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Subject: Whats the funniest message you recieved in Reach?
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can i have blue flames? lol message sent to me while in custom games.Little kid by the way

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  • 06.16.2011 10:13 PM PDT

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I got a voice message from a kid saying quote to quote "I dont care who you are where you i hear you have a ransom i will find you and kill you i have no ransom anywhere anytime" no lie it was pretty weird.

  • 06.16.2011 10:15 PM PDT


Posted by: xSamurai7x
I got a message that said this "Im a bungie employee I'm gonna ban you"after I teabagged him 15+ times in a game of grifball

Lol there are so many times when a little kid claims that he's a bungie employee. Make me laugh.

  • 06.17.2011 8:14 AM PDT
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will you join my clan

  • 06.17.2011 8:15 AM PDT
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Fallen-Angels Clan Leader

i'd have to say me 1v1 anyone that messages me and me wind up winning all the time LOL

  • 06.17.2011 8:16 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

0.99 and only one weekly challenge, that guy makes me chuckle.

Either when I was told that lag was not skill when I had done nothing to the guy at all, I killed him and such but never once claimed I had skill.

Or yesterday when I was betraying in Infection, someone called me a dick, said only god knows how I got my rank and claimed I betrayed just for attention(Seriously?)

I replied to them both with "Problem?" and the voice message guy told me I was a -blam!- because I refused to do a worthless 1v1, I was playing Dead Space 2 at the time and did not want to go back onto Reach, he also claimed he would hack me, put me offline and get me banned, I am still waiting for it to happen.

  • 06.17.2011 8:20 AM PDT

Kids is fat no suprise with that name

  • 06.17.2011 8:22 AM PDT

I miss the good old days of gaming. Back when it was about having fun and people weren't just obsessed with Call Of Duty. People used to play for the adventure, story lines and interesting gameplay, not for getting famous or how good the graphics are .......ugh I wish we could go back to that time... back when getting famous and graphics weren't EVERYTHING to people. Back when the gameplay, storyline and adventure were all that mattered.....those were happier times-OpTic Niko

"I hate you. My black friend is crying because of you. You have no life playing a game you made."

I Lol'd

  • 06.17.2011 8:22 AM PDT

YTMND.COM

Punch The Keyes For God Sake!

"Are you a girl?"

Me: "Yes"

"Are you 20ish?"

Me: "Yes"

"No way! Do you have a BF?"

Me "Yes"

"Oh... that's cool"

  • 06.17.2011 8:23 AM PDT

I received a message saying that I boosted a perfection medal- even though I was running around Asylum with a needler like a madman.

  • 06.17.2011 8:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: WHYTMND
"Are you a girl?"

Me: "Yes"

"Are you 20ish?"

Me: "Yes"

"No way! Do you have a BF?"

Me "Yes"

"Oh... that's cool"


...Wow, desperate much.

  • 06.17.2011 8:27 AM PDT

I think one of the funnier things I got was this guy raging at me for T-Bagging him (I never did by the way, I honestly don't see the point) and was raging hard. So I sent him a message back saying that he needed to calm the -blam!- down, get some glasses, some warm milk, and check that out again because I never did. We went back and forth for awhile until he finally said "Fine, I'm gonna -blam!- go into the theater and get you some -blam!- proof -blam!-."

Still have yet to hear from him... that was a few months ago.

I get a lot of dumb ragers like that too.

  • 06.17.2011 8:27 AM PDT

After I booted someone out on the last second of a big team battle game:

''-blam!- you noob I haet you go -blam!- a duck get a life noob''

  • 06.17.2011 8:27 AM PDT

some1 asked me if i wanted to much on a fat one.i said NO!

  • 06.17.2011 8:29 AM PDT

mine was 2 days ago, someone sending a message to all recent players saying he had a bungie member on his friends list (referring to me and my bungie plate/flames)

  • 06.17.2011 8:30 AM PDT

Call me Stu

STU!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know your a bungie employee.


I lol'd


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  • 06.17.2011 8:33 AM PDT

It was a SWAT match, and my char was a female cause well, who doesn't want to hear the female Noble 6 run? I got a message from a guy who was on my other friend's friend list who was probably 13 or 14. He asked me if I was a girl IRL over a PM when during the game I was talking through my mic. Yeah I'm a 12 year old kid, so I don't have the deepest voice around. But it's definite that I'm not a girl XD

  • 06.17.2011 8:38 AM PDT

"HOLY SHIZZ BUNGIE!!!! YOUR AN EMPLOYEE!!! DUDE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS CAN I HAVE THE BLUE FLAMES OR SOMETHING!!!! BTW HALO IS AMAZING!!!"

and yes this mssg was in all caps

  • 06.17.2011 8:43 AM PDT

Leader of the Deadly Viper Squad

This guy on the opposite team was complaining that I was an Eclipse. All the no life rubbish. So we were exchanging messages in the lobby. The game started. Invasion on Spire. I was on the Spartan team. Ran through all of the pipes to the right and got to the back of the Phase One area unnoticed.

I approached one of the objectives. Then who do I see standing still?

The guy who was insulting me. I moved towards him and hopped on his back for an assassination. Mid-way through the animation, I received his message - the reason why he wasn't playing. Straight after the animation ended, I sent him a message back "Who's my b#!@%? xD" That felt so good.

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  • 06.17.2011 8:43 AM PDT

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Posted by: TH3_AV3NG3R
What house has a rocket pod, has legs, and has a long narrow barrel that probably shoots something powerful?

Sounds like you're describing the lower half of my body, actually.

I got called a hacker and they said they were going to report me to xbox live for hacking. Just for the people who suck at this game let me tell you something. If you get raped really badly in this game it doesn't mean someone is a hacker it means you just suck.

  • 06.17.2011 8:48 AM PDT
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Oh wow thanks for the thread, it made my day reading all these. ;)

  • 06.17.2011 8:48 AM PDT

A message a few days ago saying it was a honor cuz the kid thought i was bungie

  • 06.17.2011 8:52 AM PDT
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-AAN2-

The most hilarious voice message I have ever received was when I was playing team SWAT and this little kid with a mike got a lucky shot and decided to teabag me. I spawned right by him and assassinated him. I then assassinated him 6 more times that game, one ninja, two in front of his teammates, and the other three were just right place right time. He sent me a voice message saying "Thanks @sshole, now I am afraid to teabag people cause they might assassinate me". Huge ego boost ^.^

  • 06.17.2011 8:52 AM PDT