waypoint is pro-vanilla?

Posted by: Sentox6
Waypoint isn't pro-anything so much as they're just anti-intelligence.

Every game of big team, ever. It's either "woah you guys are awesome!" from a little kid, or "you're bad spawnkilling takes no skill" from some retard, or even "cool aimbot bro" from inexperienced casuals who don't know that Revy sniping exists.

  • 10.07.2011 8:56 PM PDT

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  • 10.07.2011 10:54 PM PDT

i often dont get wierd messages but i got one to joon a custom games tournament, but the random GTs is what has me on the floor laughing

  • 10.07.2011 11:10 PM PDT

spiral out

"Uhhhh... do you uhhhhhh... want to join my clan? We specialize in uhhhhh.... snipers and we pwn noobs every game. You have to bee 9 or older to join"- squeaky voiced warrant officer

  • 10.07.2011 11:20 PM PDT


Posted by: beastage1458
"Uhhhh... do you uhhhhhh... want to join my clan? We specialize in uhhhhh.... snipers and we pwn noobs every game. You have to bee 9 or older to join"- squeaky voiced warrant officer


lol, i get those messages all the time

  • 10.07.2011 11:22 PM PDT

Please don't hype for games...
They'll just fall short of your expectations and you'll complain for months.

Judging from this, I oughta start wearing my blue flames again. Didn't know there were so many kids who don't know what they are.

  • 10.08.2011 7:52 AM PDT

I got one recently, after a game of living dead. My friends and I made our armor pink so we could tell each other apart from everyone else (we were avoiding each other until last as zombies). This one noob kept charging head on at me and afterward i recieved a message saying that I was -blam!- and she was a girl and she didnt even like pink that much. my friends and i laughed and replied that it was breast cancer awareness month (I think someone put something about their relatives having it). No response.

  • 10.29.2011 11:35 PM PDT

Arby n The Chief - THER CANZ BE NLY 1

I had one last night calling me a Camping Noob! It's because I had the sniper on Swordbase, I replyed by mentioning that at one point he was in the lift room with a shotgun.

  • 10.30.2011 12:40 AM PDT

..And I'm gonna round my f.ucks given up to 0.

i was happy when this one time i went 17-2 this game of snipers all snipes a guy messaged me saying
"hey BK whats up with ur aimbot huh? betcha cant snipe me in a 1v1 huh?!" kid was like 10

  • 10.30.2011 12:43 AM PDT

Posted by: The Parasite
I have a, "Wall of Shame" Its where I take pictures of people in the act of betraying me so when they check their, "Screenshots of You" section it will be forever tainted with their noobness.

One of the guys I took a picture of decided to send me a message: "dudddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not the wall of shame duddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeplease forgive me duuuuuuuddddddddddeeeeeeee"

I think its pretty funny that my idea is working.


Best. Idea. Ever. I'm doing this.

  • 10.30.2011 1:24 AM PDT

i get messages about 8yr olds wanting me to join a clan

  • 10.30.2011 1:28 AM PDT

I have so many. My favorite was probably the one that said " I would be honored if you effed my mom, please just eff my whole family." It said a lot more, and differently but it was hilarious. I never heard someone so happy about getting spawnkilled by a banshee.

  • 10.30.2011 2:53 AM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

(After I kept sniping him while I was on a Frenzy)

"u f**kin six yr old hacker nobed w/ ur sh itty aimbot"

I replied with "Umadbro?" Blocked communication but I preferred him :)

[Edited on 10.30.2011 3:05 AM PDT]

  • 10.30.2011 3:04 AM PDT

I wrecked a team of warrant officers....

(In a 6 year old voice)(voice message):You noob, hop off the power weapons, I am MLG pro and can wreck in a 1v1, I was just off of my game today

I 1v1 him, score, 25-6...

  • 10.30.2011 3:57 AM PDT

GINJANINJA2K11

I would like to thank BadVVo1f for this signature!

FPS games FTW!


Posted by: The Parasite
I have a, "Wall of Shame" Its where I take pictures of people in the act of betraying me so when they check their, "Screenshots of You" section it will be forever tainted with their noobness.

One of the guys I took a picture of decided to send me a message: "dudddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not the wall of shame duddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeplease forgive me duuuuuuuddddddddddeeeeeeee"

I think its pretty funny that my idea is working.


YOUR FULL OF WIN!

  • 10.30.2011 4:11 AM PDT

when i obliterated Big Team against jesusapparently we were versing french people what a kame excuse right???

  • 10.30.2011 4:25 AM PDT

and cattiest thunder asking about ninja tests

  • 10.30.2011 4:27 AM PDT

I get kids asking me how I played as a hunter and jackal. :/

  • 10.30.2011 4:39 AM PDT

I sent that to you lol

  • 10.30.2011 5:29 AM PDT

I had a guy tell me I "needed to get more kills to help the team win" because my "n00b @ss almost made the team lose".

Me: 13 kills, 1 death, +12
Him: 17 kills, 26 deaths, -9

We won by 2.

  • 10.30.2011 6:40 AM PDT

some guy sent me a voice message accusing me of boosting with a tactical insertions. i didn't know what he was talking about.

  • 10.30.2011 6:52 AM PDT

"I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable."


Posted by: Tyrant122312
"Will you please help me with [insert mission here] for the LASO challenge?"


ahh, good ole fashioned sarcasm.

Dude accused me of cheating and started saying I had a mod control. Then he had harsh words about my mother and how he intended to end her life abruptly.

He also seemed pleased with the idea of my asphyxiation on his genitalia.

  • 10.30.2011 6:55 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

A long time ago, this kid rage quitted this game of BTB on Hemorage, because I kept on sniping every one, then you sent me a message saying "you should not keep because you are BIG -blam!-"
He was also French. I just laughed at him.

  • 10.30.2011 7:15 AM PDT